Organization XIII, A Kingdom Hearts Story

A Krostko the Saiyaryl

NOTE: This is supposed to be incredibly stupid (I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any other copyright material mentioned?

Since none of Organization XIII was on any missions ever since they were caught giving out personal information over the internet, (about each other) Roxas and the others were being morons and sluts. (Sluts referring to Larxene and one time Xion) Xemnas also managed to bust them after they charged over $10000.00 on pizza, beer, and Dusk prostitutes on his credit card. Larxene was causing Saix extreme pain as she was cutting his X scar to look like a swastika.

"So Roxas, where'd you put the miracle elixirs?" asked Xigbar.

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!!?" Saix screamed to Larxene.

"Well, there are two ways to answer that. Answer the first, you wouldn't do me, answer the second, it is f***ing hilarious!" Larxene said laughing like Satan.

"I'll aks you again, where is the miracle elixir?" Xigbar asking.

"I told you, it's not an elixir, it's not a drink, I never touched it, and its crack!" Roxas yelled.

"Actually, it's coke from a while back, how Larxene got it, I'll never think about again," Xion said to herself unaware that Vexen and Axel where lighting robes on fire to be funny. Demyx intervened and dumped water on her.

"Roxas, Xshe's xaked!" Demyx said. (He put's X's in every word)

"What?" Xion yelled.

One time, Xion was being controlled by Larxene thanks to an invention created by Zexion and made her sleep with Roxas. Zexion caught her and burned the invention, thus dispelling Xion while she was doing it. That's how she has memory of it.

"It's never happening again Roxas!" Xion yelled.

"You loved it the first time!" Roxas said.

"Larxene made me," Xion muttered.

"At least I gave you a morning after pill, whore," Larxene laughed.

"You're the whore!" Xion said to Larxene.

"Yeah, but still, that's beside the point," Larxene replied.

"Uh, can we even reproduce?" Zexion said.

"No dip Sherlock," Axel commented.

"Xi Dox't thinx xo," Demyx said.

"We probably can, we can do everything else, except naturally pump blood!" Xigbar jumped in.

"That's why we have the strange delicate hearts which are artificial." Roxas said.

"Thank you!" Zexion said.

"How much must you invent?" Xion said obviously still thinking about what happened with the other device.

They then go into the TV room where Marluxia (known by the rest as the gay reaper, even though he still pretends to be straight) is sparring with Luxord and Lexaeus over what channel to watch.

"I say cartoons!" Luxord complained.

"I say pornography!" Lexaeus argued.

"I say crude cartoons, you're compromising," Marluxia stated.

"Shut up Gay Reaper!" Roxas yelled.

"Huh, Larxene, I knew you'd come!!" said Marluxia running up to and hugging Larxene.

"Get off me," Larxene demanded bringing knives out, "Unless of course…"

"Stop Larxene!" Xigbar interrupted.

"Yeah, be nice. You know he's gay," Xion said

"I'm not!!" Marluxia barked.

"Xho pleaxe, youx xo farx xin xhe cloxet, youx finxing X-mas prexents!" Demyx scowled.

"What's going on in here?" Xemnas asked.

"What are you talking 'bout?" Axel replied.

"My list!!" said Xemnas.

He was holding a list with his name crossed out to say dumbass.

"Who's the culprit?"

"I'll give you $100.00 to take the blame Roxas," whispered Vexen.

So like the idiot Roxas is, he raises his hand. Xemnas uses a disintegrator ray, invented by Zexion, to vaporize his hand.

"What the f*** is your problem, that f***ing hurt worse than shoving 100 d*** piles of Motherf***ing S*** in my d*** mouth!" Roxas screamed.

While Roxas is in too much pain to notice, Vexen slips Xemnes' credit card into his wallet.

"What's that in your wallet Roxas?" Xemnes asked angrily.

Vexen takes it out and says, "Xemnas, this is your credit card."

The ray shot the rest of Roxas leaving nothing but his other hand.

Vexen goes into Roxas' wallet to find $853.31 and two naked pictures of Xion.

Zexion looks at him puzzled and muttered, "Pedophile,"

Saix entered and punched Larxene. Larxene took out a knife and started cutting his swastika again.

"STOP IT!!" Saix yelled.

"No F***ing way Saix," Larxene laughed.