SOLmaster here with a new story; it's been a while since I did a Nicktoons Unite Parody, so here's one I recently wrote called "Isle of the Hidden Treasure" which is a parody/spoof of Treasure Island. This will also be multi-chapter instead of just one or two parts.
So here's the first part and please review afterwards…
Isle of the Hidden Treasure
One night in Retroville, everything was quiet in the closed empty bank. But then the silence was broken when something crashed through the wall of the bank. It was a giant, bulky, red robot with one eye in the middle of its head.
It stomped inside and was about to fire a blast at the large safe until a voice called out, "I'm sorry, do you have a bank account?"
The robot turned its head to see the Nicktoons standing in the doorway. After Danny's quote, Jimmy says to it, "This establishment is supposed to be closed for the night, and whomever it was that unleashed you here will soon face justice."
"Yeah!" Timmy and SpongeBob both shouted.
"Then we can finally go to bed." Tak said last with a yawn.
The robot then turned its whole body around and lifted its arm to shoot a ray out of its gun at the Nicktoons.
The five yelped as they quickly dodged the blast. Jimmy then took out his weapon and shouted, "Nicktoons…Unite!"
SpongeBob jumped up in the air with his karate gloves and yelled as fell back down toward the robot, about to slice it with a karate chop. But the robot turned around and grabbed his arm, spinning SpongeBob around until he flung him away.
SpongeBob screamed until he landed on Timmy, who was running with a baseball bat.
When the robot turned around to get back to the safe, it was suddenly hit in the back with an ecto-beam.
"You should've been warned." Danny said with a smirk. "Security is pretty tight around here nowadays."
Then it lifted up its right arm again which Danny prepared for if it shot another blast. But instead it shot out its hand, and Danny gasped when it grabbed him and pulled him forward. Then the robot pounded Danny into the ground, and then caused him to scream when he electrocuted him.
"Hey!" Tak shouted as he stepped forward and pointed his staff at the robot. "Get your claws off him." He fired a magic blast from his staff that hit its gun arm and destroyed it.
While the robot stood still and Tak was helping a weak Danny try to stand up. Timmy and SpongeBob suddenly slid in front of them and aimed their weapons at the robot.
"Not so fast, you bucket of bolts!" Timmy shouted.
"You're not gonna hurt our friends anymore!" SpongeBob shouted.
But then the robot fired another blast at them through his other arm and blew the Nicktoons back as they screamed.
Jimmy ran over and noticed what had happened. "Guys!" but the four ended up pushing into him.
They flew into the back of a large safe and hit a shelf with money on it. Jimmy was the first to sit up, and he gasped when he saw the robot put its hand on the door, indicating what it was about to do.
"Guys, the door!" Jimmy warned his friends, causing Timmy, SpongeBob, and Tak to gasp.
However, they were too late. The robot shut the door to the safe before they could run over and get out.
They then began to try and work together to push the large metal door open. But, it was locked too tightly.
"Why…won't…it…budge?" Tak asked as he and the others tried to push it open.
"It's no use, guys." Jimmy said as he gave up along with the others. "Even with our combined efforts, there's still no way we would be able to move a forty-ton steel door."
"Nonsense," SpongeBob said as he backed a few feet away. "We just need-" then he rammed himself into the door. "The-" he continued to ram his body into the door in hopes of busting it down. "Right-" but the door didn't make a budge and SpongeBob just bruised himself. "Technique…"
When SpongeBob fell to the floor from exhaustion, Jimmy just rolled his eyes and called out, "Danny, you think you can phase us out of here?"
"Sure." Danny groaned as he struggled to stand on his feet. "I'll just…" But then he gave a large grunt and fell on his knees, changing back into human form.
"Danny!" SpongeBob cried as the four rushed over to him. "Are you okay?"
"I don't know." Danny replied. "I guess I'm a little banged up from when that robot goon beat the heck out of me."
"Then that means you can't get us out of here." Tak realized.
"It looks like you're gonna have to get Cosmo and Wanda to help us out of here." Jimmy told Timmy.
"Uh…" Timmy stuttered. "They can't because they're not here."
"What?" Jimmy, Tak, and Danny questioned.
"They had to go to some godparent convention and they left Poof with Mama Cosma." Timmy explained. "Why do you think I asked Danny for some weapons before we came here?"
