I Want Some More

By: TFX (1/3 Of KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle)

Written for Ninapolitan's Birthday Present.

The 3 prompts I picked were: Argyle (OF COURSE) Darth Vader/ Stromtroopers, and S'mores.

Thank you to the rest of the NS ladies Katie and Meg, my wifey Kimpy0464, and my twinse Jadedandboring. Yes, it takes like 30 people to check my shit and hold my hand because I'm such a wimp about my writing.

Stephenie Meyer Owns Twilight. I own an Argyle sweater vest, an unhealthy obsession with nerds, and a chrome plated marshmallow roasting tree I use for my homemade gelatin-free marshmallows.

I stood in front of my closet for 10 minutes trying to decide what the hell I should wear. Bella-so-out-of-my-motherfucking-league-Swan has agreed to join me and some friends out at La Push beach tonight. I was still surprised she even agreed to go with me especially after Roid-Rage-Newton tried to Kanye my ass.

"Hey I was wondering if you wanted to come out to the beach with me this weekend. Some of my friends are having a little party out there and I know you're still getting settled in here so thought you might like to meet some more people," I said twisting the paperclip that was on her desk into a poor disfigured little lump.

"Edward, I'm really happy for you and all, but I just have to say if Bella went out with me she'd have the best night of all time," that dumb prick said as he walked up behind me.

"Sure Edward I'd love to," she answered after rolling her eyes at Mike.

Bella and I had met about two months ago when she was hired as the office manager for the small office supply company I worked for. I handled all of the IT crap, so the first day she started I had to help set up her computer and get acquainted with some of the programs we used. I would be a complete and total liar if I said that I wasn't sporting a semi the second she walked in the door. She had beautiful brown shoulder length hair with thick full bangs that skimmed the top of her eyebrows framing her large brown doe eyes. It was like she was some Bettie Page reincarnate in my office trying to kill me from lack of blood flow.

I had actually done a decent job keeping my full-out errection at bay while I stood behind her chair. Well, I should rephrase that. I had done a decent job until I asked about her passwords.

"OK, go ahead and type in what you want your desktop password to be. I'm the only other person that will know, but I do have to make a record of it in case we ever have a computer issue."

"Darth Vader, no spaces," she replied very matter-of-factly.

Cock twitch.

"And for your email password?" I asked trying to keep my voice from faltering as I willed my dick to lay back down.

"Stormtroopers."

Cock twitch….like a motherfucking meth addict.

So now, after weeks of my fumbled attempts at flirting, I was finally going on a date with Bella Swan. I had decided on a sweater and a pair of jeans since we were going to be out by the water.

I was nervous as hell driving over to her house. All of my annoying habits were out in full force due to my nerves. I alternated between pushing my glasses back up on my face, gripping at my hair like I was ready to pull it out, and rapping my gangly fingers against the steering wheel in time with the music.

I pulled into her driveway and gave myself the little 'go get 'em tiger' pep talk. One more quick glance in the mirror and I knew that no amount of primping would fix the mess of hair I had, so I shoved the door of my Volvo open and made my way up to her stoop.

I had only knocked once when she opened the door with a bright smile on her face. She had her hair pulled up in a ponytail, which just seemed to accentuate the thick bangs even more. I looked at her outfit and wanted to die when I realized we were dressed alike.

"I guess you like argyle sweaters too, huh?" Bella asked playfully grabbing my v-neck between her thumb and pointer finger. I just nodded, because I was such a pussy that having her fingers near my chest was enough to make me almost piddle in my pants.

"Me too, I guess it's the nerd in me," she laughed.

I've got some more nerd I'd like to put in you. Whoa, take it easy chief.

On our way out to the beach we talk about music and movies while she searched through my iPod deeming me her 'music match'.

By the time Bella had been introduced to everyone at the party and we'd both had a few drinks, the conversation flowed between us so easily that I was hardly even nervous anymore.

We walked down by the water while Emmett and Jasper fought over the proper way to light a bonfire. It was so rare for me to have even a second without someone else in the office walking up and needing one of us to help them with something. I'm not exactly smooth to begin with, but it's damn near impossible when you know all the old ladies in the office are trying to listen so they can run off to the break room and gossip.

"You know, I really thought I was going to hate it here. I was actually dreading moving up here if I'm being perfectly honest, but it's starting to grow on me."

"Yeah, it isn't really so bad. I know it's a small town but you can do a day trip out to Seattle rather easily."

"I was referring more to the view," she replied as she turned around and gave me a shy smile.

Shit! All right down boy…..math problems. What's the square root of pi….pie….warm cherry pie…Bella's warm soft pie. NOT HELPING!

"You want to go see if they got the fire going? I'm starting to get a little chilly," she said while she rubbed her arms, trying to warm up.

