A/N: If you follow me on tumblr (sextonhardcastlex/fyeahlonghairedchristian) you will be fully aware of how this story came about.
Christian was studying himself in the full length mirror that he had in the bathroom of his Floridian home. He did several little times, and looked at his reflection in several different angles. Something about his appearance just wasn't right... Everything about him just seemed so... boring. He turned with his side to the mirror and he smoothed down his shirt. Then he turned back around, fully facing the mirror and he let out a sigh, what could he change about himself? He didn't want to do anything drastic to destroy the sexy beast that he was... then again, anything and everything would look good on Jason Reso. He laughed at his own doubts about himself, then continued to try and think of something that he could change.
Different style? He imagine himself in a variety of different outfits, but the only style that seemed to fit him, was the style that he had now. He did look damn good in the 'punk rocker' style though; his ass was suited for leather pants. But Jay didn't want to be a punk, he felt above attitude? Nah, he loved the person he was, and everyone else did too; He wouldn't want to change a good thing, would he? No, of course not. Christian almost felt hopeless with trying to figure out what he could possibly change. He was just so perfect already, and he really didn't think there was any changing to perfection.
He hung his head, completely disappointed with himself. He needed a change, but he didn't know how to change. He placed his face in his hands, and he rubbed his face in an attempt to let him think. He then dropped one hand to his side, and he took his other hand and slipped his finger through his hair. Suddenly, an idea came to his mind, and a huge smile spread across his face. He knew exactly what to change; he new exactly how to make perfection more perfect.
~3 Months Later~
Adam, Jeff, and Matt were all sitting backstage in a dead silence. They hadn't seen, or heard from Christian in three months and things were getting too weird. It was as if he just fell off the face of the Earth. Adam was going insane without his friend. Christian was the one that made having a friendship with Jeff and Shawn bearable, and without him being here, Adam wasn't sure if he'd be able to handle it much longer.
"Where the fuck is Jason?" Adam finally exploded, calling Christian by his real name. "A human being just can't all off the face of the Earth without saying something. Especially with not telling me. I mean, I'm me."
Jeff snorted, "Maybe you're the reason he left, Captain Conceded." Jeff was about to start laughing at his own lame joke, but before he could, the back of Matt's hand connected with Jeff's chest.
"Shut it, Jeffro," Matt warned his kid brother. He didn't want Jeff doing anything that could worsen Adams already foul mood. Jeff rubbed his chest and muttered quietly about how much of an asshole Matt was. Matt rolled his eyes and ignored the younger Hardy. "Did you check his house?" Matt asked.
Adam gave Matt a disgusted look, "Of course I did Hardy. Do you think that I'm that much of a moron that I wouldn't check there?"
"No need to get pissy, Captain Conceded," Matt mumbled loudly enough for everyone to here.
Jeff giggled, then raised his hand near Matts face. "I REQUEST THE HIGHEST OF FIVES!" He shouted right in Matt's ear. Matt tapped his hand lightly, knowing that there was no way of avoiding this high five, and Jeff danced around.
"Matt, if you don't control your brother he'll fall off the face of the Earth just like Jay did," Adam warned with a twisted look in his eye. It was almost certain that Adam had reached the point of insanity.
Jeff stopped dancing, and he dropped his arms down to his sides. Then slowly, step by step, be backed further away from Adam, and closer to the wall behind him. "Adam, what are you insinuating...?" Finally, Jeff's back met the wall and he relaxed a little. Slowly, everything became clear. "Adam, did you kill Jay?" Jeff whispered.
Adam just starred at Jeff, then looked over at Matt, then back at Jeff. Both Matt and Adam started laughing hysterically, which deepened Jeffs fear. What the hell was going on? "So what if I did Jeff? And so what if Matt helped me? And so what if you're next!" Matt arose, and he and Adam started speed walking toward Jeff. He let out a loud shrill of a scream, then he ran out of the room in a panic. Both Matt and Adam starred at the doorway until they were sure that Jeff was out of sight, then they shared a good laugh.
"That was great dude!" Matt said before laughing some more.
Adam nodded in agreement, "We still have to find Christian though..."
