Disclaimer: Neither me nor Akkiangel own Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds!

Note: This is a TRUE story that didn't happen to me, but to Akki. As we were laughing our asses off, I had an inspiration and LO! And BEHOLD! Here you go! One crack-oriented fic spawned from a TRUE event and two very evil minds. XD We hope you enjoy the fic!

Another day of college, another day of cursing the long ass school hours…

Yusei Fudo groaned weariness as he opened the door to his dorm at seven thirty in the evening. The black haired duelist sighed in complete bliss as his tired body collapsed onto his soft bed. "Oh, how I've missed you!"he said to his mattress, his voice muffled, "You have no idea how stiff those chairs made me! I'll never leave you again!!"

Yusei heard a thump and a long suffering sigh followed after it.

"Do we have any soothing bath products??" Crow's muffled voice reached Yusei's ears. (1)

"Go grab 'em from Akiza, I think she has some…" Yusei replied.

Crow laughed as he pushed himself off his bed, "I think that it's a given that Akiza has soothing bath products, she's been stressing out about exams…again."

"True…" Yusei stretched upon his bed, "Well, since Akiza's dorm is near the opposite end of the school, I think you'd better go now while there's still some light out," Yusei grinned, "You don't want to be attacked by girls at night again, do you?"

Crow recoiled as he recalled a sad event where he and Yusei were walking from their dorms to get to their class around nine at night. Yusei stayed behind to get an assignment he had forgotten and Crow had, stupidly, gone ahead…and got mauled by mobs of girls shrieking for him to take her as his wife. Luckily, Yusei had came out and saved him, but after that, they were chased all the way to their class.

"Right…Okay, gotta beat the mob!" Crow said as he turned and quickly, a little too quickly to Yusei, made it out of the room, "Wish me luck, Yusei!"

"Good Luck!"

"If you hear high-pitched screaming, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THERE!"

"Got it, if I hear you scream, I got to save your ass….from girls."

"Shut up!!"

Yusei laughed as Crow left in a huff.

"Well now…what to do??" Yusei said to no one in particular.

Yusei had already finished all his homework; and Crow had just left, so there wasn't really much for him to do.

Violet eyes scanned for anything to amuse him, and his eyes landed on the sole computer in the room. Crow's laptop stared back at him in pure, unshut-downed glory. Yusei shrugged, "Meh, it'll have to do…" Yusei plopped down on a chair and began to surf the web. His own precious laptop had the unfortunate accident of Crow spilling some water on it, so the black haired duelist had to send it in to get it fixed.

As Yusei clicked around, he noticed that Crow's instant messenger was still in session. "Night RiderxX??" Yusei laughed, "Nice creativity, Crow." Yusei saw that Crow didn't have that many people on his buddy list, "Hm. Probably another one of his many new sns…I swear…" Yusei sighed and shook his head. He was about to sign off when a "bring!" sounded off and a messaging box appeared.

Archfiend Rider: Hey, what's up?

Yusei raised an eyebrow, Jack Atlas flashed through Yusei's mind as he read out the screename: "Archfiend Rider??" he said in a 'wtf?' tone.

Yusei debated whether to sign off or talk to the person.

He chose the latter.

Night RiderxX: Nothing much, you?

Archfiend Rider: I see, well, I have job in webcam shows.

Night RiderxX: A…webcam show?? Like what?

Archfiend Rider: Well, it's really fun to watch. You should come and see, just to give me some company and give me a good rating if you don't mind.

Night RiderxX: A good rating??

Archfiend Rider: Yeah, you can watch me work and we can chat while we're at it. You'll have fun! Would you like a free pass?

Night RiderxX: "Watch you work"?? What do you do on your web show anyway?

Archfiend Rider: We, if you join me at this site right here, you can see what my job is.

Yusei stared at the site that Archfiend had sent him.

"Jack it up dot com??" Yusei blinked owlishly, "That sounds wrong," Yusei shook his head; he knew he had to stop this conversation before it got out of hand. So he did the one thing that popped into his head: He started lying through his virtual teeth.

Night RiderxX: Maybe later, I got some homework to do.

Archfiend Rider: I promise you'll have fun! Come on and join me, I'm in need of some company right now.

Yusei grit his teeth, this person was persistent!

Archfiend Rider: Alright, I'll give you the password to get in. I'm the first person on the upper left corner.

This peaked Yusei's curiously. 'I wonder what this person looks like...' Yusei mentally slapped himself, 'NO! NO WAY! This is how a lot of people get into trouble! No way in hell! This isn't even my laptop!' But he really was curious to whether this was really Jack or not, he was already suspicious…hmm…'Okay, just this once. ONLY this ONE time…'

Night RiderxX: Okay…

Yusei clicked the link and entered the password, he was nervously humming to himself while thinking at the same time…again. 'This guy is really weird, I mean, his screenname is Jack's favorite card...if i didn't know any better and I'm sure as hell I know better, I'd think this was--'

Yusei's eyes widened to massive proportions as his violet eyes landed on the picture in front of him.

"JACK ATLAS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Yusei shrieked in absolute horror. "WHAT THE HELL!?" the black haired duelist was in complete and utter SHOCK. "This isn't Jack." Yusei gaped. This was NOT Jack right? Right. …RIGHT?!

He had to make sure.

Night RiderxX: …is this really you??

Yusei crossed his fingers and hoped it wasn't who he just saw in a seductive pose, half naked and a sultry look in his sapphire eyes.

Archfiend Rider: Yes, of course!

Yusei was sure he was dreaming.

Archfiend Rider: I know this is a shock to you sweety, but this is me.

