A/N: Just wanted tell you real fast about how the each prompt works, the word that inspired the prompt is in bold faced and the point of view that the prompt is in directly follows. This is a 50 word prompt but I split it into 2 chapters because if I didn't this chapter would be way too long so, I'm done! Enjoy.


1. Pocket

Third Person-

Riptide's pad where he hangs with his homies conveniently located in Percy's pocket!

2. Keep

Third Person-

Conner: Welcome to the Camp lost and keep!

Thalia: Lost and keep?

Travis: Yup! You lose it, we keep it!

Conner: But you can come and visit it between the hours of 12 P.M and 4 P.M

Thalia: But my pen says Thalia! What in the world are you going to do with a pen with my name on it?!

Conner takes pen from Thalia

Conner: If I get a girlfriend whose name is Thalia, this can be her birthday present!

Thalia's eyes narrow and twitch, she then hits Conner in the nose and takes back her pen.

3. Shine

Percy-

Well, I think we all agree the gods and goddesses are all quite shiny in their true forms. So shiny in fact we're not allowed to see the shinyness because apparantly we can't handle it! Demigod discrimintion!

4. Crack

Percy-

You know that one huge crack Nico made in the dining pavilion? Well Chiron was afraid that it might open up again so I said I would totally handle it so now you don't have to worry about it! I fixed it with gum.

At Camp Half Blood

Campers: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiron: PERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Hide

Percy-

You know how Rick always talks about about our capture the flag games? Well, in actuality we play Hide and seek way more! Rick thought it was too babyish and made us seem uncool though so he cut it out, pssh! Please! Like I could ever be uncool! Oh my goodness! Dora lollipops!

6. Spoon

Percy-

A spoon? Spoon? Really? I guess I use it to eat soup? Wait!!!!! No! It's time fooooooooooooor...

America's Next Top Inanimate Object! With special guest, last year's winner Blue Hairbrush!

7. Lure

Annabeth-

Did I ever mention Percy is deathly afraid of escalators? Elevators are fine but not escalators. Grover and I tried to help him overcome his fear so we lured him on with a cookie. He had a panic attack, spazzed out and fell off just as we got to the second floor.

8. Sin

Nico-

Today I decided to create "Nico's Seven Deadly Sins" meaning, if you do any of these things, you'll die. Anyway! So,

1. Thou shall never take my lamp for reasons...that....are none of your business!

shall not disturb me when I am having my polka time!

me holding candle, you better walk away fast.

shall not eat my lollipops!!!!!

thou see a pickle in my cabin, don't touch it.

NOT EAT MY PUDDING! CONNOR!

cloudy, MINE!

I got my eyes on you!

9. Door

Annabeth-

Ah, the door, a vital part of one of Thalia and me's favorite pastime.

FLASHBACK

Ding Dong

Percy: Hello?

Annabeth: HA! I just ding dong ditched you!

Thalia: Annabeth?

Man!

Annabeth: Be quiet.

10. Wind

Third Person-

Nico: Be free little bird!

Nico opens the golden cage and frees the small blue bird. It flutters away on the wind, singing thanks to Nico.

11. Bell

Nico-

Nico: MY LAMP! WHERES MY LAMP?!! EVERYBODY SOUND THE ALARMS! SOUND THE BELLS! THERES A LAMP THIEF IN THE CAMP! I REPEAT THERE IS A LAMP THIE-

Annabeth: Hey Nico.

Shes holding my lamp!

Nico: What are you doing with my lamp?!

I quickly snatched it back and she still that stupid smille on her face!

Annabeth: I took it the lamp polisher!

Nico: IT'S BEEN CONTAMINATED!

12. Lend

Third Person-

Thalia: I promise to guard the pencil that Percy has lended me with my life

Percy: And never let it out of your sight!

Thalia: And never let it out of my sight! Happy?!

Percy: Yes, you may go.

Thalia: Finally!

CRACK!

Percy slowly turns to Thalia

Thalia: Oops?

13. Triangle

Third Person-

Baby Demigod is trying to put circle block into square hole.

Baby: No more!

Grover: Come on! If you don't learn your shapes how are you supposed to seperate triangular monsters from circular monsters?

Baby takes triangle block shove it into the square hole.

Baby: Yay!

Grover: What?!

14. Satin

Nico-

I don't know, but Aphrodite kids wear it a lot and it's usually pink or blue or maybe green? They have some that's rainbow colored!

15. Swim

Percy-

Some people say I love to swim, so much that it's unhealthy, which is actually pretty much impossible for a son of Poseidon but there was this one time.... It was during heavy lightning storm when everyone was supposed to be inside but I was like "Pssh! Whatevs!" and then I ran outside and realized I forgot my pants, ran back, got the pants, and then ran into the ocean. I had been swimming for about 5 minutes when suddenly I got struck by lightning! BUT! Then I got super human powers, which I kinda already had, but then I got more! Then I got struck by lighting again I lost the powers. *sigh*

16. Mane

Percy-

The Nemean lion had a mane, it was really sparkly. When I slayed it I got to keep it's fur but I gave it to my dad, wonder what he did with it?

Swishin at the Disco!

