From the brilliant mind of AmyDonovan525 comes Amy and Chikorita's next epic adventure!
Lopbunny: Tee-hee! You're all sooooo adorable! Before that autograph, though, we just need a favor. One eensy-eensy tiny little favor. So tiny, even a Magikarp can do it!
Gardevoir: We have heard there is another all-female team that lives around here. This team also has the Master Rank. And if I heard correctly, there are only two members, and they have saved the world not once, but twice!
Medicham: Now give it to us straight, people!
Medicham takes a deep breath and pauses for dramatic effect. Lopbunny and Gardevoir wisely step out of her way as she angrily screams as loud as she can:
Medicham: WHERE'S THIS SO-CALLED TEAM PECHA?
Narrator: You've seen them overcome two of their greatest challenges…
Lopbunny: Do you two know of Quartzite Cave?
Amy and Chikorita start jumping up and down in excitement.
Amy: Yeah yeah yeah! I love that place! There's shiny pink quartzite crystal thingies, and pretty stages where you can sing songs on, and—
Chikorita: I love it too! What about it? What about it?
Lopbunny sits down to better match Amy and Chikorita's eye level. She also does so to emphasize the information she's about to give.
Lopbunny: Just this morning, we've received intelligence that a weird meteor of some sort had landed in the deepest part of the cave. And what's more…a life form no one has ever seen before came from it.
Narrator: Now they are about to encounter an alien for the first time! It's not Clefairy…or even Deoxys…
Lopbunny (whispering): Okay, ladies, on my count! Three, two, one…
All three: ATTRACT!
The alien whips its head around as three gigantic translucent heart thingies slam right into it. Team Charm does their official pose with sparkly thingies as they wait for their attacks to take effect. Though the alien has a visor, they can sort of see its eyes. It blinks a few times for a few seconds…and then glares and points its Arm Cannon right at them.
All three: …Uh-oh.
The alien shoots, like, 30—okay, only three—Super Missiles right at them. The resulting explosions send Team Charm flying into the stratosphere right after Team Raider.
?: O-kay…That was really disturbing.
Team Pecha's jaw's drop even further.
Amy and Chikorita: YOU CAN TALK!
Narrator: It's the super-famous interstellar bounty hunter from the Metroid games, Samus Aran!
Amy: …so let me get this straight. You crash-landed here and have to fix your ship to get back home, but the Pokémon here keep interrupting you so you're worried you'll be stranded here forever. Is that it, Samus Aran?
Samus Aran: You can call me Ms. Aran, kid. You ARE kids, right?
Amy and Chikorita: Uh…
Narrator: Now they have no choice but to team up with her…
Samus (rubbing her temples): We're in outer space. Of course the door is locked. Once we set a course…we can't cancel it…which means…
The ship engages the hyperdrive, blasting off at hundreds of light-years per second. Amy and Chikorita may be thrown back against the wall, but they sure seem to enjoy it!
Amy and Chikorita: WA-HOOOOOOOOOO!
Samus: (And after I dropped off those Etecoons and Dachoras, too. This is going to be a looooong trip…)
Narrator: …avoid capture at the hands of "Teh Pirates Who Don't Do Nothin'"…
The automatic doors to the left and right sides on the wall behind Commander Tierney open up to reveal…two Space Pirates, one from each door, coming out. The one on the left is taller and thinner, while the right one is shorter and fatter, but both of them are rather disgusting and insect-like, complete with cyborg armor. They chuckle evilly as they swagger in.
Zark (the left guy): LOL Whoa-ho! U sayin' dis iz teh uber-l33t bounty hunter dat totally pwned Mother Brain?
Zork (the right guy): She don't look too l33t 2 me.
Commander Tierney: Samus Aran, I would like you to meet our newest bounty hunters, Zark and Zork. They will be your replacements.
Narrator: …reconnect with their longtime friend Grovyle…
Grovyle: Okay, okay! Shut up and let me explain. First of all, yes, she's a human, it's true. Second of all, I know because I've been around seven of them when I was a Treecko, and you should've remembered that, 'cause I told you. Third of all, Celebi gets really clingy around me and I just can't stand it anymore. Fourth of all, Amy, you did kinda look like that, but shorter. And finally, I'm NOT a prince. Exploud and his people and everyone else just think I should be treated like a prince thanks to the tiny little fact that I helped you guys save the world. Now can I ask something? Okay! Who the heck IS she?
Narrator: …wrangle with two people with the same name…
Amy: But I'm still Big Amy, and she's Little Amy! See?
Grovyle: Even though she's way taller than you? How does that work out?
Amy: I'm on her head now, so I'm taller! And besides, I'm tired of always being the little sister to you guys!
Me (pointing to her on my head): Uh...Yeah! What she said!
Grovyle: Wow. Amy…that is so very, very you…*pfft!*…
Narrator: …learn the truth behind said new friend…
Amy and Chikorita: Whhhooooaaa...You're a MIND-READING ALIEN!
Me: Say wha-? Uuuhh...y...yeah! You're right! You're totally right! I could READ YOUR MINDS so I could know how to not offend you and stuff like that! Yeah!
Grovyle: (Hmm…That other Amy's definitely fooling them. Maybe the dark future messed with my mind, but certainly not by that much. I'm pretty sure that out of all those humans, not one of them could even come close to reading minds. Especially not my Amy, and I knew her very well. Huh. Something's telling me that the other Amy knows way more than she's letting on, and I don't know how. I'll have to investigate.)
Narrator: …and boldly go where no one has ever gone before!
Plu-Thrim: Whatever you do, you, too, should remember who you really are...no matter what happens. Promise?
Me: …I promise.
We all sit there, watching the sunrise with the Wuudites' beautiful tribal music in the background.
Narrator: They've saved the world once. They've saved the world twice. Can they save the world—no, the entire galaxy—three times, from the forces of evil and…uh…gender confusion?
Magnemite #1: Romance? What the ZZZT is that?
Amy and Chikorita: …WHAAAAAAT?
Team Pecha can't take it anymore and faints. The two Magnemites just look at each other, dumbfounded.
Magnemite #1: Uuuh…Are we ZZZT responsible for that, ZZZT?
Introducing The Other Amy, a crossover between Pokémon Mystery Dungeon and Metroid, and the sequel to Amy, Chikorita, and the Echoes of Time! Available for you to read now!