Once upon a time in a far-away and long-lost land there lived a woman named Sam. She was actually a man, but everyone called her a woman because she was so homely and ugly. Sam picked flowers for the pocket-mice in the villiage of eulbdeirubI-OFSUIBlob. But everyone called it Steve.
One day Steve and Sam decided to find a dog so Steve could become the most popular children's television actor. Steve was very specific; he wanted a boy dog with purple squiggly hair and yellow-and-orange stripes on its butt. All Sam could find was a blue spotted girl dog named Bleu.
"This is no squiggly-haired dog!" Steve exclaimed, rolling over on the side of his tallest building and crying himself to death.
Sam changed the French dog's name the Blue and gave it to some kid in a striped shirt, telling him it was his problem now. The kid named himself Steve and ran off to get fame and fortune, only to be assasinated by his evil younger-but-older-looking brother, Joe the Gay.
"Et tu, Joegay?!" Steven cried as Joe stabbed him with a carrot stick or twelve.
"YIaeapgdaedsieulbfailiubgea!!!" Joe slobbered, which loosely translated means, "Yargh! I be victory! For the dogged is for to me!"
Blue didn't like Joe, though, and ran away soon after the start of the new season. Joe didn't want to loose his popularity so he covered up the incident and replaced Blue with a Blue-look-alike, who could talk. No one knew the difference.
Soon after, some of the boys and girls who grew up watching Steve be awesome created a cult; the Children of Steve. They sought revenge on Joe for killing their childhood confident. They weren't ignorant like the younger generation who accepted Joe as their new friend, and quickly realized that the Blue look-alike was a fake.
They found clues of Blue's dissapearance placed in different episodes by the show's resident deaf hobo, who worked at the local library and thus was good at hiding things.
Join the Children of Steve today and help us revive Blue and Steve.
~ Evetssidaed,
President of the Children of Steve