A/N: I know, you've all been waiting for this ;D Sorry for the delay. See, my hamster died yesterday and I wanted some time to think.
Disclaimer: These "bloopers" are made for fun. Hey, try to laugh a little and not be a killjoy or leave some review going all "THAT SUCKED YOU BIYATCH .C." XD
Enjoy ~
BLOOPERS:
Written in screenplay format:
DIRECTOR:
Chapter 19, Scene 10, Take One!
CAMERA ON JAKOTSU AND BANKOTSUJakotsu crosses his arms. Bankotsu looks at him out of the corner of his eyes.
Jakotsu:
Oh great, we have a female captain!
Kagome is annoyed.
Kagome:
What was-
Pulls out Kouga's pistol, also causing his pants to fall off.
Kouga:
Oh shit no!
Miroku is on the verge of laughter until he finally bursts.
MirokuHahahaha! I didn't know you liked pink sheep underwear, wolf-boy!
OOOOoOOOoOOOo
DIRECTOR:
Chapter 20, Scene 3, Take One!
Kikyo
Wake up InuYasha, there's a rittle meiko-blah blah…*laughs*
Take 2!
Kikyo
Wake up InuTasha – oh shit sauce… face palms, laughing
InuYasha
*lifts head off the set* TASHA?!
Sesshomaru:
*evil laugh* BWAHAHA I SHALL USE THIS AGAINST YOUUUU.
Naraku:
*off set, drinking smoothie* Hey! That's my line… *glares*
oOOOoOOOoOOOo
DIRECTOR:
Ok break time!
InuYasha:
Oh Finally! *gets up to get ramen*
Kagome:
Wait! *skids infront of him*
InuYashaWhat?!
Kagome:
I dare you not to eat ramen for the rest of the movie!
InuYashaIt is ON, girlfriend!
Kagome
I know I am. *pecks him on cheek*
InuYasha*looks at ramen* Goodbye, sweet…ramen…
10 minutes later….
DIRECTORTake 5 everyone. Next scene, Kagome becomes captain.
InuYasha*sneaks around, shifty eyes* *goes to microwave, takes out ramen* *slowly brings chopsticks w/ ramen to mouth*
Kagome:
*jumps* AHA!
InuYasha:
Gah! *spills ramen on crotch*
Kagome:
Whoops…ahahehe….*sweatdrops*
OOOOoOOOoOOOo
video camera fuzzes
*video focuses on InuYasha's face*
InuYasha:
Hellooo readers-slash-veiwers, today we witness the horror that is Jaken! I'm curious to see what he does in his trailer. Rumor has it, he has tea parties with his stuffed animals. *Snickers*
*camera turns around*
IN THE TRAILER…
Jaken:
Yes…yes…my beautiful Lord Sesshomaru…your fluffy is well cherished…. *strokes boa constantly, slowly*
InuYasha
….*wide eyed* *slowly backs away, runs*
*camera shifts as he runs*
InuYasha:
*bumps into Miroku*
Miroku:
Woah there buddy! What's the matter? Why do you look like you saw a ghost?
InuYasha
I'M FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I FOUND OUT THAT JAKEN HAS A FETISH FOR MY BROTHER.
Miroku
No!
InuYasha
Yes!
Miroku:
No!
InuYasha:
Yes!
Miroku:
No!
InuYasha:
Ye-
Sango:
Will you two stop having sex back there?! I've seen enough Yaoi on the net!
Miroku:
*coughs* It's true…she looks at Yaoi…disturbing to me really.
InuYasha
WE'RE OFF TOPIC.
OOoOoOoOo
Jaken:
Lord Sesshomaru doesn't need no stinkin-
BANG!
InuTaisho
Never insult the code.
DIRECTOR
Um, you weren't supposed to use a real gun.
InuTaisho
I know…*evil grin*
InuYasha
*whimpers* Daddy?
A/n: Very short for now. If I think of anymore, I'll add it. C:
Stay tuned for the sequel