Title: The Many Verse Dance Hypothesis

Rating: PG

Spoilers: The Gothowitz Deviation

Chapters: 1/1

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or the series and am not making any money out of this despite putting my sweat and blood into it. So save me the lawsuits and just allow a beggar to indulge in fantasies. Thank you.

A/N: Check the title and spoilers. ^_^ Similar to my last one shot, The Pillow Talk Parallelism. Oh, almost purely dialogue fic!

"Morning, Sheldon! Come dance with me."

"No."

"Why not?"

"Penny, while I subscribe to the many worlds theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing."

"Hmm. And in one of them did you happen to wake up early because of my loud music and not just because of the bed we broke last night?"

"The math would suggest that yes, I did, while you have just woken up from Leonard's bed and not mine, after having broken yours."

"…Ew."

"My thoughts exactly. Still…I don't dance."

"So how do you think the Sheldon Cooper in that universe felt?"

"Well, let's see. Annoyed for one. Aggravated, yes. Who would want to wake up to a neighbor's loud music? "

"I meant how he feels about the Penny in that universe having sex with Leonard."

"Oh…well, not much different from what I would feel in this universe I suppose."

"And that is?"

"I already expressed it, Penny. In your words, that would be 'ew'. Why should I reiterate?"

"I don't want you to reiterate. I want you to elaborate."

"Fine. The Sheldon in that universe would be disgusted, aggravated, annoyed, frustrated—"

"Frustrated as in jealous."

"Jealous, yes, but not for long, because based on my calculations, the Leonard and Penny in that universe will break up soon enough because they only have coitus to bind them together and nothing really solid to fall back on"

"Which is?"

"A complete knowledge and acceptance of each other's likes and dislikes, strengths and weaknesses, and a strong emotional bond despite our faults, yours in particular."

"You're lucky I love you so damn much in this universe."

"You do in that universe too. It will just take you longer to realize it because of your unfortunate intellectual capacity."

"If you're as insufferable there as you are here, it'll probably take me forever to realize. Now eat your breakfast. I don't know about you, but last night left me sta-a-a-a-ar-ving!"

"Penny, this is oatmeal."

"So?"

"Monday is French toast day."

"Tell you want? Next oatmeal day, I will make you French toast."

"But that's not the same, Monday is French toast day."

"Yeah, but in another universe, Monday is oatmeal day. Now eat it or you'll be sleeping alone tonight like that other Sheldon."

Sheldon ended up eating the oatmeal.

END

A/N: Currently working on a longer fic based on this episode guys, but just thought I'd take a shot at this while I can. FYI, to those who have been following the Cooper Libido Experiment, the fanfic's already completed ;)

Oh, and here's the original universe :P (just delete the spaces)

http : // www. youtube .com / watch?v=Bv9rNbD5w_w

And if you want to see a comic of this fic, the link is below. Again, delete the spaces in between

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