Yusei choked, 'SWEETIE?? THIS CAN'T BE JACK!?' Yusei's mind was reeling!

Night RiderxX: You sure you're not messing with me?

Archfiend Rider: I'm sure, why would I lie? Do you want me to take something off to prove it to you?

Yusei uncharacteristically let out a high pitched squeak.

Night RiderxX: NO! No, it's alright!

Archfiend Rider: Aw, why not? It's just for fun!

Night RiderxX: It's alright, really! You don't want to do this.

Archfiend Rider: Oh? And why is that?

Yusei was feeling really uncomfortable…no scratch that, he was BEYOND uncomfortable.

Night RiderxX: I just don't feel comfortable…

Archfiend Rider: Aww…are you feeling shy??

"You have no idea…" Yusei muttered to himself as the person he refused to be believe was Jack kept typing.

Archfiend Rider: Is this your first time seeing something like this?

"Again…you have NO idea…" Yusei said once more.

Archfiend Rider: Don't worry, I'll go real slow for you, so there's no need to be embarrassed.

Yusei recoiled.

Night RiderxX: WHOA, No, you don't have to do that!

Archfiend Rider: Then what do you want me to do? I'm waiting for you to do something…and I'm feeling needy right now.

"OH MY FREAKEN GOD!" Yusei shouted to the heavens above, "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! WHAT?!" Yusei decided right then to get the hell out of that chatroom, sign off and take a REALLY REALLY cold shower and maybe smack himself around a bit to forget about this.

Night RiderxX: I'm really sorry Jack, TRULY sorry, but I gotta go.

Archfiend Rider: But why? You just got on.

Yusei needed an excuse fast! He didn't think he'd have his sanity if this lasted any longer!

Night RiderxX: Well, it's just that my roommate likes to be rude and read my conversations from over my shoulder.

Archfiend Rider: It's alright, missy, we can keep this a secret from your roommate unless she wants to watch too.

Yusei groaned and he grabbed at his hair. He was about to slam his head against Crow's desk until he realized what …Jack…had wrote.

" 'Missy' ?? 'SHE' ? He thinks he's talking to a GIRL!?" Yusei was disbelieving, "WHY would he think this screenname would be a GIRL'S?!"

Yusei scanned Crow's info and stopped dead at the Gender section.

Night RiderxX
Name: You don't need to know
Hobbies: Too many to list
Gender: Female!! :D

Yusei stared. He stared for god knew how long.

His memory started to flash back to a few days ago.

"Hey Yuse!" Crow called out to his roommate.

"What's up?" Yusei replied from his place on the couch, he was flipping through channels trying to find something interesting to watch.

"I'm going to make a new screenname for my instant messenger!"

"AGAIN??" Yusei turned to Crow, "What's with you and making new screennames? You already have around five of them!"

"But all of those, people know it's me! I want to make something new, something where no one, not even JACK, could find out was me!" Crow said with a huge grin.

Yusei raised his eyebrow, "And HOW are you going to do that??"

Crow's grin, if possible, grew even larger.

"By making the gender FEMALE!" He looked so proud of himself for thinking up of something so "smart", Yusei didn't want to kill his friend's mood.

"Fine, whatever, just don't drag ME into whatever mess you get into with that one."

Crow gave a huge whoop, "Awesome! I'll call it…Night RiderxX" he turned to get back to his laptop and accidentally knocked some of the water on his table onto Yusei's laptop, which was charging on the floor.

ZZZPRTZZ!

"OH SHIET!!"

"CROW! THAT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I THINK IT IS!!"

"SORRY!!"

"CROW!!!"

Yusei was still for a moment…he grabbed a pillow and placed it onto his face.

And proceeded to scream himself hoarse.

He kept screaming until a "bring!" brought him out of his moment.

Archfiend Rider: Hello? Are you there?

Yusei closed his eyes.

Suddenly, an evil thought crossed his mind. An evil grin graced his handsome features and after a few seconds, he turned back to the Crow's laptop and typed.

Night RiderxX: Sorry, I can't keep a secret from my idiotic best friend who can't stop his addiction of making new screennames, and you should know that that I'm a BOY.

Yusei waited a few minutes to gauge a reaction. When none came, Yusei signed off, closed the program. He assumed that …Jack…had gone into complete shock. He had no idea how right he was.

A high pitched scream brought him towards the window of the room and he looked out to see that Crow was once again being chased by mobs of girls shouting, "MARRY ME!!"

"YUSEI!! HEEELLLPPP!!!" Crow screeched, a small bag of soothing bath beads and other products flailed amongst his arms.

Yusei looked at that clock and noticed that it was eight thirty. It took Crow an hour to get to and back from Akiza's dorm, one long embarrassing hour that Yusei had suffered because Crow made another sn.

"YUSEEIIIIII!!!!"

The boy in question turned towards the clock again and a sadistic smirk replaced the evil one that had took form a few minutes earlier. "Meh…I'll take my time. He needs exercise anyway."

Yusei walked away from the window and slowly made his way out of the room and down the stairs of his building, humming and stopping to talk to some friends along the way.

"YUSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

(1) - I saw this in a commercial before, this couple return from a vacation and collapse onto their soft bed, complaining about the hotel beds. xD I think it was a mattress commercial, but if you have seen it, you would understand.

Okay, so after much debating, Akki and I have decided to leave this up to you readers. Do you guys want us to continue this one-shot? If so, this will become a 3-shot and ONLY a three shot, unless both me and akki feel like we should go on.

To help us decide, please tell us in your review AND/OR! Vote in the poll in my (Arisu) profile!

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