I followed behind her, removing my jacket and placing it down on her shoulders. As I tried to pull it closed around her body, my fingers brushed against her full plump breast grazing her hard nipple. I saw her shoulders stiffen as something on my body stiffened as well.

"Sorry," I mumbled shoving my oversized paws in my pockets

A lot of the people had already left by the time we got back, so we joined Emmett and Rose over by the fire. Rose and Bella quickly fell into a friendly conversation. Emmett caught my attention and started doing the universal "did you fuck her yet" hand signal. You know, the really subtle one where you point at a girl and then proceed to mimic intercourse while you use one hand to grip a finger, sliding it in and out.

I started shaking my head furiously at him, willing him to stop before Bella saw him. I hadn't thought about the fact that shaking my head like an idiot might garner some of her attention as well. Bella looked over at me and followed my gaze to Emmett who had now added facial expressions to his little display. Bella blushed a bright shade of crimson and I wanted to crawl under one of the rocks. Rose, of course, always knowing how to diffuse a situation smacked Emmett on the back of the head while informing him, "They were out there for almost an hour you dumb ass, it's been forever since Cullen has gotten laid. There is no way he could have lasted more than two minutes."

No….no need to crawl under a rock. Why don't you just climb up on the highest one out here and take a dive in the water?

"Who wants s'mores?" I heard Alice sing out.

"ME!" Bella and I simultaneously answered bolting up off the log we were sharing, trying to flee the awkward situation.

Alice doled out gallon-sized ziploc bags full of marshmallows, graham crackers, and Hershey's bars. Jasper followed behind dutifully with the roasting forks that Alice had insisted on buying.

Bella fished a few marshmallows out of the bag sliding them on the fork as I held it still. I was mesermized as I watched her delicate fingers push the white fluffy confection down on the hard tool I was holding. My breathing actually sped up as she drove them down further impaling them on the fork.

You are a sick motherfucker-- getting turned on by a damn marshmallow roast.

Once she placed the last one on the roaster, I watched as she sucked her middle finger in between her lips, cleaning away the remnants of her work. She caught my eye and smiled as she pulled the finger out of her mouth.

"I like sweets," she shrugged.

I could see my night would include a round or two of wrestling with Willy after that.

We moved to the other side of the fire as both the other couples had moved on to the makeout portion of the evening. I started working the marshmallows over the fire, keeping them at the perfect height to obtain a golden brown color. I watched as Bella unwrapped the candy bar and broke the crackers into squares. Then she began to pre-make the sandwiches. It didn't matter how much I liked Bella, that was where I had to draw the line.

"You can't do it like that. You have to wait to build the sandwich until the marshmallow is ready," I informed her.

"How about this, you slide that long hot stick in my sandwich when it's ready, and I'll make sure to get all the warm sticky stuff in there. I bet it will be the best you've ever had," she answered while continuing to make the sandwiches, her eyes challenging me while she worked.

Great, now you will have an erection at every family reunion when they make s'mores.

I turned back to the fire trying to hide the tenting in the front of my pants, moving closer to the fire hoping a good threat of singeing my short and curlies might help it go down a bit.

"Looks like you're ready," Bella said peeking over my shoulder. Unsure which she was referring to, I turned around with my perfectly roasted marshmallows. She pulled the graham cracker up a bit while holding the chocolate in place with one hand and laying the other side down in her palm. She opened it just enough to slide the marshmallows through before she pushed her hands down together capturing the toasted goodness in the middle.

She held the sandwich up to my lips, the chocolate coating the edge of the cracker as the white fluff bulged out around her fingers. I licked my lips as she moved it closer to my mouth before taking a large bite from the side of the s'more.

"Mmmmmm," I moaned involuntarily as the chocolate and marshmallow mixed together and the crunchy cinnamon flavor of the graham cracker mingled on my tongue.

"I told you it would be the best you've ever had," she quipped, taking a bite from the same side. I saw the glossy brown chocolate at the corner of her mouth and a few speckles of white dotted her bottom lip.

Her flirty comments left me feeling bold, so I leaned forward cupping her cheek in my hand and sucked her bottom lip into my mouth, using my tongue to lick her lips removing the stickiness. I released her lip before fully covering her mouth with mine, diligently working to clean her skin properly of any remnants of the sweet treat. Her lips molded to mine and I moved further into her mouth and our tongues danced together. The taste of her in my mouth mixed with the chocolate and marshmallow was delicious and erotic.

She moaned against my lips and my cock nearly leapt out of my pants. I moved my hands down her back grabbing at her ass, pulling her flush against my body.

Bella was the first to break the kiss, resting her forehead on mine, staring me in the eyes as she tried to catch her breath.

"I fucking love s'mores," I whispered against her lips.