"No ghost powers…?" SpongeBob slowly said as he got a horrified look on his face. "And no poofing…? That means…we're trapped here!"
"But we can't be trapped here." Tak said with a panicked look. "We're gonna run out of air in here eventually. We might even starve!"
SpongeBob gulped and shivered until Jimmy calmly said, "Guys, relax. Even with the five of us in here, we still have enough oxygen to last us for hours."
Then Danny rubbed his painful arm and said, "The only thing we can pretty much do is wait here until someone eventually comes and finds us."
"But that can take hours!" Tak pointed out. "Maybe even days!"
"It's the only option we have." Jimmy responded. "Besides, with Danny in his condition and without Cosmo and Wanda's medicine to help, we can't go anywhere."
Timmy's eye suddenly widen as he remembers something. "Medicine! That's it!" he then digs in his pocket and pulls out a small vile of green liquid.
They all stare at it and Jimmy asks, "What is that stuff?"
"It's some sort of medicine Cosmo takes whenever he's feeling sick. It's also supposed to help when you have headaches or sore muscles." Timmy explained. "I bet if Danny drank it, it'd help him feel better."
"Sweet!" Danny happily said as he took the vile.
But Jimmy had a concerned look. "Wait, I don't think it's such a good idea to consume strange medicine."
However, Danny had already opened the vile and was now drinking the whole medicine. "It's actually not that bad." Danny said once he finished. "Kinda taste like green-apple bubblegum."
"See?" Timmy gloated at Jimmy.
"Just let me see that vile." Jimmy requested as Danny did so, and the genius looked at the label on the back. "Wait a minute…" Jimmy's eyes widen as he reads. "Did you read this first?"
"Who reads labels anymore?" Timmy scoffed.
"It says here, 'if consumed by any non-magical creature, side-effects may include: loose muscles, constant bliss, itchiness, hiccupping, short-term memory loss, congestion, irritability, dizziness, and drowsiness'."
"What?!" Danny asked in shock as he turned to Timmy with anger. "You gave me a medicine that'll do all that stuff to me if I drink it?!"
"I was only thinking of you!" Timmy shouted back.
"Guys, we can't fight while we're stuck in here." SpongeBob intervened. "We must be happy and cheerful while we're in each other's company until we're discovered."
Jimmy, Timmy, and Danny just gave him a glare. But then Tak sat on the ground with his arms on his knees. "That doesn't help since we're stuck in here with nothing to do."
"I got something to do." Danny said as he turned Timmy, cracking his knuckles and glaring. "Beat on Timmy for giving bad fairy medicine."
"Wait!" Timmy shouted, holding his hands up. "What if I do something that can occupy all our time until we're saved?"
The others gave him looks of disbelief. "We're listening." Jimmy said with his arms crossed.
Timmy thought for a bit. "Umm…How about a story?"
"You're gonna tell us a story?" Tak asked in disbelief.
"Ooh, I love stories." SpongeBob smiled.
"Yeah," Timmy said with a smile. "I can tell you a story, and that can keep us all entertained until we're rescued."
The four stared at each other until Tak shrugged, "Eh, what the heck?"
"Let's give it a shot." Jimmy agreed.
"Yay! A story!" SpongeBob cheered as he took a seat on the ground.
Jimmy took a seat on a block of gold, and Tak sat down on a sack full of money. Danny walked over to sit down, but stopped to move his arms around.
"You know, that medicine's not bad after all." Danny said with a smile. "I can't feel any more pain. In fact…I can't feel anything at all. Not even my legs."
Then Danny suddenly fell to the ground with a thud as the others wince. "Uh…Danny?" Jimmy asked. "Are you okay?"
"I don't know." Danny replied as he lifted his head up while lying on his front. "I suddenly lost all feeling in my arms and legs."
"Hey, that's one of those side-effects from that medicine." SpongeBob realized.
"It looks like you lost all feelings in your muscles, Danny." Jimmy pointed out.
Danny growled angrily and shouted, "Timmy, as soon as I can move my arms, I am gonna strangle you!"
Timmy chuckled nervously. "So, let's get started on that story." He cleared his throat and began. "This is called 'Isle of the Hidden Treasure'."
"Ooh, sounds really interesting." SpongeBob said excitedly.
"It is. My dad told it to me a long time ago. I can't remember how it all goes, but I'll just make stuff up as I go."
