"Why should we, tebayo!?" shouts Naruto.

"Because you are an extreme idiot! You need more schooling and I have a friend who is willing to let you stay at their boarding school," states Tsunade.

"But why does Sasuke have to come with me, dattebayo!?"

"Because the Akatsuki is after you and you need a bodyguard because if you are alone in a different country, you are open to attacks."

Naruto hesitates but eventually replies, "Fine! But why do THEY have to come, tebayo!?"

Tsunade looks up to see Naruto pointing at the group of girls waiting patiently in the corner of the room. "They are coming as both Sasuke's extra support as your bodyguards and will be attending the school as students, the same as the both you two."

"Okay, but why THIS school, dattebayo!?" Naruto asks exasperated.

"I have to agree with Naruto on this point, I mean, isn't it an all-girls school?" asks Sasuke.

"Yes, it is an all-girls school, and yes you two will be rooming in the dorm amongst all those females."

"Just great," complains Sasuke.

"Now you will be going today, no exceptions, Kakashi and Anko will be going for the first week to get you settled in and will be staying at a hotel near the school. Right before they leave, they will be giving you your mission. I am making them give the mission to you after a week because I need to know that you will be able to handle it there and not blow your cover as a ninja to anyone. You can blow it after the week, but not before," explains Tsunade.

Naruto sighs and looks down at the ground, "So we are still gonna have to learn something, tebayo?"

Sasuke thumps Naruto in the back of his head, "Of course we're going to have to learn something, you idiot."

"Down at the front gate you will find Kakashi and Anko already waiting for you. Now, GO!"

The ninjas leave the room.

At the gate Kakashi turns when they approach, "On our way to Mahora Academy, we have to make a stop at Suna."

"So exactly how long will it take for us to get there?"asks Sasuke.

"We'll get there in time before the new school year begins," assures Kakashi, not that anyone WANTED any assurance.

They set off towards Suna.

Once at Suna, Naruto greets Gaara with a hug.

"Long time no see Gaara!" exclaims Naruto.

"It has been a long time, indeed," replies Gaara in his usual monotone.

"Quite," adds Naruto in a poor English accent, attempting to get Gaara to laugh. He gets his usual hit in the back of the head from Sasuke.

"Temari will be going with us as well, making our party's number up to nine. Once Anko and I leave to go back to Konoha, Sasuke, you will be babysitting six little children. Have fun!"

"Hey! What the hell do you mean by babysitting?" shouts Naruto.

Sasuke hits him in the back of the head, "He means babysitting, now shut up, baka."

Naruto starts crying. Sasuke, in shock, pulls away from Naruto slightly, debating whether or not he should apologize.

Naruto looks up at Sasuke's face and starts laughing uncontrollably. "You should see your face!" he shouts in between breaths. Sasuke realizes that he is showing his expression an incredibly amount at that moment. He then returns his face to its normal expressionless form, and punches Naruto in the back of his head, causing him to fall forward onto the floor.

"I'm honored to have such magnificent ninja entering Mahora academy," says Konoemon Konoe, the principal at Mahora Academy, as he puts his hand out to have a handshake.

"Um, Konoe-san, you are facing the wrong way."

"Am I?" he asks as he turns around and gives Kakashi a handshake greeting.

"I am honored to have our seven best mentally disturbed ninja attend your academy," Kakashi says with a smile on his face.

"Sen~sei…what do you mean by mentally disturbed?"

"Oh nothing, bright-orange jumpsuit mental asylum resident."

"What?"

"Just ignore him," Sasuke says, utterly uninterested in the occurring conversation. Naruto looks away from Kakashi, telling him that the conversation is over.

"Since you two are at an all-girls school, you will be sharing a dorm with each other. Thus making it impossible for something to happen."

"But what if-" Naruto was cut off.

"NO! I will NOT be dealing with any what ifs! The situation HAS to be real! I will not be dealing with or fixing any problems with your little fantasy school life. And DON'T you DARE go telling me it's real when it's not because then I will get REALLY mad. You won't like me when I'm really mad," interrupts Konoe-san.

The whole room is silent for about ten seconds before Naruto says, "Sasuke's gay."

"Oh, I'm certain that's not possible. I've been standing in the same room with this gay—excuse me, guy, for almost an hour, I'm certain he's straight. My reasoning, he has not come on to me this entire time," proudly states Konoemon-san.

"But you're old and unsightly with a weird bump on your head, tebayo," Naruto points out.

"I don't see your point."

"And I'm not gay," Sasuke simply states.

"Sure…dattebayo," says Naruto.

