Disclaimer: We don't own BGC2040! We swear!! We're just diehard fans that's all!!! In no way, shape or form do we own Priss, Sylia, Nene, Linna, Daley, Leon (though we wish we did! meow! he can pull us over for a speeding ticket any time! ^~), Mackie, Nigel, Galatea, Brian J. Mason, Priss's Motorcycle, Boomers, Hardsuits, Pikachu, Folgers Coffee, Jack Daniels, Budweiser, the cast of Survivor, a tribe of mad cannibals, Microsoft (hmmmmm...ideas...), or anything else mentioned in this story except for [SPOILER CHARACTERS] and ChiLu ChiLu Inouko-chan The Beanie Lobster Of Doom™!

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THIS IS OUR PROLOGUE!!!!!!!

Sailor Ghost: HELLO HELLO and welcome to our wonderfully psychotic BGC2040 ficcy!!!!!

PMJ (Sailor G's sidekick whose name is abbreviated to prevent spoilers): YAH YAH YAH OUR BGC2040 FIC - SOON TO BECOME A LOVELY RADIO PLAY WITH ME AS MYSELF AND SAILOR GHOST AS PRISS!!! ^_____^v! Hey, how come we need a prologue?? Anyone whose read the summary on FFN knows that this is about how the Knight Sabres got home after the battle w/ Galatea & all subsequent events!!!

Sailor Ghost: This is precisely why you're a sidekick! Well, people, we wanted to explain why we capitalize the words PURPLE HAIR and our fetish with guys who have it, seeing as we mention PURPLE HAIR a bazillion times in this fic!

PMJ: OOOOoooooOOOOOO!!!! YAH PURPLE HAIR RULES!!! I have PURPLE HAIR!!! Yah we just adore PURPLE HAIRED guys! PURPLE HAIRED guys are sooooooooo sexy!!!!! Guys like Sasaki from Shinesman...

Sailor Ghost: ...or Youko Kurama from Yu Yu Hakushou...

PMJ: ...or Professor Tomoe from Sailor Moon...

Sailor Ghost: ...or Akio from Utena…

PMJ: ...AND NATURALLY DA...I MEAN LEON FROM BGC2040!!!! (cue collective fangirl sigh)

Sailor Ghost: Yah we're probably the only Leon fangirls out there but who cares!!! We love him! He's such a bad@$$!

PMJ: And he has a hot body! And a really sexy Japanese voice!!!!!! (nosebleeds)

Sailor Ghost: And a sexy English voice actor!! (huggles her army of Jason Douglas plushies)

PMJ: But do I really NEED to say why we love him so much??

Sailor Ghost: HEE HEE once more! For old time's sake!

PMJ & Sailor Ghost: BECAUSE HE HAS PURPLE HAIR!!!!!

Sailor Ghost: Yes hail Leon's PURPLE HAIR and general sexiness!!! Even though Leon is my grandpa's name ~_~

PMJ: (poke, poke) Methinks we need to get on with the show...

see ya, Space Cowboy....oh wait wrong anime ^^;;