Jimmy, Tak, and SpongeBob all looked interested to hear the story, while Danny just lied flat on the ground.
"Just start the story." Danny's muffled voice said.
"Okay…" Timmy began. "This all begins in a town where a super cool kid lives. His name is, uh…Tim…Hawkins."
Just like Timmy said, the story began in a town that was by the ocean. On a hill outside of town, a boy who looked just like Timmy dressed in a white shirt, brown pants, and boots was sitting on a cliff side with a fishing pole.
'Despite how cool Tim Hawkins was, him and his family were trying as hard as they could to earn as much money as they could so they could manage their inn.'
While Timmy was trying to catch some fish in the story, a cloud of smoke appeared and a purple fairy baby appeared which looked like Poof.
"Hey, little bro." Timmy greeted as he stood up.
"Poof, poof!" Poof said.
"Mom and Dad want me to help out, huh?" Timmy guessed dully.
Poof nodded.
"Okay."
He walked away with Poof following, not noticing something tugging on his fishing pole, and it was pulled so hard that it fell into the ocean.
They soon reached a large building with a sign that read "Fairly Odd Inn". Timmy and Poof went inside where a bunch of guests were sitting at tables, eating food.
A pink fairy woman that looked like Wanda flew by, holding a pitcher of water. Timmy tried to get her attention, "Hey, Mom, you need any help?"
"Oh, thanks, Tim." Wanda smiled. "Why don't you go sweep outside? Cosmo and I are trying as hard as we can to manage in here."
"But that's gonna take all day." Timmy complained.
But Wanda didn't hear him well, and just said, "The broom's outside, and make sure you keep an eye on Poof."
Later on, Timmy was now outside, sweeping with Poof hovering over him. "This stinks," Timmy complained. "I wish we didn't have to live like this."
"Poof?" the fairy baby said in wonder.
"I wanna go treasure hunting like a pirate; like in my book." Timmy smiled and held out a book, "'The Legend of Captain ZIM'. It says that long ago, he hid a bunch of treasure on an island, and it's never ever been found."
"Treasure?" Poof asked.
"Yeah. I bet if we found that treasure, we can get anything with it."
Timmy continued to sweep until nightfall. When he had finally finished, he wiped his forehead and smiled in satisfaction. "Finally done." Then he stopped when he heard thunder in the sky. "It looks like a storm's coming. We better get inside."
When he was about to head inside with Poof. He stopped when he heard someone approaching. "Hello?" he asked nervously.
Then a tall person in a black cloak came running toward him. He stopped in front of him and was panting heavily.
"Who are you?" Timmy asked.
Instead of answering Timmy's question, the person replied, "Tim Hawkins…" he removed his hood, revealing it to be Jorgen Von Strangle. "Danger is coming."
"What?" Timmy asked in confusion.
"You must take this." Jorgen continued as he took out a piece of parchment and gave it to Timmy. "Keep it safe and beware of the specter."
"What specter?" Timmy questioned. "And why are you giving this to ME?"
"I don't know." Jorgen shrugged. "You seem like the kind of person who would be the protagonist around here. Oh, is that an inn?"
When Jorgen left for Cosmo and Wanda's inn, Timmy frowned in disbelief and thunder clapped as it began to rain hard.
Once Timmy and Poof were back in the inn, they were telling Cosmo and Wanda about what happened while Jorgen was sitting at one of the tables having rum.
"He gave you this parchment?" Wanda asked after hearing what Timmy told her.
"Yeah," Timmy replied. "I'm not too sure what it is though, but he told me a bunch of other weird stuff too."
Cosmo gasped. "What if he's warning about pirates that are attacking, and who want to feed us to sharks?"
Wanda and Timmy glared at him in disbelief.
"Oh please," Timmy scoffed. "Besides, he said 'beware of the specter', not pirates."
But then, they suddenly hear a loud noise along with a clap of thunder, and they turn to see their door had been broken down by a shadowy figure with spiky hair. Then, their windows break as more strangers began to come in.
"Run!" Wanda shouted as she and the boys began to run away from whoever was attacking.
As dark pink ecto-beams began to fire, and the strange figures who entered the inn and started to destroy everything, Jorgen just sat there with a blank look as he dully said, "I warned him."
Outside, Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, and Poof had run away from the inn just as it was set on fire. 'So, Tim left with his parents and brother after their inn was destroyed.' Timmy narrated. 'Now they decided to head someplace safe where they can stay for awhile.'
