Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Negima.

A/N: Naruto is 13 in this. This will be a Naruto/Asuna fic since I haven't read one of those yet. Also there will be a vote for Negi's pairing later on. This will take place during the Mahora Festival.

Naruko V.S. The Girls of Class 3-A

"Baa-Chan! You wanted to see me?" Naruto asked, stepping into the room.

On reflex Tsunade threw a book a Naruto, who ducked. Tsunade looked up from her paperwork to see a blonde haired boy, wearing a godawful orange jumpsuit, that just begged to be burned. The cursed necklace she had given him around his neck. He was the only reason she really became hokage, damn him for making her change her mind. "Yes I have a top secret mission for you."

"Really cool so what is it?" Naruto asked.

"I received a message from an old friend saying they needed some help. So I'm going to send you. This mission could take awhile depending on how long they need you. Here are the details." Tsunade said, handing over a scroll.

Naruto quickly unraveled the scroll to skim over the contents within.

Mission Rank: A

Mission: You are to guard a school called Mahora Academy located in Japan, during the festival that will be going on over the next few days. This is an undercover mission so you will have to attend as a girl namely 'Oiroke no Jutsu' for the entire mission. You are not allowed to let anyone know who or what you are. The Dean of the school shall give you more details when you get there.

Signed: Tsunade the Godaime Hokage

"You want me to use the Oiroke no Jutsu!" Naruto blurted out.

"Yes that is why your the only one who can do this mission." Tsunade said.

"Couldn't you.. Oh let's say have a GIRL go on this mission?" Naruto asked.

"I'm sorry Naruto, but sadly all of the girls who could do this mission are on another mission at this current time, and this is urgent." Tsunade sighed, pouring another cup of sake.

"B-B-But I don't wanna." Naruto whined.

A vain appeared on Tsunade's forehead as she listened to the brat whine. "Naruto who is Hokage?"

"You." Naruto sighed.

"Good, now who gives the orders that you must follow?" Tsunade asked.

"You." Naruto sighed.

"YOUR TAKING THE DAMN MISSION!" Tsunade shouted.

"Fine." Naruto groaned.

"Now get packed, your leaving tomorrow morning." Tsunade said, rubbing her temples.

A huge smile appeared on the boy's face as he walked out of the room. Tsunade smiled watching the boy leave, no matter how annoying he was that smile was contagious. She then looked down at all the paperwork on her desk and a frown appeared. "I am going to make that brat pay when he get's back."

"Hmm... I wonder what I should do?" Naruto thought, with his arms behind his head. The usual smile plastered on his face. "Maybe I should go see Ero-Sennin for some last minute training, or maybe go see if I can get Sakura-Chan to go on a date with me..."

Naruto looked around and realized that he had mindlessly walked to Ichiraku Ramen. His stomach started to grumble as he smelt the heavenly scent that Ramen brought. Naruto walked into the stand and was greeted by Teuchi the owner of the stand, and Ayame his daughter.

"Hey Naruto-Kun you want the usual?" Ayame asked.

"Of course!" Naruto grinned, plopping down on one of the stools.

"It will be right up." Ayame said, starting on Naruto's large order.

"How have you been Naruto?" Teuchi asked.

"Great I just got another mission from Baa-Chan to." Naruto said. "It's going to take awhile to..."

"Then when you get back you better order enough to make up for the time you was gone." Teuchi said.

"Don't worry I will." Naruto grinned.

"Here you go Naruto-Kun." Ayame said, handing Naruto a bowl of Miso, Beef, and Pork Ramen.

"Thanks your the best Ayame-Neechan!" Naruto grinned, pulling a pair of chopsticks. With in a matter of seconds the three bowls were scarfed down. After the bowls of ramen were licked clean Naruto laid the money of the counter, and jumped down from his stool. "I'll see ya later." He said, walking out of the stand.

"See you later Naruto-Kun." Ayame said, taking the bowls off the counter.

"Now that my belly's full I think I'm going to go find Ero-Sennin... Hot Springs here I come!" Naruto thought, leaping up to the roofs of Konoha.

Nearing the hot springs a devilish grin appeared on Naruto face. "Hehehe... Maybe I should practice before tomorrow. Wouldn't want the Jutsu to be expelled on accident." He jumped down near the hot springs, looking around to make sure no one was watching he ran through his hand sign's. "Oiroke no Jutsu!"A cloud of smoke covered the ninja. When the smoke dissipated a curvy twin-tailed blonde, blue eyed, and whisker marked Naruko stood. "Now to find Ero-Sennin."

Naruko walked around to the back of the hot springs where the female side of the springs was. She giggled when she saw the toad sannin up to his usual antics. Jiraiya was taking notes, with a perverted grin on his face.

"Mo Jiraiya-Kun why do you do this to me? Ain't I enough for you?" Naruko pouted.

Jiraiya froze. His head swiveled around to see a sexy blonde woman dressed in an orange jumpsuit. Hmmmm... For some reason he felt that he should avoid the temptation, but damn was that girl smokin!! Jiraiya pounced from his position and wrapped an arm around the girls shoulder. "Why hello there. Want to go get some drinks? I'm paying!"