{xxx}
Jeff had been running for a long while, he wasn't sure how he had kept going without falling over and coughing a lung out. But when the fear took him over, it must have given him the ability to run forever without dying. That had to be the only logical explanation. At this point, Jeff was running through the parking lot, he kept glancing back to make sure that Adam and Matt weren't still after him... he wasn't quiet sure what had come over them to make them turn into serial killers, all he knew was that he wasn't taking the chance to become their next victim.
He looked backward for a second too long and his body ended up colliding with someone else. Jeff and who ever he had crashed into hit the hot pavement with a loud THUD! Jeff managed to sit up, and he looked up to whoever he had just crashed into. All he saw was beautiful blonde hair. It was long and flowing and Jeff never wanted to touch something so badly in his life. He watched the person dust themselves off, then the turned back Jeff, "Jeff!" They said.
Jeff just sat there, his mouth agape. This blonde haired beauty was... "C-Christian?" He stuttered. How could someone with such beautiful hair be another male? This just wasn't right.
"What's up dude?" He asked with a smile bright on his face. Before Jeff could answer, it hit him... He quickly jumped up and nearly tackled Christian into a hug. "You're not dead!" He screamed delightedly as he clung onto him for dear life.
Christian laughed a little, he was more than confused at his point, "Why would you think that I was dead?"
Jeff opened his mouth to explain the whole situation, but he decided to grab Christian's arm and drag him into the arena instead.
"Where are we going Jeff?" Christian finally asked, not even caring that he was being dragged around by the Charismatic Enigma.
Jeff looked down at Christian, and noticed his hair was flowing freely behind him. It just looked so beautiful and blonde... He needed to touch it. No, he needed to bring Christian to Adam so Adam would stop being such an asshole. Christian resisted his urge to touch the beautiful hair, and he kept going, trying his hardest not to look down at his flowing blonde locks. Finally, after a few more moments, they made it to Adam's locker room. Jeff raised his fist to the door, going to knock, but he decided to make his own kind of entrance. He pushed down the door knob quickly then he kicked the door in.
"Hardy!" Adam boomed, "What the fuck are you doing?" He arose and stormed off over in Jeff's direction. Anger was in his eyes like before, but then he looked to under Jeff's arm to see Christian being held in place there. Adam's jaw dropped when he saw his mess of long hair everywhere, "Jay...?" Adam whispered.
Christian smiled, "In the flesh bro." He broke free of Jeff's hold and latched onto his best friend.
Jeff watched this scene from behind Christian's back, his eyes laying on Christian's beautiful hair. He reached his hand out, and went to pat it but someone stopped him.
"Sttttooooopppppp!" Shawn screamed in a slow motion voice, as he ran in slow motion towards Jeff. He was moving so slow that he tripped over his own feet, and he bumped right into Jeff, and they both fell down.
Jeff sat up, and glared at Shawn, "What the fuck, Shawn?" he growled at the Heart Break Kid.
Shawn stood up, then pulled Jeff up to his feet. At this point Adam and Christian had broken apart from each other and they were staring at Shawn and Jeff with confused expressions.
"What the hell is going on?" Adam demanded.
Shawn took a deep breath, "Jay's hair." He said, they looked more confused than ever after he spoke. Shawn sighed, then continued, "Since he just grew out his hair... He has the Sexy-man-long-haired-curse. Everyone's going to be infatuated by it. I went through it, Hunter went through it, and I'm sure you two have been through it already," He explained, pointing to Adam and Jeff.
Adam nodded, "I know exactly what you're talking about... for once in my life." They both turned to Jeff, who was now staring at Christian's hair, resisting the urge to touch it.
"It looks like Jeff is already under the spell..." Shawn told them, shaking his head.
Christian just starred at the three of them, "So you're telling me that just because I grew out my hair, that everyone's going to want my dick?" They nodded, "But my hair was long before and that never happened..."
"That my friend, is because you're hotter now than you were before," Shawn told him.
"I don't know if I should be creeped out, or feel complimented," He admitted, laughing nervously.
"This is not a good thing..." Adam finally said. No, the sexy-man-long-haired-curse wasn't a good thing in the slightest.
"Why? Everyone will want me. I'm down with that!" Christian said, smiling brightly.
Shawn snorted, "You say that now..." he just walked away.
Christian shrugged, this was going to be a good thing... or so he thought.
A/N: So, is this curse good or bad? Review for quicker updates!