"Why don't you believe me!?"

"Because you haven't liked any girl, ever! It's just not possible that there are seven girls in this room and you have not come on to any of them, tebayo."

"You want to know WHY I haven't come on to anyone? Well, Anko and Shizuna are much older than me, but not too old, Sakura has the chest flatter than a board, Temari lives in Suna, Tenten is never around and is an extremely minor character, and Ino is on a team with two people I DISPISE."

"You forgot Hinta, tebayo."

"HINATA is so shy that I know nothing about her what-so-ever."

Hinata sighs heavily because once again, the man she secretly has a crush on has forgotten her name.

"Well, I'm continuing because we are in such a hurry, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha will share a dorm," Naruto raises his hand to say something, "and YES I realize that by saying the last names I am taking up time, but I will need to know them so I might as well start now. Hinata Hyuuga is with Nodoka Miyazaki, Yue Ayase, and Haruna Saotome. Sakura Haruno is with Zazie Rainydays, Setsuna Sakurazaki, and Satsuki Yotsuba. Ino Yamanaka will be with Ku Fei, Kaede Nagase, and Mana Tatsumiya. Temari will be rooming with nobody because she alone will be in the master suite. Okay, since that's everyone—"

"Um…I don't have a room."

"Oh, who are you?"

"Tenten."

"WHO!?"

"TENTEN."

"Last name?"

"I…don't…have one."

"I don't seem to have your papers, Miss…Tenten, was it?"

"Damn you, Gai-sensei," Tenten mutters to herself as she looks at the ground in frustration at his stupidity.

"Oh yeah, Tenten here has no papers because Gai didn't want to do them because he believes, 'Signin' papers ain't youthful!'"

"Okay, since you are still going to attend this school, we could just put you in the master suite with Temari," Tenten's face lights up with joy, "But you have no royal background so we'll put you in the broom closet."

"The BROOM CLOSET!" objects Tenten.

"Yes, now Shizuna here will show you to your class."

"Hey, Negi-bozu, why are there extra desks in the classroom, aru?" asks Ku Fei.

"Well, we'll be getting new students, meaning new seats!"

"Really!" shouts most of the class in unison, save for the ones who never talk, the ones who didn't care, or the ones who don't WANT knew seats.

"Okay, from the back of the class to the front:

Last Row: Evangeline Chachamaru/Ako Akira/Empty Misa

Next Row: Zazie Satsuki/Makie Empty/Madoko Sakurako

Next Row:Haruna Empty/Yuuna Ayaka/Asuna Empty

Next Row: Nodoka Yue/Fuka Fumika/Ku Fei Kaede

Next Row: Empty Empty/Satomi Chisame/Konoka Setsuna

First Row: Mana Misora/Chizuru Natsumi/Kazumi Sayo

Now, can you take your seats?"

"Negi-sensei, what do the empty seats mean?" asks Paru-chan, Haruna Saotome.

"Well, those will be filled by the new students. They should be arriving soon," says Negi.

As if on cue, the door opens and seven unknown people step into the room. Some of these unknown people resemble those of students sitting quietly in their seats. Hinata looked surprisingly a lot like Nodoka, Sakura like Makie, Ino like Iincho—Ayaka Yukihiro, and—

"You remind me of Chao Lingshen!" shouts Fumika pointing at Tenten.

Tenten looked at her surprised and asks, "Who?"

"A time-traveling alien from Mars," states Fuka.

Negi frantically starts shouting, "Um, No! That's not true!" Negi pushes the unknown people out of the room and turns to the class. "We cannot let the new students know how weird our class is!"

"You have a weird class?"

Negi turns around and sees Tenten standing looking at the floor deep in thought. "How'd you get back in!?"

"Hm? Oh, you forgot to push me outside…I'm forgotten a lot of times by everyone except Lee…and Gai-sensei. And apparently I'm a lot like this 'Chao Lingshen' except she has a lot more friends."

Negi teeters back and forth on his feet as though he were drunk and says, "Well, at least your sensei notices you."

"I don't want him to notice me…"

"Why not?" Negi asks, utterly confused.

"He wears a full body suit and doesn't wear any underwear."

Negi's eyes widen in horror and he falls back on the ground unconscious due to the x-rated mental image.

"Wow…I just knocked out an eight year old kid with a horrible mental image…"

"He's ten!"

"Nine!"

"Really? OOH! A door!" shouts Tenten as she walks over, unlocks it and opens the door, looking outside to see her six friends playing old maid.

"Ha! Sasuke, you have the old maid!" Naruto shouts and looks up, "Hi, Tenten!"

