iDateOnline

"No. No. Absolutely not, no way." Freddie Benson shuffled angrily around the apartment where his two best friends Sam Puckett and Carly Shay hung out everyday.

"Freddie come on! We need to get iCarly's popularity up, and the viewers would love it." Carly pleaded. "And maybe you guys could make accounts to, I already set it up and made an account and everything!"

Sam Puckett was silent, a thing that didn't happen often. She twirled her hair between her fingers, which where painted hot pink that day. Freddie found himself staring again, deep in thought. Actually, he wasn't thinking about anything other then how beautiful she looked when she wasn't making him miserable. Beautiful.

"Freddie? Did you hear what I said??" Carly shook his shoulders to get his attention.

"Ok, ok fine. You can tell everyone about your little iCarly online dating service. But don't expect me to be a part of it." he said rolling his eyes. "I'm gonna head home." Sam spoke for the first time that afternoon.

Carly tried to meet her eyes, but she looked down at her sneakers.

"Umm, alright. I'll see you tomorrow then." Carly replied, showing her the door. "Well that was—Freddie?" As Carly spoke, Freddie shut the door behind him on his way home.

Well, for once Freddie was right. This is so nubbish. Sam thought to herself. It was midnight, and she was sitting in her bean bag chair on the balcony outside her room. It was a warm night for Seattle, and she took advantage of it. She peered at her bright computer screen which read, " iCarly Dating Service! Find your match today!" Maybe just to look. Not like I have anything better to do. Besides, I can make fun of all the losers who are actually on right now.

She reached the log-in page, and typed in the username blondechick254. She filled in some of the answers on the compatibility quiz that had obviously been made by Carly herself. When she finished the quiz, she had only one match. Some guy named..techdude458.

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I can't believe I'm doing this. Seriously. If Sam knew I was on here…Freddie sat on his bed with his laptop. It was late, later then he usually stayed up. But it wasn't like he had anything better to do.

This stupid website is even lamer then I thought. I only have one match in all of Seattle! blondechick254..Hey, she's on right now. Maybe I could say hi or something. Catiously, he pressed the chat button.

techdude458: hey

blondechick254: hi..

techdude458: sorry im just bored as hell right now

blondechick254: same. this site is so lame dontcha think

techdude458: totally. I only got one match :P

blondechick254: me? :)

techdude458: lol yeah. you. :D

blondechick254: so..umm

techdude458: soo..

blondechick254: uh..tell me about yourself.

techdude458: well that's no fun :D ill have to make you guess

blondechick254: well aren't you smoothe? lol. ok, fine. what do you look like?

techdude458: how would your perfect guy look? :)

blondechick254: he would have brown hair….he'd be tall I guess. but looks don't matter to me that much

techdude458: well if you saw me you'd probably think I was ugly.

blondechick254: no I wouldn't! and like I said, it doesn't matter. people who know me think im just a tough tomboy…but inside I just want someone kind…someone like you.

techdude458: maybe this site isn't so stupid after all? :D

blondechick254: *wink* maybe not :)

blondechick254: oops. I gotta go.

techdude458: o. ok. well maybe we could talk again sometime?

blondechick254: are you kidding me??

techdude458: ……….

blondechick254: of course I wanna talk again :D

techdude458: lolz u got me there for a second. good nite…blondechick :D

blondchick254: good nite techdude :D

Sam closed her laptop and smiled. Finally, a guy to get my mind off of Freddie.

Freddie shut down his computer, grinning. Someone to think about other then Sam.

Thanks for reading the first chapter!! This is my first iCarly fan fiction so please review!!