Godot took a sip of his coffee. Which blend it was, even he lost count.
Godot took another sip and another one.
He took one more sip and then inhaled.
He exhaled.
He inhaled.
He exhaled again.
Basically, he was breathing and was still alive.
Everyone was watching his movements intently, piercing his body with their eyes and imaginary swords and aliens. They were waiting for the results.
Godot finally had enough of Phoenix, Larry, Pearl, Maya, Edgeworth, all the students and the child-eating rabbits at the back of the class staring at him with those bunny-rabbit eyes, forcing him to tell them who won the teacher-off.
"Look, I haven't gotten all the results yet. You'll have to wait until those useless judges vote too. It seems that not a lot of people voted. We've been waiting for more voters for the past few weeks. If you want to kill someone or whatever, take your anger and impatience out on those judges over there, but leave the little girl alone, unless you want to go to jail for child-abuse," Godot said. He looked at the blinds covering all the windows in the classroom. Heh. He ought to give credit to Maya and co. for hiding all the destruction she and her class had done to the poor, defenseless, steel-barred windows.
The judges coughed.
Pearl got up from her chair and went up to Godot and pulled his sleeve. "I vote for Mystic Maya," she said with her sweetest voice, kindest smile and her best puppy-dog-bunny-rabbit-cookie-monster eyes.
Godot couldn't help but smile and feel guilty for endangering her cousin's life a few months back. Maya was the only family she has left and he nearly took that away from the poor little girl who has lived through more than what she is supposed to. Meh, if he continues with this line of thought, then this chapter would soon become angsty and then everyone would cry manly tears.
He patted her head.
She glared at Phoenix to vote for Maya.
Pearl's glare gave Phoenix a headache. If Phoenix voted for Maya, he would not be punched and/or beaten up by an eight-year-old and Larry would bother him for the rest of his life. But if he voted for Larry, he would be punched by an eight-year-old and he would be bothered every second of the day by Maya. Basically, if he voted for one person, the other person would bother him for the rest of his miserable hobo grape-juice filled life. But the only difference was that if he voted for Larry, Pearl would punch him; if he voted for Maya, Pearl wouldn't punch him. He voted for Maya.
Edgeworth tapped his fingers on the desk. Why on earth was he there in the first place? He had a really important meeting that afternoon, but since he's attending this…Violent circus! But, he might as well judge so that everyone there would be able to go home. The sooner he gets home, the sooner he would be able to have his peace.
By song choice, it was definitely Maya's that was better, but by the most childish, he would say Larry. They needed a childish adult to guide them through childish things. Besides, Maya has done enough help already. He took one look at the children of the class and cringed. He had never seen a class full of extremely smart people led by an idiot, but it would be interesting to see a group of geniuses being led by an idiot. Edgeworth voted for Larry.
"Finally!!" Godot said, taking a sip of his two million and twelfth cup of coffee. Edgeworth thinks too slowly. "The results are:
Dragonridingattorney43 - Supposedly either Larry or Gumshoe
Like I Care – Godot
JJ334 – Maya
Porky2 – Wanted to vote for Godot but voted for Larry instead because Godot was the host.
Pearl – Maya
Phoenix – Maya
Edgeworth – Larry
TOTAL:
(Alphabetical order)
Godot: 2
Gumshoe: 1
Larry: 3
Maya: 3
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie and because we have a tie and we're all lazy to vote again and to wait for the votes, we'll compromise now!! So starting next week onwards they'll take shifts in teaching the children. Now that that's over with, we can go home and sulk that Gumshoe didn't win."
Everyone cheered.
Now they could finally go home after weeks and weeks of waiting.
Maya and Larry ran to a very deep and dark corner to talk about what they were going to teach the students together.
After their little discussion, Maya and Larry forced Phoenix to take them out to dinner. Edgeworth ended up paying.
A/R: Yes!! I'm finally done!! It's not funny, like the other chapters, and if you haven't noticed, I've ended this fic. I'll start another one titled "Mr. Larry and Ms. Maya" sometime soon that is the continuation of this. Yeah, that's about it…
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