The girls face immediately turned from that of an goddess to that of a devil. "No wonder they call you Ero-Sennin. Your such a perv!" She giggled. Taking in a deep breath she screamed at the top of her lungs. "KYAA!!! PERVERT!!"

A large killer intent erupted from the hot springs. The women who stormed out of the hot springs all happened to be kunoichi making it ten times worse for Jiraiya as they launched Kunai and many other sharp object at him, mainly below the belt.

"Smell you later Ero-Sennin!" Naruko waved.

"NARUTO!!" Jiraiya shouted, running away from the mob of furious kunoichi. "I'll get you for this!"

"Well that takes care of Ero-Sennin...." Naruto thought, releasing the jutsu. He looked up at the sky to see that the sun was setting. "Might as well call it a night."

The next morning...

Naruto awoke to the worst thing ever invented an alarm clock. He slammed his fist down on the clock turning it off. His eyes wondered around the room, as he stretched. Naruto threw the covers off and jumped out of the bed. Stumbling around Naruto got his usual orange jumpsuit on. After that he went to the kitchen and fixed himself a cup of instant ramen, and pulled out a milk that expiration date was way passed. Opening the carton Naruto took a whiff of the rotten substance.

"Smells ok to me." Naruto thought, chugging the milk. "Hmmm... Chunky."

After Naruto finished his ramen, he looked at the clock to see that it was time to go. "Better head out." He thought. Naruto left his apartment, jumping from roof top to roof top until he stopped in front of the main gate. Tsunade was already there waiting for him.

"You made it brat." Tsunade said, walking over to him. There was a strange gleam in her eyes.

"So how do I get there? I've never heard of a place called Japan before." Naruto chuckled, sweating under the gaze Tsunade was giving him.

"Close your eyes." Tsunade smirked.

"Eh, Why?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"Close them or I'll make you close them, either way works for me." Tsunade grinned.

"OK, ok like this?" Naruto asked.

"Uhuh. Now stay like that." Tsunade said.

The world around Naruto became blank as he blacked out from a blow to the back of the head. When he opened his eyes Naruto was in an office, but not the Hokages. This one was bigger and more luxurious. He blanked several times looking around.

"Ohohohoho I see your awake." An old man said, who's bald head was in the shape of a bean and earlobes were stretched out to the size of saucers. His eyebrow's were also really long. "Your probably wondering how you got here aren't you?"

Naruto nodded to stunned for words.

"It was magic." The old man said.

Naruto broke out into a fit of laughter. "Riiiiggggghhhhhttt good one old man you got me."

"Oh I am very serious. Here let me show you." The old man said, flicking his fingers. A small orange flame danced on top of his fingertips. "Is this enough proof for you?"

Naruto stared at the flames like a child would through a window at a new toy. "COOL!! Teach me that!"

"I could, but that is not what we're here to discuss right now is it?" The old man asked, dispelling the fire.

"Right the mission!" Naruto said.

"I'll start off by introducing my self. I am Konoemon Konoe the Dean of Mahora Academy. Most of the students of this school do not know about magic or the magical world, so try not to stand out to much. Also all of the teachers do know about magic so if you have any questions ask them. Oh and as I sent in a document only girls are allowed in this school. I assume you have someway of doing that?" Konoe asked.

Naruto nodded. "Oiroke no Jutsu!" After the smoke died down Naruto's female version Naruko stood in her orange jumpsuit. She winked at the Dean.

"I see you will fit in perfectly. Well since school is about to begin I'll give you your class schedule, and dorm room number. I'm sure your roommates will be very delighted." Konoe said, handing Naruko her schedule.

"Homeroom Class 3-A." Naruko said, looking over the schedule. "Teacher Negi Springfield."

"Oh and before you go let me warn you that class is very energetic you might have some trouble with it. The teacher is only ten after all." Konoe chuckled.

"Ten! What the heck is a ten year old teaching for?" Naruko shouted.

"What is a thirteen year old doing as a ninja? I assure you Negi-Kun is an excellent teacher, he is also a mage." Konoe said.

"A mage huh?" Naruko grinned.

"He is still in training, but he could also probably teach you the basics." Konoe said.

"Awesome!" Naruko said, pumping her fist in the air in Naruto like fashion.

The bell for school to start rang. There was a light knock on the door, then a woman with long blue hair , with big breast walked in. "Oh Shizuna-San good you are here. Could you take...."

"Call me Naruko." Naruko said, bowing to them.

Konoe nodded. "Could you take Naruko-Chan here to her class."

"Sure which class is it?" Shizuna asked, with a warm smile.

"Negi-Kun's class." Konoe said.

"Oh my." Shizuna said. "Naruko-San would you come with me?"

Naruko followed Shizuna out the door. "Hohoho... I forgot to ask the boy something." Konoe said, running his hand down his beard.

"Negi-Baka I can't believe you crawled into my bed again!" A girl with to orange twin-tails that were tied up by bells yelled. The girl had a blue and green eye making her a heterochromia.

"I'm sorry Asuna-San but you know I can't help it!" Negi said in defense.