Back in the real world, Jimmy, Tak, and SpongeBob all sat there as they anxiously listened to the story.
"That's terrible how Tim Hawkins's parents got their inn destroyed." Tak said.
"Yeah, it is." Danny, who was now sitting upright, said. "But at least they got each other." He said with a sudden big smile.
The others stared at him until SpongeBob laughed. "That's true, Danny. I was just about to say that too."
"By the way, Danny," Jimmy was saying. "I see your muscle-loss has worn off now."
"Yeah," Danny nodded. "I felt like a ragdoll. But, I'm so HAPPY I'm able to move again and listen to Timmy's exciting story."
Timmy got a weird look as he asked, "Danny… Are you feeling alright?"
Danny chuckled with a huge grin. "Of course I'm alright. Why wouldn't I be, silly?"
"You're acting like a certain someone we know." Tak said, pointing next to him where SpongeBob was.
"Who?" SpongeBob wondered.
Then Jimmy realized something, "Wait, didn't the bottle of fairy medicine say that one of the side-effects was 'constant bliss'?"
"Oh yeah," Timmy nodded. "That explains why Danny's acting like human SpongeBob."
"Oh man," Danny groaned in frustration. "I can't believe I'm actually being forcibly happy." But then he smiled and got cheery again. "But on the bright side, I can actually move my limbs again. Plus that fairy medicine is making me feel all better, and what's better than a great story told by my friend, Timmy?"
"Uh, Timmy?" Jimmy began saying. "Maybe you should continue with the story."
"Yeah!" Danny excitedly agreed. "I REALLY wanna know what happens next."
"Me too, me too!" SpongeBob also said.
"Me too!"
"Okay, okay!" Timmy shouted over Danny and SpongeBob. "Alright, let's see…'Tim Hawkins and his family went into town and found a place to stay'."
In the middle of town, Timmy and his family were in a large building sitting in the living room.
'Soon, the awesome Tim Hawkins and his family went to his not-as-awesome friend's place to figure out what had happened.' Timmy narrated.
Then, Tak came out from another room, wearing a jacket, loin cloth, hat, and boots, and was holding a tray of drinks he brought for them. "Your place was attacked by pirates?"
"That's right, Tak." Wanda said with a sad look. "They destroyed everything."
"Even the house that held everything." Cosmo added.
Tak placed the tray on a table and thought, "Well, I'm sure it's nothing a little repair couldn't fix."
"But, Tak, we can't afford to get the whole place fixed." Wanda mentioned.
"We can barely afford to keep the place intact." Cosmo added.
"If only there was a way to make money fast."
"Wait!" Timmy began saying, "Before all that happened, some guy gave me this." He held out the rolled out parchment and Tak took it.
Tak took the string off of it and unrolled it to see what was inside. When he started reading it, he got a shocked look. "It can't be."
"What? What?" Timmy asked, as he looked over Tak's shoulder.
It was a treasure map, leading to a large island. Tak explained, "This is a treasure map to Captain ZIM's hidden treasure."
"No way!" Timmy said excitedly.
"What is this hidden treasure?" Wanda asked.
Tak explained, "Long ago, a pirate captain named ZIM hid large amounts of treasure on a faraway island called the 'Isle of the Hidden Treasure'. No one has ever been able to find it especially since the map has been hidden for centuries. But now that the map has been found, anyone can find it."
"Tak, that's it." Timmy smiled. "Using the map, I can go find the treasure; and with the treasure, we can afford to fix the inn."
"Tim, you can't do that." Wanda sternly said. "It could be dangerous."
"I have no choice, Mom" Timmy replied. "Getting that treasure is the only way we'd be able to fix everything and get the money we need."
"Well…"
"Go for it, Tim!" Cosmo prompted. "Go get us treasure and any other goods we need." Then he turned to Wanda, who was staring. "He is volunteering after all."
"Oh, all right." Wanda finally said. "But you gotta go with Tak. I'd feel a lot better if you were with someone older and more responsible."
Tak and Timmy stared at each other until they both nodded with a grin and said, "Deal."
As Poof stared at Timmy and Tak give a cheer, Timmy's voice continued to narrate, 'They planned to rent a ship and head out for sea to search for the mysterious Isle of the Hidden Treasure. But would finding that treasure be as easy as it sounded?'