Well, now to catch with our favourite, amnesia-prone Pokepals!
Meowth: what was dat?!
Pikachu: uh, the crazy narrator must be messing with stuff again!
(oh sure! He remembers that!)
The cat 'n' mouse duo got up and dusted themselves off before realising they had no idea who the other one was
Meowth: …dis is kinda awkward but who are you?
Pikachu: well, I know I'm pikachu but who are you?
Meowth: well, I'm Meowth! Hmm, Dat's weird!
Pikachu: what's the matter?
Meowth: I get da weirdest desire ta say 'Dat's right!' after my name!
Pikachu: you can't remember anything either?
Meowth: nu-uh
Pikachu: hmm, well if we both can't remember then that must mean that we knew each other before!
Meowth: hmm, oh! I know! We musta been pals out in da wild!
Pikachu: ya think so?
Meowth: yeah! Y'know I'm almost certain we used ta be buddies cause I can remember always chasin afta you!
( sigh, if only he knew! )
Pikachu: well, I guess we are friends then!
Suddenly a Pidgey flew up and dived at them as pikachu jumped behind Meowth
Pikachu: if we are friends then we should protect each other, you go first!
Meowth jumped up and used scratch on the Pidgey which sent it running, or um, flying
Meowth: huh, I guess I'm pretty good at dis battlin ting!
Pikachu: wow! I sure wish I could fight like that!
Okay, this is getting too weird! Let's find the humans instead,
At the pokemon centre,
Ash: hey guys, if you threw hot water over a fire, would it go out?
…WHACK
Misty: Meowth and pikachu are missing, they think they're wild pokemon, they don't know who we are and all you can think about is PUTTING OUT FIRES?!
Jessie: well why don't we find out? *sets ash on fire*
Ash: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
James: *throws bucket of hot water over ash* (but it doesn't work)
Ash: …AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! THAT'S HOT!!!
James: I guess it doesn't work then!
Misty: *throws cold water over ash and puts him out*
Ash: 'sigh' thanks misty!
Jessie: aww, what did you do that for?
Misty: look, he may be annoying, irritating, stupid, immortal, he never ages, he never takes that same stupid hat off…
Ash: is there actually a point to all this or are you just taking this opportunity to insult me?
Misty: …I little of both, anyway, he may be all that stuff but I'm not gonna get stuck being the one who has to be shocked by pikachu and stalked by you guys!
Jessie: hey! It's not stalking! It's just following him wherever he goes and constantly watching him with binoculars from a safe distance!
Misty: you're right! That's TOTALLY different from stalking!
Jessie: ARE WE GOING TO FIND THOSE TWO OR WHAT?!
James: uh guys, bad news…
Jessie: *just about to start a mallet fight with misty* what now?!
James: look!
James pointed them over to a Skitty who was giving itself a bath
Ash: ewwww! What's it doing?!
Misty: wait, I thought we were in Johto, how did a Skitty get here?
Jessie: *ignoring misty* why is that a bad thing?
James: *also ignoring misty* because, cats always lick themselves before a storm!
Misty: how do you know so much about cats?
Ash: *jumping on the 'ignoring misty' bandwagon* why do cats lick themselves?
James: well, when a storm is coming it generates static which makes dirt stick to cats' dry fur so…
Ash: no, I mean why do cats lick themselves in the first place?
James: … I don't know!
Misty: why won't you answer my questions?
Jessie: * ignoring misty again* since when were you so smart?
James: well, you don't care about Meowth, misty doesn't have to because she's on team twerp, ash…well ash just plain doesn't know anything!
Misty: HEY!
Ash: *ignoring misty some more* HEY!
James: if I didn't know this stuff then neither would the people reading!
Okay, this is starting to get weird too, let's try with the pokemon again
With the pokemon,
Meowth: *licking paw*
Pikachu: …
Meowth: *licking other paw*
Pikachu: …
Meowth: *licking some place that I'll tell you about when you're older*
Pikachu: …okay! That is where I draw the line! What in the name of MEW are you doing?!
Meowth: dere's a storm comin an it's messin up my fur, so I'm fixin it!
Pikachu: why does a storm mess up your fur? And how?
Meowth: look, we're runnin outta space before dis chapter ends so just google it when we get back!
Well, looks like there's a storm coming! Wonder how Meowth and pikachu will cope, will they lose even MORE of their memories? Will they become closer friends? Will they ever find their way back? Will anyone ever stop ignoring misty?
… probably not, no
XD