Disclaimer: I still don't own Oorifuri and I am having nightmares in which the cast is teasing me about that…

Warning: It's not what you think it's going to be about

Pillow Talk

Last time…

"…Hello Taka-chan." Mihashi purred. Abe froze; he thought that he had done away with this person.

"Dark-Mihashi, is that you?" Abe squeaked guarding himself.

"Of course it's me and do I have a story for you…" Dark-Mihashi began.

11:00 p.m

Abe winced at that statement.

He knew it was impossible for Mihashi's dark side (who was referred to as Dark-Mihashi) to be talking to him at the late hour. He had said the magic words that sent the evil back inside, right?

"So I bet you're wondering how I'm here, right?" Dark-Mihashi chuckled. Abe didn't get to answer. "After you said those words that sent me spiraling back to oblivion I was going to fade out completely when I found a rope. I tied it to myself and it tethered me to the real world. It would seem that my gracious host doesn't want me gone yet."

That made sense; Dark-Mihashi was exactly what regular Mihashi wanted to be in real life, except for the wanting to sleep with Abe part…

Maybe

"Whenever Ren goes to sleep I wake up and tonight I thought I would call you."Dark-Mihashi finished. "I mean you are all he thinks about."

That startled Abe. Why was he all Mihashi thought about? Hopefully it was because they were becoming friends.

"So what do you want?" Abe grunted.

"Like I said, to talk."

Abe knew that Dark-Mihashi was incredibly smart, unlike his normal counterpart (A/N: I'm not dissing Mihashi, but at times we know he isn't all that bright. I'm just saying…), and this conversation could be a trap.

"About what?" Abe grunted again. He was sleepy and didn't have time for coyness. In actuality his sleepiness gave him a bravery that he wouldn't have if he were somewhere else.

It didn't hurt matters that he was safe as long as he was only talking to Dark-Mihashi over the phone, and not face to face.

"I dunno," Dark-Mihashi sighed. "Life, liberty…me?"

"You? What about you?"

"Do you know how weird it is only existing for only nine hours a night?" Dark-Mihashi demanded. Abe didn't answer since he couldn't relate. "Or the fact that I don't even have a name?"

"Yeah you do," Abe interrupted.

He was still Mihashi which meant that was his name, right?

"I'm not Ren, so why should I share a name with him?" Dark-Mihashi retorted. "Or were you talking about that crappy 'Dark-Mihashi' handle that you people created?"

Abe blushed, he was talking about both!

"I thought so," Dark-Mihashi frowned. Abe heard a snapping sound. "I've got it! You can give me a name!"

"Seriously?"

"Seriously!"

Abe wondered why he hadn't hung up the phone by this point. It seemed that Dark-Mihashi- or whatever he wanted to be called- wasn't going to be trying to do anything…sexual over the phone.

For some reason Abe's mind flickered back to the name. If he would give Dark-Mihashi one it would have to be something similar to regular Mihashi, but different.

That's it! Abe realized. He had the perfect name for Dark-Mihashi, and it would be a little bit of revenge too.

"You just want a given name, right?" Abe chuckled.

"Yeah, I like being 'Mihashi' just not Ren." Dark-Mihashi yawned. Abe paused to build suspense and let the name fall from his lips slowly.

"Rin."

Abe wasn't sure of how Dark-Mihashi (maybe Rin now) was reacting so he waited patiently for him to answer.

"Rin, Ri-in, Rin," Dark-Mihashi murmured as if he were trying the name like it were some kind of exotic food.

"It'll do."

Hey I told you I would write it, but I think this story won't be a one shot like the others. Be on the look out for chapter two and as always review or else Rin will call your house at 1 in the morning and whisper naught nothings in your ear!

Next time: Bedtime story.