A/N: to make sure everyone knows which Kyo(u)ya is which, Kyouya Hibari will forever and always be referred to either as Hibari. Kyoya will be Kyoya Ootori. If by some mistake I use Kyouya for Hibari, I have a habit of spelling it with a 'U', so that's how you can tell
Also, sorry for the long wait, geh. I haven't written in ages.. =3=
Shout-out to KuroNekoRei-chan and everyone else for reminding me, LOL (:
Tsuna ambled down the foyer to the living room, having heard sounds which seemed strangely similar to a person pinning someone to the ground while another tickled him, plus another person yelling at them to stop. Upon reaching the door, he wondered if it was worth the trouble going in, as he would most likely to be dragged into the tickling or yelling.
Sighing, he stepped around the corner, only to be greeted by the Twins in the middle of tickling Tamaki, Haruhi yelling at them, Hunny and Takashi (or whatever his name was), Fuuta and I-pin watching in amusement.
'Hikaru! Kaoru!' Tamaki gasped between his spurts of laughter, 'stop... it! Now!...'
'No way Tono, we're not letting you get your fortune told!' Hikaru declared, his resolution firm.
Fortune?... Please don't tell me...
'Neh, Hitachiin-san and Hitachiin-san, we can take turns if you want!' Fuuta laughed at the crazy brawl in front of him, 'Fuuta doesn't mind.'
Oh god. I better run away...
Just as he turned to leave, a hand was placed on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw Tamaki, apparently having been released by the twins.
'Have a seat, Tsunayoshi Sawada-san,' he guided Tsuna to a seat, floating/gliding/pirouetting behind him.
'Er, um, it's okay... I should like, help out in the kitchen or something...'
At that, I-pin started rambling in Chinese to Takashi, who then whispered a translation to Haruhi. Seeing that Haruhi was giving him a 'omg/wtf... is this guy really so useless look' every so often in Tsuna's direction all the while, he assumed that I-pin was explaining exactly how bad he failed at cooking.
I-Pin, you really don't have to explain how much I fail, I'm sure they'll find out sooner or later...
'Okay, let's get started!' Tamaki clapped his hands together twice, 'I'll start..'
'Not a chance, Tono,' the twins droned in unison, shoving Tamaki out of his seat in front of Fuuta. 'Our question first.'
'Neh, I call second then!' Hunny stuck his head in between the two twins and smiled the adorable smile of his again.
After 15 more minutes of arguing, whining, tickling and pouting, the gang finally settled down and created a line up in front of Fuuta.
Hunny was first. 'Fuu-kun neh~~! I'd like to know which are my favourite sweets, from my most favourite to my least!'
'What the..Hunny, you're wasting your ranking question on THAT? And hell, that's going to take forever!'
'But, but... I always have a hard time deciding what to eat, and so now I can choose which one to eat first!' Hunny pouted in a way that made every one stare... in horror at which planet this oh-so-horribly-adorable extraterrestrial creature could have come from.
Hunny turned back to Fuuta, who looked slightly apprehensive of the challenge in front of him. 'Neh, so?'
'Oh-ohkay. J-just let me contact the Ranking Star...'
'Ranking star? Whats that?' Tamaki whispered so loudly to Haruhi that the whole room could hear.
'He just told us twenty minutes ago that that was the 'star he contacts to find out the ranks', baka Tono,' Hikaru sighed in exasperation, 'How stupid could you get, really.'
'Yeah, do you even pay attention, baka Tono?' Kaoru sighed in exasperation along with Hikaru, shaking his head.
Tamaki decided to ignore them and turned back to Fuuta, even though everyone could see the vein pulsing in his head.
'You know,' went on Kaoru, 'you'd expect some kind of flashy action happening along with this, instead of just silence while we wait for Fuuta to rank.'
The reader of this fan fiction should know, that in these kind of fan fiction, you ask for it, you get it. Flashy Action?
Done.
'WOAH. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.'
Everyone and everything in the living room started floating about in the air.
OMG, THE ANTI-GRAVITY AFFECT OF FUUTA'S RANKING! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
'THIS. IS. SO. COOL.' The Hitachiin twins shouted and laughed in unison. They started ricocheting off the walls and purposefully bumping into things, spinning Tamaki around until he turned green.
'Hikaru! Kaoru! Stop it!' Even when things were this weird, Haruhi still had her head screwed on straight. 'Tsuna-san, can you explain this please?' she sent him a 'wtf is going on' look.
'Well ah, you see, this is a... side affect that happens when ah... Fuuta does his..erm, ranking,' Tsuna stammered the best he could while trying to find something to hold on to, incredibly hard, really, when everything is flying around.
After 20 minutes of floating around, and the initial excitement/high wore off (of most of them anyways, the twins were still going strong, while Tamaki was still flailing around), Tsuna couldn't help but think Isn't this taking a wayyyyyy to much time?
Pushing himself slowly towards the ground, he had just managed to position himself near Fuuta when gravity came back again... and was then pinned down by the table, several people, and a lamp.
'That was fun,' Kaoru commented idly, making the ringing silence even more awkward.
Fun?
'Haruhiii~ Daughter, help Otosan get up~~~'
It seemed as if Tamaki was in the same position as Tsuna, his jacket pinned down by the sofa, which Hikaru and Kaoru we're jumping up and down on.
'Say, what happened?' Hikaru stepped off onto Tamaki, Kaoru following him, 'Fuuta-kun seems sorta.. out of it.'
'Fuuuu-Fuuu-kunn~,' Hunny waved a lollipop (where did that come from?) in front of Fuuta's face. 'Fuuu-taaa~'
Fuuta blinked, trying to clear his head. Immediately, he took out his enormous ranking book from his shirt jacket and set it down in front of him on the floor.
'Mitsukuni Haninozuka's favorite sweets are all in the top three rankings, with a grand total of 428, 973 sweets. Third place ranking consists of 12, 963 sweets, such as coconut flavor pudding, coconut flavored popsicles, chocolate -strawberry-mango-banana flavored ice cream/tarts/cake/pudding/rice cake, mocha flavored lollipops, grape flavored fizzy candy...'
Fuuta rambled on as Hunny sat in front on him, captured in him monologue. Everyone else just stared.
'Four...hundred thousand? Hunny eats that many sweets? This is what we spend all of our money on?' Haruhi's eyes were as wide as they could get – very wide, in fact.
'Er... I … don't know...' Tamaki stammered. He was as shocked as everyone. 'I don't look at our spendings, that's Kyoya's job..'
'I think that's enough, Fuuta,' Haruhi knelt by Fuuta's side, who was turning red in his efforts of listing all of the different confectioneries. Fuuta was unfazed by this comment, and continued until Hunny passed out with all the information.
After Mori helped carry Hunny onto the sofa, everyone settled down to the next ranking.
'Alright, our turn,' the twins chimed in with a smirk.
To be continuedddd...
Ha, I know I should have finished this episode all the way to the end... But then, I wanted to update. LOL. (failsauce)
Anyways, next up are the twins! What kind of question do you want them to answer, I'll pick one from your comments if I like it :P