Hinata looks down and sighs deeply again, thinking 'He even remembers a Nobody Character like Tenten, but not me.' Sasuke looks up at her and says, "You sure do sigh a lot." In response, Hinata sighs again.

The six ninjas stand up and walk into the classroom when Naruto looks down, "Hey, Tenten, did you kill that little eight—"

"Ten!"

"NINE!"

"—Nine year old boy who was standing at the front of the classroom in a suit?" asks Naruto.

"NO! He fell unconscious."

"Why?" asks a genuinely confused Naruto.

"Because Gai-sensei doesn't wear underwear."

"HE DOESN'T!? Well…this is utterly shocking," Naruto manages to say before fainting.

"Clean up in aisle Naruto," Sasuke says as he looks down at his feet where Naruto was laying. Hinata faints at the sound of these words. Sasuke looks at her and says, "Clean up in aisle Hinata."

"Sasuke! Don't say those things! People ARE perverted!" shouts Temari.

"What's so wrong about 'clean up in aisle Naruto'?"

"What do you think people think when you talk about aisles and people!?"

Kakashi starts chuckling. "What's so funny you pervert? And why are you still here!? Shouldn't you be alone in a hotel with Anko?" asks Sasuke.

"I don't spend all my time alone in a hotel room with Anko! Sometimes we go to Dango shops, and libraries," smugly states Kakashi, looking up from his book.

"Oh, God! Don't tell me you two do it there! I mean, those are public places!"

"We don't do it on the tables at the Dango shops and on the books, in the aisles, and sometimes in the bookcases at the library!" Kakashi frantically states, obviously lying through his mask. Nodoka faints at the thought of precious books being treated in such a way.

"Wow! They really are alike. But why did that girl faint when you said clean up in aisle Naruto?" asks the ever mischievous Paru-chan.

"I don't know, maybe Hinata's just a closet pervert," says Sasuke. Hinata woke up and says, "I am not!"

"Well, I'm just saying that I wouldn't be surprised, because you Hyuugas are unsurprisingly pervy. I mean, you people always find the need to practice your Byakugan right by a changing room. Besides, tell me, why else would you faint when I say, Clean up in aisle Naruto." Hinata falls to the ground out cold.

"Stop saying that!" shouts Tenten.

"Well, how can I, if Naruto is still on the ground unconscious!" Hinata wakes up mumbling to herself wondering about where she was. "Well, since you're awake Hinata, are you gonna clean up aisle Naruto?" Hinata's out like a light in seconds.

"Dammit, Sasuke!" shouts Tenten. Hinata wakes up again and looks around to see Tenten and Temari yelling at Sasuke.

"What? Do you want me to stop saying clean up aisle Naruto?" Hinata once again says goodbye to the world of the conscious.

"Sasuke!" shouts Temari. Hinata sits up, after regaining consciousness.

"What!? I can't stop saying it if Naruto is unconscious AT MY FEET! He's kinda hard to miss!"

"Well, just stop saying clean up in aisle Naruto," Temari says and Hinata faints again.

"Crap. Now look what you've done," Sasuke accusingly says.

"I only said it that ONE time!"

"Didn't you know saying that is just like drugs; it only takes one time," said Sasuke. Temari sighs as though the world were collapsing around her because of Sasuke's "protect teenagers from drugs" relation to saying clean up aisle Naruto. Hinata finally regains consciousness but stays on the ground, not wanting a painful fall if someone says that again.

All six conscious ninja look down at Naruto and Temari asks, "How will we wake him up?"

"I know," is Sasuke's only reply before he leaves the room. After three minutes of waiting, Sasuke returns with a cup of instant ramen. It only took a minute before the entire room is engulfed in the fragrance of it. Once the delicious smell hits Naruto's nostrils, he immediately arises from his unconscious state shouting "RAMEN!" He runs to Sasuke, swiftly swiping the styrofoam cup and snarfing the whole thing down in one gulp.

Tenten stares in awe before she asks, "How'd you-?"

"Hm?" Sasuke asks, turning his attention away from the happy boy eating ramen, "I've been on a team with this hyperactive loser for two years; I SHOULD know how to control him by now."

Naruto, finishing his ramen, throws the container in the trash can by the desk, but being as uncoordinated as he is, bumps the desk, knocking the vase holding a lovely lily over, causing the water in it to spill over and splash onto the face of a certain ten-year old teacher.

Negi wakes up rubbing his eyes and looks around the classroom right as the bell sounds for lunch.

Note: In the list of names, the / means that it is a new table.