"We're going to be late if you two keeping bickering like a old married couple." Konoka giggled, skating next to the two on her roller blades.

"We're not that way!" Negi and Asuna shouted, running even faster.

Konoka giggled, watching her friends arguing with each other.

At school Negi entered the classroom, setting off traps the Narutaki twins had set up. With Evangeline A.K. McDowell's brutal training sessions Negi easily dodged the simple minded traps of an eraser falling from the door, followed by a bucket of water, then three suction cup arrows shooting at him. The twins frowned seeing that their traps had been sprung, but they immediately cheered back up coming up with plans for their next attempt. As usual class 3-A was in an uproar as Asuna and the shotacon of a class president Ayaka Yukihiro got into a fight. The rest of the girls were making bets on who would win, while the journalist Kazumi Asakura of the group was keeping track of the bets.

"Ahem." Negi coughed, trying to get the attention of the girls. None of them listened. "AHEM!" He shouted.

The girls quieted down going to their seats.

"Thank you." Negi said, bowing to the class. Before Negi could speak there was a knock on the door.

"Negi-Kun I have a new student for you." Shizuka-Sensei said, opening the door open.

Chatter went up around the room as the girls began to whisper about who the new student could.

"Really? I don't remember hearing anything about a new student." Negi said.

"That's because you weren't, she just came today without earlier notice. You can come in now." Shizuka said.

A girl with blonde hair pulled back into twin-tails who had a huge grin on her face walked into the room. She had sky blue eyes, with strange whisker marks on her cheeks. The girls skin had a nice tan to it, and her body was at the top of the girls ranking list, probably equaling Chizuru's size. The girls in the class who were on the small side began rubbing their own breast envious at the new girls size. Naruko looked around the room she then heard something say "Fiannly some real prey!! I can't wait to tear into them!"

A shiver ran down the spines of the martial artist group. That group consisted of Mana Tatsumiya, Setsuna Sakurazaki, Kaede Nagase, Chao Lingshen, Ku Fei, and Asuna Kagurazaka. A few others who also felt something strange about the blonde consisted of Haruna Saotome, Kazumi Asakura, Yue Ayase, Nodoka Miyazaki, and the vampire Evangeline A.K. McDowell and robot partner Chichamaru Karakuri.

"Would you introduce yourself to the class?" Negi asked.

The class became deadly silent, listening in on what the blonde had to say.

The grin on the blonde girls face grew wider hitting her eyes. "The names Uzumaki Naruko. I like ramen, and my precious people. My favorite hobby is pulling pranks on people. Things I hate, people who judge others before they get to know them and a certain Uchiha teme."

As soon as Naruko was done the girls of Class 3-A pounced.

"Where you from?"

"What's your favorite color?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Are those whisker marks real?"

"What's the biggest prank you've ever pulled?"

Stars were spinning around Naruko's head as the girls continued to bombarded her with questions.

"Everyone that's enough go back to your seats. You can ask Naruko-San those questions later. Right now we need to start class." Negi said, only to be ignored.

Naruko felt someone grabbing her breast, as she tried to answer the questions.

"Ummm."

"Ahhhh."

"Ehhhh."

'Crap, if I don't get these girls away their going to dispel my jutsu!' Naruto thought. 'No wonder Jiji said they were energetic!'

After a few more minutes the girls got bored with asking Naruko questions that she never answered. 'Whew that was a close one.' Naruto sighed to himself.

After school...

"Which room number do you have Naruko-San?" Konoka asked, putting her skates on.

"Ummm... 302.(Don't know the real number.)" Naruko said, looking down at her paper.

"Then we're roomies! That's my room to. Also Asuna's and Negi's." Konoka said, giving off one of her warm smiles.

'Wow she's really cute.' Naruto thought to himself. 'No you like Sakura-Chan!'

"Asuna? Sorry I didn't get most of the names, who was that again." Naruko asked.

"There she is over there with Negi-Kun." Konoka said, pointing at Asuna, who was lifting Negi off the ground.

"Asuna-Chan! Guess what! Naruko-Chan is our new roommate!" Konoka shouted.

"Huh? Do we even have enough room for another?" Asuna asked, in an agitated tone.

Konoka tapped her finger to her chin. "We can think of something. If anything Negi-Kun can sleep in your bed, or mine. Or if you want to Naruko-Chan you could sleep with one of us to."

Naruko froze. 'Sleep together?' Naruto thought, fantasies running through his mind.

"Let's go!" Nodoka said, pulling Naruko along.

"Hey wait for us!" Asuna said.

In the dorm room, Naruko lay on the couch, falling asleep. Negi had made a bed up in the loft part of the room.

"Good night Naruko-Chan, Asuna-Chan, Negi-Kun." Konoka said.

"Good night Konoka-Chan, Naruko-Chan, Negi-Bozu." Asuna yawned.

"Good night Asuna-San, Konoka-San, Naruko-San." Negi mumbled.

"Zzz." There was a small snoring sound heard from where the new student lay.

Alright my third fic! This one will be the one that will only be updated once every month, unless I get bored and just randomly decide to update it. Trying to cut back on language so tell me if I need to switch rating.

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