I don't own Naruto...If I did, Sasuke and Sakura would be together, Hinata and Naruto would be married, and Kakashi's mask would've been ripped to shreds

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"You're being ridiculous."

His cold words rang throughout my mind. "The hell I am! What type of businessman goes out all night without telling his goddamn wife?!" I was shaking with rage as I walked towards him.

Like a predator hunting it's prey.

"Uchiha Sasuke, I won't stand for your late nights with the guys! I see the way she looks at you. She's full of lust, Uchiha. She wants you for sex, money, and power. If you'd only listen to me, then-"

"Sakura." I looked into his onyx eyes.

Ebony on Emerald.

"Don't fuck with me, Uchiha."I hissed. I wanted to wring his neck in my hands. "My secretary isn't going to do anything to me." I could merely shout profanites at him until a low chuckle stopped my rant. "Sakura, no matter how many times I tell you that Ino is only my secretary, you won't believe me...what do I have to do to make you understand?" "Fire her" I immediately said, like a child demanding candy. "Pardon?" He raised a slender eyebrow, his hands shoving quickly into his pockets. "You heard me, jackass, fire her! Make her hit the road, become a hobo, I don't give a fuck. Make her leave your business, or that bitch is-"

'Is what, Sakura?" He placed a warm hand on my head. "You and your silly hollow threats. You curse, call people every name imaginable..." Sasuke looked away. "But you never cease to be that kind, loving woman I married-" "Don't get all sentimental on me, Uchiha. You're worse than my parents." He chuckled again, picking up a few papers from his desk. "Then it's settled." "What is?"

"Miss Yamanaka will be fired at exactly 7 AM tomorrow. Happy?"

I grinned, a devious glint in my eyes. "What would you do if I wasn't?"

The same deviousness reared up inside him. Sasuke pointed a slender, perfect finger at me. "Any. Thing. You. Like."

Damn, it's great being a wife.

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Sorry for all the profanity..

hope the Characters don't seem too...crazy.

Specially Sakura.

Sorry for the "bashing" of Ino...but I don't like that girl at all. But, if ya like, I'll bash anyone else for ya. *wink*

Anyhow, I'd like it if you'd review...

I suck, I know.