PS. I don't own hxh or the song. Enjoy!
Anything Leorio Can Do, Kurapica Can Do Better
Kurapica -Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
Leorio -Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
Kurapica -No, you're not.
Leorio -Yes, I am.
Kurapica -No, you're not.
Leorio -Yes, I am.
Kurapica -No, you're not.
Leorio -Yes, I am. Yes, I am!
Leorio -I can 'scape a serpent
With my paddling talent.
Kurapica -I can get a spider
With my middle finger.
Leorio -I can live on money and gals.
Kurapica -And only on that?
Leorio -Yes.
(slap!)
(Ow!)
Leorio -Any note you can sing
I can sing lower.
Kurapica -I can sing any note
Lower than you.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I CAN! YES I CAN!
Leorio -How can you sing that low?
Kurapica -I'm a…. girl? (looks unsure)
Leorio -Anything you can say
I can say softer.
Kurapica -I can say anything
Softer than you.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can. YES, I CAN! (shrieks)
Leorio -I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
Kurapica -You can drink it quicker
You should get sicker!
Leorio -I can auction anything.
Kurapica -Without bein' broke?
Leorio -You bet.
Kurapica – O_O You could've helped me!
Leorio -Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
Kurapica -I can hold any note
Longer than you.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can. Yes,
Leorio - O.O
Kurapica –IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Leorio -How'd you keep all that air?
Kurapica -Duh…I've got bigger lungs!
Leorio -Uh…
Leorio -I have handsome looks.
Kurapica -I can read books.
Leorio -I'm a healing pro.
Kurapica -I can touch my toe!
Leorio -I can do most anything!
Kurapica –Like perving around?
Leorio -Uh….
Kurapica –That's what I thought…..
Leorio -Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
Kurapica -I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I ca-a-a-a-n.
Leorio -No, you caaaa-A-n't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't.
Kurapica -Yes, I can.
Leorio -No, you can't (Sweetly)
Kurapica -Oh, Yes, I can (Sugary)
Leorio -No u can't, can't, can't! (Furious)
Kurapica -Yes I can, can, can! (Getting much more furious)
(big finale)
Leorio -No, you, CAN'T!
Kurapica (together) –Yes, I, CAAAN!
Criticism and flames are welcome, since uh….it's not that original. But the original parts of the song go well with the characters…don't you think?