26. Bowl
Annabeth-
Ever been to Superbowl Sunday at Camp Half Blood? It's really a lot of fun, that is, if you don't forget the chips.
Nico: I've got the salsa!
Grover: I've got the queso!
Conner: I've got the avacadomole!
Chiron: And I've got the chi-
The campers all got silent and slowly turned around to face Chiron, the only the noise coming from the giant flat screen T.V on the amphitheater stage to provide backround sound.
Thalia: You what?
Chiron: I-I forgo-
Camper: *Hissing*
27. Cycle
Thalia-
You know, when people come and see me thay always ask, "Wow Thalia! How do you keep your hair so lush and shiny?!" Well, you see my young demigod it's my patented techinique "The Demigod Hair Care Cycle", it's three easy simple steps: lather, rinse and don't repeat or you'll take too long and the monsters will find you and then you my friend will be in a very sticky situation! But seriously, YOU PEOPLE ARE DRYING YOUR SCALPS OUT!!!
28. Ruins
Percy-
You know when you leave your cabin for five minutes cuz you want to get some stinkin ice cream and then come back to find your cabin in ruins because a certain son Hades thought it would be cool set off some fireworks without a permit. In your cabin. Because they knew they would comepletely destroy their own cabin if they set them off in theirs. And then you end up having to sleep in the Big House where you learn so many disturbing things about Chiron and Mr.D? It's not fun.
29. Burn
Percy-
Oh I am so awesome at them! "You want some, Seaweed Brain?" "Bring it on, Pinecone Face!" Ooh burn! Oh yeah good times, good times.
30. Knit
Third Person-
One day Percy contemplates about those three creepy old ladies he saw on the side of a road and thinks, your life string is knitted together with a whole bunch of other random peoples's life strings in a really hideous christmas sweater.
31. Shade
Percy-
I really hate Ares but I gotta admit, he has got some cool shades.
32. Blind (Percy's a detective in this one!)
Percy-
Click click, click click
I was alone once again in my cabin. Pulling the blinds up and down. Click click, click click. All was quiet, My solitude wouldn't last much longer though for a certain young boy opened the door. He didn't say anything, just dropped a thick white envelope on the table, put his hands in his pockets and just as quickly as he had come, he left. The envelope looked back at me, lying on the table. I picked it up and ran a letter opener under the flap. I learned that the envelope was filled with several pieces of paper. All white, all blank. That is, until the last one. Curious. The writing was scrawly and and nearly unintelligible but I could still barely make it out. It said as follows: I have a mission for you Mr. Jackson, should you choose to accept it. Tonight as you know we will be playing capture the flag and I would like to know, what kinda pie are we having? Peace Out cuz! Nico ;).
33. Land
Thalia-
Thalia: It is I! Thalia, ULTIMATE RULER OF ALL THE LAND!
Annabeth: She's been doing this for a while, should be worried?
Percy: As long as she doesn't turn into another Luke, she can do this as long as she likes.
Annabeth: It won't last too long, it's all because of that video game she started. Wanna bet on how long it'll last?
Percy: I say two months tops.
Annabeth: I'm thinkin three.
Percy and Annabeth: Deal.
34. Rage
Thalia-
Thalia: Oh my goodness! I've almost got the cape of invincibilty! Once I get it I will be unstoppable! A, A, XXY. Yes! Jump! Jump you stupid avatar!
I GOT IT!
Thalia: YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, now I've just gotta save it.
I pressed the save button.
Thalia: Loading...loading...load-
Byyomp!
Thalia: What? Wha- why is it dark? T.V? Hello? No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After screaming and kicking for an hour -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Third Person-
Thalia slowly looks up, a wicked expression on her face.
Thalia: Mark my words, for I will exact my REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Dun Dun Dun!
35. Rain
Thalia-
Thalia: That's right! Cower Camp Half Blood as skittles rain down upon you like my power would have IF THE STUPID GENERATOR HADN'T CUT OFF!!!!!!!!!
Percy: She's lost it.
Annabeth: It's Luke all over again! Another 5 year problem!
Percy: Let's go to the oracle.
Annabeth: Hey you still owe me 100 bucks! I won the bet!
36. Plane
Percy-
Pretty much off limits for me.
37. Stage
Percy-
Located at the amphitheater where we hold ULTIMATE KARAOKE every third thursday!
38. Deck
Luke-
Like at Camp Half-Blood, we also hold ULITIMATE KARAOKE but we hold it on the deck of The Princess Andromeda and we have it every third WEDNESDAY! Oh yeah, take that dad!
39. Juice
Third Person-
That of the pineapple, Tyson soon realizes it is the absolute perfect companion to peanut butter.
