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Chapter 1: Happy birthday Part 1

Operations Booth, Police Plaza, Haven

"What" Foaly snickered. "You have got to be kidding me. The great Artemis Fowl is NOT the kind of person that throws parties. You're the kind of person who sits and wonders why everyone is making fools of themselves remember."

"I know that Foaly, but I've changed, trust me."

"I trust you about as much as I trust Mulch not to steal all of sim chicken next time I invite him over." They both laughed at that. "Okay Fowl. But two weeks is all you're getting okay."

"Thanks Foaly you're a lifesaver."

"Try telling Trouble that. He cut my budget last week AND forbade me from using my Section 8 money."

"Anyway goodbye Foaly."

"Goodbye Artemis and don't do anything I wouldn't approve of."

Fowl Manor

Artemis hung up. Blushing from Foaly's last comment. If all goes according to plan he thought then I will be doing something no one below the ground will approve of. He blushed again. Artemis walked over to the bathroom bringing his usual attire. What am I doing I should be wearing something more casual. Then; I'll just roll the sleeves up or something. He ran a hand through his black hair. This party business is harder than it looks. He showered quickly, feeling the hot water splash on his face. He dressed hurriedly and glanced quickly at the mirror. His mismatched eyes stared back at him from the glass. Holly he thought.

He was jolted out of his reverie by a knock on the door.

"Arty are you in there?"

"Yes mother."

"Well come out. You've been in there for 20 minutes already." 20 minutes. I must have been drifting for longer than I thought. He left the room to find Angeline beaming at him.

"So Arty" she began. "Is Holly coming."

"Yes she has two weeks only though."

"Oh well at least she'll be here."

E7 Shuttle port, Tara

For reasons she did not understand Holly was excited to be going to Fowl Manor. The small voice in her subconscious however would not let the decision rest. This just proves that you like him Holly you will lose all self respect if you go. Holly knew the voice was right but she wasn't likely to admit that to herself. No matter what she told herself she wasn't giving up an opportunity to see Artemis. She signed out a pair of Membrane3000 wings and took off into the night. Ireland is beautiful at night. If there's one race the People really feel an attraction to it's the Irish. Of course, that means People sightings are much more common in Ireland than anywhere else but the Irish are considered to be crazy by the rest of the world so it makes no difference.

As she soared through the night air she tried to straighten out her feelings for Artemis. Its nothing but trauma. It's only natural that we should be attracted to one another. But in her heart she knew the truth. She loved him. No amount of lying to herself could change that. She spotted Fowl Manor on the horizon and another flood of excitement shot through her. Why am I so excited. It's not as though I'm expecting anything special for my birthday. Or am I? She blushed as the implications of her last thought hit her. If he does kiss me again, I won't be kissing him back. As she had a hundred times before. She felt the phantom tingle on her lips that came with thoughts of Artemis.

She soared across the lawn and touched down lightly on the doormat. Feeling rather anti-climatic she rang the doorbell hearing it chime away somewhere in the house. The door opened and Angeline appeared in it's frame.

"Oh D,Arvit" she exclaimed, shield already buzzing.

"Don't worry dear" Angeline smiled. "I forced Arty to tell me the truth."

"Crap. You realise we have to wipe you now."

"Oh no you won't. I have a right to know what my son has been up to and who he's been seeing." Holly blushed again. "Oh, not like that Holly I didn't mean." she trailed off. "Is it like that." she said.

"I don't know. I really don't know."

Artemis showed Holly to the guest room. On the way he explained how his mother had shared Opal's memories and knew everything.

"Anyway she's invited you to stay at the Manor for a few weeks."

"But what about Foaly."

"Don't worry I've already taken care of him. He's given you two weeks leave."

Holly fumed silently. Foaly didn't even tell me.

"Here we are Holly. The guest bedroom."

"Oh no" Holly said walking backwards in horror. "There's not a dwarf's chance in hell of me sleeping in there."

"It's just a little pink Holly. Honestly."

"No way. I'll just have to bunk with you."

"Alright fine. You can have the bed."

"It's large enough for both of us." she said before she could stop herself.

They both blushed. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean like that."

"No it's alright." If only. Artemis thought. If only.

So that's it for the first chapter guys. I hope you liked it. The romance starts next chapter. Please review and don't be shy if you want one of your ideas in the story. I'm flexible.

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