THE FULL STORY OF OKAMI PARODY FUN!
BY TWILIGHT OKAMI
Story Writer: Yo everyone! This fanfiction is based on the storyline of Okami but in parody way! So who wants to do the disclaimer?
Issun: OMG I want to!
Story Writer: Sure.
Issun: HAPPINESS!
Story Teller: Am I in the story too?
Story Writer: Um, yes.
Story Teller: Yay!
Issun: Ok, Twilight Okami doesn't own Okami!
Chapter 1: The Long Boring Story
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Story Writer: Hey, Story Teller! Are you going to tell the long chapter or not!?
Story Teller: Oh, am I doing the story telling of the prologue?
Story Writer: Isn't it abuse!?!
Story Teller: Um, ok, here it goes. Once upon a time there was a girl name Belle and-
Story Writer: THAT IS THE WRONG SCRIPT!
Story Teller: Oh, whoops, eh, eh, I'll try again.
Nagi: Um, how long am I going to be in my position? I have been for five minutes.
Story Teller: You're not supposed to know were here!
Nagi: Oh right.
Story Teller: Can we start again?
Story Writer: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! REFRACE!
5 minutes later.
Story Teller: Ok, once upon a time there lived this white wolf name Shiranui and she was white as snow and there was this random guy name Nagi who wanted to kill the wolf because he thought that she was a familiar of Orochi the evil eight headed serpent. One day a random arrow which was suppose to hit a bird, missed and hit a house instead, which it belong to Nami. Nagi secretly loved Nami and said he was going to fight Orochi; but he was too lazy to, and then out of no where, Shiranui steals his sake, and Nagi is like "OMG give me back my sake!" Which it somehow randomly appears, and chases Shiranui. He then forgot his sword, and goes and gets it and THEN goes into the Moon Cave. Dun dun dun! And then magically, Orochi appears and fights him, but Nagi runs and screams like a girl, and gets tired. Shiranui, who magically appears, gets fed-up and fights Orochi. And then Shiranui gets tired, and she howls a moon, and then star dust falls from the sky and lands on Nagi's sword, and it glows gold. Nagi just stands there, and with Shiranui's last strength, bites Nagi's butt, and he jumps in the air screaming like a mad man and kills Orochi. And then Nagi brings Shiranui to his village called Kamiki and he tells of how he killed Orochi and Shiranui dies and- OMG I need a brake! Can I have ten minutes off?
Story Writer: NO!
Story Teller: Five minutes?
Story Writer: I said NO!
Story Teller: Three minutes?
Suddenly Sakuya randomly appears.
Sakuya: OH JUST GET ONTO THE STORY!!!
Story Writer: You're not suppose to KNOW were here!!!
Story Teller: Two minutes then?
Story Writer: Ug, fine…
Story Teller: HAPPINESS!
Sakuya: Can I get a sake brake? I mean I have been waiting for thirty minutes now?
Story Writer: Fine, but only two minutes!
Sakuya: Yay!
Two minutes and one second later.
Story Writer: YOU WERE ONE SECOND LATE!
Sakuya: I tripped over a log.
Story Writer: How in gods name can you trip over a log!? You float!
Sakuya: I dunno.
Story Teller: Ha! I was one second before you! In your face loser!
Sakuya: -gasp- OMG! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LOSER!?!
Story Teller: It was a lol!
Sakuya: Stop using "OMG" and "Lol" stuff!
Story Teller: You just use "OMG" before I said "It was a lol!"
Sakuya: You're right!
Story Teller: I know!
Story Writer: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! GET ON WITH THE STORY!!! OR ELSE YOU TWO ARE GONE!!!
Story Teller and Sakuya: -gasp- Ok!
Sakuya goes back to here place
Story Teller: But this story is far from over! Wha ha ha ha ha! Any way, a hundred years past when Shiranui killed Orochi, and Susano who magically appears goes to the sword that belonged to Nagi.
Susano: OMG is this the weird and random sword that killed Orochi? Nah, it is just a story for people random, nothing like a fairy tale, and since I want to win the "Best Sword Of The Year" I need to steal a random sword, so I can win a free spa!
Story Teller: Um, a spa wasn't invented back then...
Susano: OMG it wasn't!? Well in second place is a guitar!
Story Teller: Guitars weren't invented too…
Susano: OMG, What!? Well in third place is the Tele Tubies collection DVD!
Story Teller: That wasn't invented too, and since when did you had a TV and a DVD player!?
Susano: I dunno, and OMG!!!
Story Writer: Susano and Story Teller, you're wasting the time! And Susano you're not to suppose know we are here!
Susano: Well I do now!
Story Writer: Ug, someone shoot a sleep dart at Susano, that gives him amnesia!
Suddenly a Random person shoots a sleep dart at Susano, and he goes to sleep.
Story Writer: -whispers- Thanks Random Guy Who Shot A Sleep Dart.
Random Guy Who Shot A Sleep Dart: -whisper- Anytime.
Story Writer: -whisper- And Story Teller, you must know, never interrupt the story, and nobody must know we are here.
Story Teller: OK!
Story Writer: -whisper- Be quiet, or else you'll wake up Susano.
Story Teller: -whisper- Sorry.
Story Writer: -thinking- Great I'm stuck with the worst Story Teller in history…
Random Guy Who Shot A Sleep Dart: -whisper- By the way, who writ the script?
Story Writer and Random Guy Who Shot A Sleep Dart: -looks at the Story Teller-
Story Teller: -whisper- Ok, I'll admit it! It was Donkey Kong!
Story Writer: -whisper- Since when did Donkey Kong got into this story?
Story Teller: I dunno.
Magically Sakuya appears at a random time.
Sakuya: CAN WE GET ONTO THE STORY!?! THIS CHAPTER IS LONG ENOUGH!!!
Story Writer: -whisper- Be quiet or else you'll wake up Susano, and I thought you forgot about me and the Story Teller.
Sakuya: -looks around shiftily- Um, no.
Story Writer: -sigh and whisper- Random Guy Who Shot A Sleep Dart, can you shot a sleep dart at Sakuya?
Random Guy Who Shot A Sleep Dart: -whisper- Okie-Dokie. -Aims his Tranquilizer at Sakuya-
Sakuya: Oh poopie…
Random Guy Who Shot A Sleep Dart shot Sakuya and she forgot the Story Writer and Story Teller.
Story Writer: This chapter will stop because it's too long.
Issun: Yes and I'm in the next chapter!
Story Writer: Issun, you just spoiled everyone who is reading this chapter and will move to the next one!
Issun: So? And it also says in this script!
Story Writer: Is that the script from the Game Makers!?
Issun: Ya!
Story Writer burns the script with a random candle.
Issun: Oh poopie…