40. Pie
Percy-
Ah, the ultimate of random words. You see a helicopter in the sky you scream pie, win a million dollars, jump up and down screaming pie, lose a shoelace, scream pie really angrily, save the world from Kronos, EAT pie.
41. Sneeze
Third Person-
So my dear children, I have a story to share with you today. Here goes.
A demigod standing next to a pine
in the warm humid breeze of summer 99
He decided to sniff the aroma of a flower nearby
Which caused a large sneeze sending him 20 feet high
This is getting real old, rhyming say buh-bye!
Okay so then the force from the sneeze that sent the one dude to flying up into the sky caused this huge earthquake in camp which caused Chiron to lose his pinochle game and since Chiron lost Mr. D won and since Mr. D won he decided to open a bottle of apple bubbly, but when Mr. D grabbed the bottle he forgot that there had just beeen a huge earthquake and the lid popped off and hit a passing Ares, because Ares was so mad he decided to set fire to the whole camp, THE END!! Well considering this is Camp Half Blood and that would be considered a slow day it's exactly the most exciting story in the world BUT, it was because a demigod sneezed, which is really just the important thing ever right?!
42. Silver
Percy-
Not really my style but Artemis apparantly really likes it, shes been running a campaign "Silver Is The New Black!". It's been running for about 500 years...I don't think it's catching on.
43. Poison
Percy-
Well, it's not exactly a pleasent experiance soooo, rather than dwell unhappy things I shall make a random yet strangely related connection! See, poisen sounds a lot like poisson which is French for fish, and I can talk to fish and Dr. Thorn he like was French, I think, or he pretended to have a French accent but I think he's probably French...yeah.
44. Animal
Grover-
Yes, I can talk to animals and that includes fish! Take that Percy! But anyway, you would not believe the attitude of some of them! Especially goldfish! They think they're sooo superior! Why humans keep them as pets I will never know! Oh, and 3 second memory? They hold a grudge forever! So I spilled some liquid nitrogen into their water! You got defrosted! I have met only one kind, mature goldfish in my entire life and that would be Dorothy, at least she had some manners!
45. Slide
Annabeth-
Teacher: Okay class, look into your micrscopes and record your observations.
I looked into the microscope and put it into focus, then I heard a faint screaming noise.
Kronos: YOU!!!!!!
Annabeth: Ohhhhh, so that's what happened to you. Well, back to the closet for you!
Kronos: What?! No! NO! NOT THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46. Plant
Nico-
Nico: And here I will firmly plant my feet until I get my pudding!
Blink Blink
Nico: Well don't just stand there!
Thalia: Guys look an ice cream truck!
Campers: Yay!
Nico: What?! Don't just leave me here! Come back! Curse you glue!
47. Rose
Kronos-
Kronos: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a terrible person and I HATE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: Well, that almost rhymed.
48. Tea
Nico-
"Why am I here Nico?" Grover asked as he sat down at the Fairy Princess Tea Party Time table I had carefully set up.
"Because you need two for tea, havn't you heard the song?" I sat down and reached for the teapot.
Grover suddenly stood up, put his hand up and turned his nose away, "Sorry, I'm an espresso man"
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!!!!!" I knocked over the table and stomped out, head held high.
49. Loop
Percy-
The times I have been kicked out of schools! It's like a never ending loop of destruction involving everything from airborne refrigerators to special guests screaming about the boy who set their hair on fire and whatnot.
50. Mend
Luke-
Well dad! I'm still angry at you! And just so you know, time doesn't mend a broken heart, iPods mend broken hearts!
A/N: I never ever thought I would do a word prompt thing like...ever, so I would like to thank WindowChild and ShadowPalace for their contest because at first I only started writing this because I wanted to enter their contest but once I started I had WAY too much fun! The 50 word promt is like just screaming to be random and funny. I'm definitely going to be doing this again! Anyway, in other news, the Demigods Keepin it Real thing is a parody off of Jonas Brothers Livin the Dream. They pretty much contradicted every single sentence they said, for example, "We're really just normal teenagers except we perform in front of thousands of fans every night!". Really? They were even quoted in an interview saying it was pretty much impossible to keep a normal life! I really do not see what they are trying to accomplish with that keepin it real stuff. Can you not just be a good person who acts/dances/sings and doesn't have a normal life? It's kinda part of the job description! Anyway, that's my rant for the day, nothing personal about the Jonas Brothers, not really a big fan but I guess some of their songs are okay. On a happier note, I'm thinkin about starting that America's Next Top Inanimate Object thing as a story, what do you guys think? Thanks for reading this far and checking out my story!
Peace out!
-Magical Flying Pie :D