Hi everyone !!! This is dedicated to my Best Friend Kiri-Sempai !!!! so enjoy !!! oh and the song is There right there from legally blonde the musical !!!!

Disclamier: Sadly I dont Own Furuba or they would be a second season already !!!

"Hey Thoru I have a question" said Uo one Friday when she was eating lunch at Shigure's house, along with Hana and the rest of the sohmas.

"Sure Uo" Said Thoru brightfully (A/N is that a word???)

"You've been living with orange top and prince yuki , so you could tell me if the prince was gay right ?"

All of the sohmas turned to stare at Uo and as to prove her point she started to sing

"There! Right There! Look at that pale, that tan-less skin".

Hana started to catch on and started to sing "Look at those thoughtful purple eyes Oh please he's gay, totally gay."

Ayame came in to defend his lovely brother by singing :
"I'm not about to celebrate every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate this guy's not gay, i say not gay."

Everyone then began to sing
That is the elephant in the room well is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically matically fay?"

Then kyo joining on in the song sang "But look at his quoft and crispy locks"

"Look at his silk translucent socks."sang Uo

Ayame in a smart voice sang There's the eternal Paradox look what we're seeing.

"What are we seeing?" kisa whispered to thoru

"Is he gay?" sang ayame

"Of course he's gay." Interrupeted Uo … she was speaking though

Or European?" finished Ayame giving Uo the Evil eye

Then everyone in the room began to sing " Gay or European?It's hard to guarantee,Is he gay or european?"

"Well, hey don't look at me." Sang Hatori

Then momiji wanting to get in on the game sang"You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign play peculiar sports."

"In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks." Sang everyone

"Oh please." Said Uo

"Gay or European?
So many shades of gray".Sang everyone

"Depending on the time of day, the French go either way."Sang Shigure

Then the rest of the sohmas continued "Is he gay or European?or"

Then Completely out of the blue motoko ( president of the yuki fan club) broke in and started singing:

"There! Right There!Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at is a metro-hetro guy's not gay, i say no way."

Then again the sohmas and everyone else in the room ( seeing has how out of the blue the student council decided to drop by … how they know were yuki lives will remain history "That is the elephant in the room well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume"

"Is automatically-radically" Sang Uo

"ironically-cronically" Sang Ayame

"scurtinly-curtainly" Sang Momiji

"genetically-netically" Sang Hiro

"GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT" at this point everyone was yelling

"Gay or European?"Sang Everyone

"So stylish and relaxed" said Kakeru

"Is he gay or European?"Sang everyone

"I think his chest is waxed."Thought Ayame out loud

"But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse." Sang Kagura

"If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?" Sang Everyone

I still can't crack the code" finished Kagura .

"Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed." Sang Kimi .. Although this left Yuki thinking what accent???? .

Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray." Sang everyone …. Through all of this singing Yuki wondered if Ayame really knew that he wasn't really European ……

"But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday."Sang motoko

"Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-" Sang everyone

"Wait a minute!" Interrupeted Kyo"
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try."

"The floor is yours." Said Ayame … as if they were in a court

So Mr. Sohma
This alleged affair with Machi has been going on for...?

Then Yuki super confused said " What Affair???"

Emmett:
And your first name again is...?

"yuki???"

Emmett:
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Nicos:
Haru……

*GASP*

I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you said best is my best friend."Said Yuki Trying To cover up his mistake .

"You Idiot
You lying idiot!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!" said Kakeru After Noticing he wasnt Yuki's best Friend

"Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!"said Haru just guessing he was from france or Switzerland

"you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret." He kept singing

"I'm straight!" Said Yuki

You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!" Said Haru mockingly

And European!" Sang Everyone

Carlos:
"He's gay!"Sang Haru

All
And European!" Said everyone except for Motoko who was crying in hysterics with kimi and machi uin a corner, Hana who had gotten a snack and was eating , and Uo who was on the floor cracking up with Kyo

He's gay!" Sang Haru

All:
And European and Gay!" This time everyone but the girls crying in hysterics sang

"Fine okay I'm gay!" said Yuki giving Up

"Hooray!" sang everyone … minus Hana who had another snack and the girls crying in hysteric

"Fine. Okay. We're gay!" Said Haru &Yuki !!!!

Yuki's POV

Damn that stupid Uo just had to ask !!! Thought yuki after he saw the scene laid out before him : Thoru just pale & standing there.

Kyo & Uo began cracking up again along with shigure this time.

Hatori just like OMG !!!!
Motoko ,kimi, and machi were still crying alongwith the rest of yuki's fan club who had arrived Magically

and then he saw ayame running over to him to give him a hug

and everyone else was just staring back and forth and him and haru …..

Sorry im not much for yaoi and there was a slight parody so forgive me and gomensai !!!! still please tell if it was good or bad please

R&R