For everyone that's reading this, GREETINGS! It's Lia or Poizun Apples or just Poizun. Just as the title says, you can ask any of the Death Note characters for advice! Simply state who you are asking the advice from-even though I'm planning on having all the characters give their input on each advice question-and then state what advice you need! Very simple right Matt?

Matt:...Beep......Boop.....Boop

L?

L:Nom....Nom...

Mello?

Mello:Chomp............Chomp.

Light?

Light:I (think(tee hee)) am hot.

Near.

Near:........*playing with toys*

Misa....

Misa: Light-kun, Light-kun, Light-kun.

Beyond!

Beyond: Mwhahahaha. Ha ha. Hyuk Hyuk. *practicing evil laugh*

Ryuk!?!

Ryuk: Apple. Apple? Apple! Apple!?! APPLE!?!?!

Where you guys even listening to me?!

All: What?

That's it! I was going to ask you guys politely to do the advice column but now you must do it!

All: What?

People-who-are-about-to-get-their-butts-kicked-by-Poizun-even-though-most-of-them-are-her-friends-say-what.

All: What?

Exactly. ^^

This is my first fanfic so please review so I can get started on the advice column! Please and thank you! :)

Me without reviews is like Mello without chocolate! The world will end!

~Poizun~