DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS

Trouble: Hello, Mud-boy

Artemis: .................

Holly: .............

Trouble: So......nice weather huh?

Holly: So you gonna buy anything?

Trouble: What do you have?

Holly: Well you can get the—

Artemis: Not the Bentley!!!!

Holly: *Mumbles*

Trouble: Um....anything else?

Holly: It's a garage sale; of course we have more stuff!

Trouble: Such as.......

Holly: Um......we have...there's......and....Artemis?

Artemis: We have old computers, some clothes, Holly's old weapons, some old toys, some other essentials ect. ect. ect.

Trouble: What's with the bubble wrap?

Holly: Oh that.... it's just fun to play with *pop* *pop* *pop*

Artemis: *pop* *pop* *pop*

Trouble: Bubblicious.

Artemis: It's hot hot.

Trouble: Bubblicious

Artemis: Put them boys on rock, rock

Trouble: Bubbl-

Holly: What are you doing?

Trouble: It's the Bubblicious song, get with the flow.

Holly: Isn't that a....nevermind...

Trouble: Okay well I decided. I'm going to take the old PC, Holly's old Blaster, some fairy hand grenades, the soft-nose, oh and the duck because it's cute.

Holly: That'll be $307.18.

Trouble: Just for a high tech computer and illegal fairy weaponry!?

Artemis: And a duck.

Trouble: And a duck!?!

Holly: I don't make the prices, I just sell the stuff.

Artemis: Yes you do.

Holly: Shut-up.....

Trouble: How about I give you a surface visa and we call it even.

Holly: Deal.

Artemis: Hey don't I get something out of this?? It was my du- I mean laptop.

Trouble: The satisfaction of doing something from the kindness of your heart?

Artemis: .............

Holly: Trouble don't be stupid.... Artemis doesn't have a heart.

Artemis: ..............

Trouble: okay I'll throw in another surface visa for you too mud boy.

Artemis: Deal.

*Trouble leaves with the advanced computer software and dangerous fairy technology. And a duck.*

Artemis: ..........

Holly: What?

Artemis: I just got duped didn't i?

Holly: Took you that long to figure it out?

that bad?