Hey
people new story! TheUnknownWriter: Right, start! _____________________________________________________________
Yeah I had swine flu so I had a lot of time
on my hands :P
Anyway, love my story or I'll set a crazy
Toushiro on you :D
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own bleach
sorry. If I did, all the bad guys would be alive because I take pity
on them :D
Renji:
Camera?
Ichigo: Check!
Renji: The victim, Uh I mean
friend?!
Toushiro: Check.
TheUnknownWriter: Lets
Begin!!!!
Toushiro:
It is Hitsugaya-taicho to you.
Rikka: Oh already getting annoyed
now are we?
Toushiro: I said stop it!
Rikka: Hmm… I wonder
what'll I'll do to you…
*ten minutes later*
*Toushiro
dressed in a kitty outfit*
Toushiro: What the hell is
this?!
Rikka: It's a cute little kitty outfit!
Ichigo: It
really is cute y'know.
Orihime: I know! I picked it
out!
Toushiro: Get me out of this thing NOW!
Rikka: Oh I have
an idea! *pushes him into electric chair and ties him up*
Toushiro:
…WHAT THE HELL Am I DOING IN THIS?!?!
Rikka: Hey cool it potty
mouth.
Toushiro: I would if I wasn't here against my own will!
Now answer my question; WHAT THE FREAKING HELL Am I DOING IN
THIS?!
Rikka:*clicks red button to electrocute him*
Toushiro:
OOWWWWWW!!
Rikka: Just a little 'ow' would've been okay
y'know.
Toushiro: It hurts!
Rikka: Well, if you didn't try
to run away and cooperate, I wouldn't of put you in here. Resist in
any shape, form, or fashion and I'll shock you, got it?
Toushiro:
You think I'm crazy to ever listen to you-
Rikka: *shocks
him*
Toushiro: I'm sorry! I'll
listen to youu!!
Rikka: that's better.
Rikka: *pushes button
again*
Toushiro: AUGGHHH WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Rikka: No reason
really. I just wanted to.*leans on button so it's constantly
shocking him*
Toushiro:
ARGHH STOP IT!!!
Rikka: Only if you say pleas,
Shiro-chan.
Toushiro: NO FRICKN' WAY!
Rikka:*turns up
voltage*
Toushiro: OKAY OKAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP
IT!!!
Rikka: Good Shiro-chan.
Toushiro:*no response*
Rikka:
Hm..I think he's unconscious, maybe dead.
Rikka: Squad
Four~!
*squad four come running over*
Hanatarou: What was the
cause of doing this then, Rikka-san?
Rikka: Uhh... guess I just
wanted to.
Hanatarou: You don't feel bad?
Rikka: Uh…not
really, no.
Syazel: If he dies can I dissect him?
Rikka: No,
because that's cruel.
Syazel: so your implying that what you
just did wasn't cruel?
Rikka: Indeed I am.
Syazel: talk about
hypocrisy…
Rikka: *electrocutes him*
Syazel: *sizzling on
floor* I'm sorry ma'am…
meanwhile in Squad 4…
Toushiro: *wakes up* what happened to me…?
Unohana:
You were electrocuted by about a thousand volts, it's a miracle you
lived.
Toushiro: Who did that?
Unohana: Rikka-san,
sir.
Toushiro: Oh god, her, is she still here?
Unohana: Yes she
is sir.
Toushiro: By the way, where is she-
Rikka: SHIRO-CHAN!
I THOUGH YOU WERE DEAD!*jumps onto him and hugs him*
Toushiro:
…*sigh*
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Fuu~
Righty-ho,
first chapter up!
Who should I torture next…maybe Urahara?
Anyway, tell me and review please!
Peace~