The Nemean lion fur hangs sparkling in ball form above the dance floor. Poseidon slides out onto the dance floor decked out in full elvis suit with the flared pants and sideburns.

Poseidon: Thank you, thank you very much!

17. Real

Percy-

It's time for... Demigods Keepin it Real! Buh buh buh dadadada buh buh dadadada yah! With your host me! Percy Jackson folks! Thank you thank you thank you, please you're too , let's start with the interviews!

Thalia: Hey there! Well you know we may seem like we live really different lives from mortals but really, we deal the same kind of things as you do except you know we have to fight monsters 24/7, we've got awesome powers and we're half god but you know besides that our lives are pretty much identical!

Nico: Yeah I mean,you'd think all this power would go t oue heads but somehow we keep ourselves grounded. Plus if we don't our parents might blow us up so you know, there's an incentive!

Annabeth: We're really just normal kids we have homework and chores like saving the world for example! You know that ones a toughie but it's gotta get done!

There you have it for this week on Demigods Keepin It Real! Tune in next week for hobbies! We like archery and stabbing things how about you?!

18. Spain

Annabeth-

What does Spain have to do with anything? We didn't even go there! But anyway, um, we did a social studies project on it once. It wasn't a good experiance.

Percy: Okay so steady...steady-

Annabeth: Percy I havn't even touched it yet!

Percy: Well! If this thing falls we're done for! It's 5 A.M and we don't have time to make another one!

Annabeth: You don't think I know that?!

19. Hold (This is a continuation of Spain)

Nico-

Annabeth and Percy sure are cranky when they've been up all night making a diorama. I know from personal experiance.

Nico: Come my monkey minions!

We walked in a parade Beatles style all the way to the Athena cabin!

Nico: HI!

Annabeth and Percy both jumped like a foot off the ground and almost fell down.

Percy: What do you want Nico?!

Nico: Well Mr. Cranky Pants, I have come to hang out! Doesn't anyone just hang out anymore?!

Annabeth: Nico get out! We are extremely busy!

Percy: Why are you even up at 5 A.M?

Nico: Not important! Now entertain me!

Percy and Annabeth looked at each other at the same time and this weird look on their faces....

Nico: You guys! Let me out! Come on! Don't just leave me here!

They tied me to a tree!

Nico: * grumble grumble grumble*

Monkey1: Ooo aah ooh!

Nico: Juarez! Thank goodness! Help me out!

Juarez untied me and the rest of my monkey minions crowded together in front of me.

Nico: Alright, so now what are we gonna do?

Monkey264: Aaaahh! Ohh aah oo!

Nico: Oh my goodness that is the best plan EVER!

Monkey Minions: Ohh! Ahhh oo! Eeee!

Nico: Hold it!

My monkey minions obediantly silenced.

Nico: I get to drive.

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Third Person:

Annabeth: We finished.

Percy: I don't think I've ever seen anything more beautiful at 5:30 in the morning.

Annabeth and Percy: * relieved sigh*

Rumble Rumble Rumble

Annabeth: What was that?

Percy: I don't know, I think it came from over ther-

Nico: JUAREZ THAT'S THE GAS PEDAL!

Nico his monkey minions and the camp van come smashing through the East wall of the Athena Cabin and keep going right on through, smashing the precious diorama, the table it was sitting on and the West wall.

Percy and Annabeth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico: NOT REVERSE JUAREZ!

Annabeth and Percy: NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. Spy

Grover-

Nico: I spy with my little eye something awesome.

Grover: What do you mean something awesome? You have to say something I can see.

Nico: How can you not see the awesomness?!

Grover: Is the T.V?

Nico: No! Don't you see something even more awesomer than the T.V in this room?

Grover: Is it the refrigerator?

Nico: Dude it's me!

Grover: You can't choose yourself when you're playing I Spy!

Nico: I can, I did and I SPIED!

21. Lamb

Percy-

Mary had a little man-eating lamb man-eating lamb man-eating lamb, Mary had a little man-eating lamb who really really wanted me for a snack!

22. Roof

Zues-

Swiffer, DUH! How else do you think we get rid of all those pesky cobwebs from the corners of the roof of the world?

23. Line

Luke-

Conga line on the lido deck!

24. Side

Kronos-

Kronos: I want the butter melted in with the bacon grease and don't forget my fried big mac on the side!

Random Dracanae Waiter: Heart attack on a plate much?

Kronos grabs the waiter by the collar with veins popping out of his eyes.

Kronos: I AM IN A BOTTEMLESS PIT OF DARKNESS AND DESPAIR! I DON'T NEED YOU GIVING ME GRIEF ABOUT MY CHOLESTEROL LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25. Hand

Third Person-

Atlas: Hey! Hey little boy! Come over here! Can you lend me a hand?

Little boy: I don't think so.... Mommy says not to trust strangers.

Atlas: I'm not a stranger! I'm your long lost uncle from Tahiti!

Little Boy: NO!

Atlas: Come on! I've got CANDY!

Little Boy: STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

Atlas: SHUSH! Be quiet you little brat!

Zues: ATLAS!

Little Boy: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

The little boy goes and kicks Atlas in the shins and pokes him in the eyes.

Atlas: OW!