Chapter 2
Ichighing yelled at Juggernaut, Juggernaut yelled back at Ichithing. Quincy yelled at both of them. Espadasgirl stood quietly and listened to them yelling at each other. Bawabawa ran around in circles yelling "Itsygo!" Fukutaicho and Shirayuki repeatedly facepalmed themselves, and Ulquiiorra wished he was somewhere else.
"What if Ulqui-kun off-tanks?" Espadasgirl finally said.
Juggernaut and Ichithing stopped arguing and turned their heads to her in unison.
"I am not speced for tanking."
"That's right! Ulqui-kun does so much damage, that he is not good for it!"
Sigh.
Silence.
Silence.
Sweat drop.
"Fine. I'll tank." Juggernaut grumbled begrudgingly. "You better not steal my agro." He eyed Ulquiiora suspiciously.
Ulquiiorra looked away in silent dignity.
"Ok! I'm gonna mark the targets. Watch you agro, DKs." Ichighing said.
I'm not holding back on trash.
"Hey, who made you the leader?"
"I'm the tank…."
"SO?"
"Tanks mark targets…."
"Oh."
Pause.
"Alright then!" Ichithing put the marks. "First skull, then X."
Group /nod.
Ichithing rushed in first, trying to throw sunders on the ghosts. Jaggernaut and Ulquiiorra followed. Quicy stood behind casting ice bolts. Espadasgirl and Shirayuki threw heals on Ichithing, Fukutaicho nuked the trash with arrows, and Bawabawa snuck from behind.
Blood strike, heart strike, eviscerate, boom boom boom. One after another the mobs fell. Jaggernaut and Ulquiiora were barely alive.
"Ulqui-kun! You better watch your agro, we can't spend too much mana on healing you, when Kurosaki-kun is tanking!"
"Hmph. Good tanks don't die."
"That's my line!"
"Kurosaki-kun!"
"Quiet down you two."
"Kuchiki-san!"
"Alright already!"
"Abarai-kun!"
"Everyone SHUT UP!"
Silence.
Boss time.
"OK! I'll tank him here. Then he summons his horse. Jaggernaut will off tank it. When he is at 20% he will mount it. Everyone got it?"
Group /nod.
Ichithing rushed in.
They huffed and puffed for several minutes, finally getting the boss on his horse. One moment he was pounding on Ichithing, the next he switched to Ulquiiorra.
"Watch your agro, dude."
"Don't die, Ulqui-kun!"
They are all trash.
"Stop hitting him you moron!"
"He needs to feel despair."
"ULQUIIORRA!"
The boss continued pounding on him, Espadasgirl desperately tried to keep his health up. Suddenly, the boss switched agro and went after her. She died in two strikes. Ulquiiorra was next, followed by Quincy, and Fukutaicho.
Wipe.
"Dude….you killed us."
Silence.
Sigh.
"Let's try it again."
A few minutes later, after everyone resurrected.
"Maybe I should get my monkey out." said Fukutaicho.
"How is that gonna help?"
"I don't know…"
"Ok…"
Fukutaicho summoned his pet.
"Everyone's buffed up?"
Group /nod.
"Agro. DKs."
"Hmph."
Ichithing went after the boss again.
"Howl Zabimaru!"
"Dude…"
"Ooops….my bad, habit."
"You fools are wasting too much time!"
"Kuchiki-san!"
"No spamming during the boss fight!"
"Kurosaki-kun!"
"Everyone stay behind me!"
"We ARE standing behind you!"
"This dude is dead this time!"
"Kurosaki-kun!"
"Damn, I'm missing a stamina buff."
"Ishida-kun!"
Zabimaru scratched himself.
"Abarai, put your monkey away. It's annoying."
"Ulqui-kun, your agro is high again!"
Sigh.
"Hmph."
"Ulquiiorra…."
"Watch your agro or I'll slap you again " Espadasgirl whispered to Ulquiiorra.
"Woman…"
"I'm out of mana!"
The boss switched to Ulquiiorra again.
"Stop hitting him!"
"ULQUIIORRA!"
Group wipe.
Sigh.
"Dude…."
"Ulqui-kun!"
"You're paying for my repair bill, asshole!"
"Incompetent fools."
Espadasgirl came up to Ulquiiorra and /slap (ed) him.
"Ha Ha! Ulquiiorra got pawned!"
"Ulqui-kun, I told you!"
"Hmph. I'm done with this."
"Fine! We don't need you."
"Come with me, woman."
Ulquiiorra DCed.
"Alrighty then! Now we can finally down him without that show off!"
Group /nod.
"Excuse me, Kurosaki-kun, but I have to go too."
"Why is that?"
"Um…it's sushi night tonight, and Ulqui-kun hates waiting."
"Fine…."
"Bye everyone! Good luck!"
"Bye…"
Espadasgirl DCed.
"Ok, let's do it again!
"Dude….we just lost our main healer."
Curtain.