"I own nothing in this story. Well I just felt like making a comedy."

Vorticia's Interviews

Vorticia, the Kilaak leader, and the Xilian leader were taking interviews of other alien races to improve their strength even greater.

Some passed, some were rejected, some were killed.

"Alright who's first?" Vorticia asked.

"Someone named Kroiga." The Xilian leader said.

A woman dressed in black walked in.

"Hello I'm here for my interview." Kroiga said.

"Wait I remember you." Vorticia said. "Didn't Malik remove you brain and place it in Black Moth's head?" Vorticia said.

"Yes and it took 210 stitches to put it back." Kroiga said. "Afterwards I cut out Malik's brain and replaced it after cutting out his memory of me."

"YOU GO GIRL!" The Kilaak leader said.

Vorticia and the Xilian leader stared at her.

"Sorry." The Kilaak leader said.

After a while the interview was done.

"Very impressive" Vorticia said. "Your in. See us on Saturday" (Aliens don't go by it but Kroiga is human)

"Thank you." Kroiga said before leaving.

"Next." Vorticia called.

Next came in a guy covered with heavy armor and sharp blades. (Shredder)

"Before we start tell me, Do you wear that everywhere you go?" Vorticia asked.

"Pretty much." Shredder replied.

"Guess you never need a can opener." The Xilian leader said.

"Well we really don't need metal blades when we have energy ones and I doubt they would be very effective." the Kilaak leader said.

"Don't hold that as a disadvantage." Shredder said.

"He's right." Vorticia said. "He could be of use against the giant monsters."

"Giant monsters?" Shredder asked.

"Yes why?" Vorticia said.

"How giant?" Shredder asked.

"Smallest one is over 80 feet tall." The Xilian leader said.

"That wasn't in the application." Shredder said.

"Yes it was. We specifically said Kaiju. Kaiju are giant monsters." Vorticia said.

"That's what that meant?" Shredder asked.

"Yes, aren't you Japanese?" The Kilaak leader asked.

"No, my actors and voice actors are of American races." Shredder said. "I'd better leave this isn't my area of experience."

He then left.

"Well that was random." Vorticia said "Next"

Next came in 3 men dressed in White armor. (Stormtrooper)

"Oh no. No no no no." Vorticia said.

"We haven't even done the interview yet" One of the stormtroopers said.

"I don't need to interview ones I already know won't be of any help." Vorticia said.

"What do you mean?" Another asked. "We have a very successful movie series."

"Yes but it's not successful because of you." Vorticia said. "First off you have all that armor and yet you die by a single shot and after all that time you never improved it."

"So?" Another asked.

"Second your ultimate weapon has been destroyed twice. Our ultimate weapon may be defeatable but it's indestructible." Vorticia said.

"So" The same stormtrooper asked.

"Also your leader killed your higher in command and turned to the opposite side." Vorticia said "That sound pretty pitiful."

"So?"The same one asked again but this time in a voice that started to sound upset.

"Finally what's with the terrible aim?" Vorticia asked. "You couldn't hit a target if it was looking at you eye to eye."

The stormtroopers broke out into depression.

"Oh she's right what use are we?" One of them asked

"We lost our friends on the death star, as well as our leader. We can't go on in life." Another said.

"Then why not end it?" The Kilaak leader asked.

"Good idea." The last one said.

They all aimed their blasters at their head but with such bad aim they continued to miss.

Soon the Xilian leader got tired of watching them miss.

"Oh give me that." The he said taking a blaster.

He then shot all three of them to put them out of their misery.

"Such a sad tale." The Kilaak leader said shaking her head.

"Well better clean up the mess." Vorticia said. She then rang a bell and called. "BIOLLANTE! I'VE GOT A SNACK FOR YOU!"

The giant plant monster appeared and devoured the bodies then left.

"Next" Vorticia said.

Then a guy with spiky hair and a orange karate like suit came in. (Goku)

"NO WAY! YOU TAKE HALF A MONTH TO MAKE AN ATTACK! YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS! AND YOU ARE NOT OF EVIL NOW LEAVE!" Vorticia yelled.

Goku's fist glowed but Vorticia then shot fa ray from her palm that turned him into ashes.

"I try to be gentle." Vorticia said.

"Well I'm feeling stiff. Let's take 5." The Xilian leader said.

"I suppose I am getting tense" Vorticia said grabbing her drink.

The strength of her hand caused the glass to shatter.

"The scary part was that glass was guaranteed to be unbreakable." The Kilaak leader said.