A/N: Okay, my attempt to actually write something centered around the challenge from theretard5892 from the forum Fully Combustive Material for the Fanfic Author. I tried making it just dialogue, because I read this one fic that used it really well, but I don't know how mine turned out. Hope you enjoy! :D

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even waxed fruit.

"Ah…"

"What, Al?"

"Oh, nothing, Brother. Just thinking."

"Then why are you chuckling?"

"Well, it's a funny thought."

"So…come on! Tell me."

"Don't be so nosy, Brother!"

"What? I'm your older brother. That's what we do."

"Well, if you must know… I was thinking of that one time."

"Which one time? That time when you tripped and fell, or that time you fell in the river, or that time Winry rejected you—"

"Those weren't funny times!"

"Heh…they were to me."

"That's not nice, Brother! Besides, Winry rejected you too, remember?"

"So what? I've gotten taller now. If I asked her again she wouldn't do that."

"Oh…so go ask her, then!"

"What? No! I'm not saying I like her, I was just suggesting a hypothetical situation—"

"Brother!"

"…You're getting off topic!"

"You're getting red..."

"…Because I'm mad that you got off topic! Now tell me what you were thinking!"

"Not until you admit you like Winry…"

"Dammit! Stop being difficult, Al!"

"Fine…"

"So…what were you thinking about? Out with it!"

"Well…it was that one time—"

"Go on."

"I would if you'd stop interrupting me! That one time, when we were kids, you…heh heh…"

"Grr…this is really stretching it, Al!"

"Sorry, sorry! Haha…it's just…that one time... you…!"

"…"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Stop laughing, Al! Come on! What did I do that makes you laugh so damn hard?"

"You…you…thought…that waxed apple was real! HAHAHA!"

"WHAT? That stupid memory is cracking you up? What the hell, Al!"

"HAHA! But…it was so…you actually…bit it!"

"And it tasted horrible, thank you very much!"

"And you made this…hilarious face… heh heh…"

"Al, you sound like you're having an asthma attack."

"I...think I am, Brother! And then you…"

"Alright, alright! Once upon a time, I messed up. You don't need to rub it in my face."

"But then you bit it again! Like…because you didn't get it the first time! Heehee…"

"I was young! And foolish! So sue me!"

"Ha! And then you—heh heh—got mad at it! At the fruit! You started yelling! At the wax apple! HAHAHA!"

"It deserved it! Tricking poor innocent boys like me! Grr…and it tasted like shit."

"And then Mom…she came…and…hehe…"

"Are we really going into this much detail?"

"Yes! Because she thought you…she started trying to tell you that the apple wouldn't understand, and that you should talk to real people instead! HAHA!"

"What's so funny about that?"

"So…she basically thought you had no friends because you were talking to inanimate objects! HAHA!"

"But we did have friends! We still have friends!"

"Like who? Nobody talked to us at school! Heh heh…waxed apple…"

"Oh, shut up, Al. We had Winry, remember?"

"Heehee…yeah, but she was the only one."

"So? Who needs anyone else? Winry's good enough!"

"Good enough to admit that you like her…?"

"AL!"

A/N: You have to admit, some of those fake foods look really authentic. I'm not quite sure how this turned out... you probably need an awesome sense of humor to laugh at this one. I suppose Al got a bit out of character since he was laughing so much. But I suppose it was one of the really good times he remembered when Ed acted stupid, so that's pretty funny, isn't it? At any rate, I hope this at least made you smile :) Review?