Dear readers, I'd like to clear up what this whole group of fanfics is about. It is, as the title states, about Kandacest. This is KandaxHis Clone and only that. Not LaviYuu, Yullen or anything else. We will not be writing those pairings and sticking them in here. So please, don't ask for them, the only reason you're seeing Kanda with anyone else is simply because they help move the fic along. We are sorry for any confusion about this. From now on any fics that feature Lavi or Allen will most likely be threesomes with Yu and Kanda.

Thank you and enjoy your smut.

-Tracer

Because we needed a fight because we ended up...roleplaying? Were we roleplaying? We were making Yu and Kanda have a convo, does that count? Anyway, in the argument Kanda=Me and Yu=Tracer

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"Has anyone told you how good looking you are?" The girl behind the bar at the tavern leaned forward to pat his shoulder, and Kanda knew she was intentionally showing off her chest.

He resisted the urge to injure her in some way and instead tried to stay pleasant. It was difficult to get information when you severely harmed the people you may get information from. He would just have to deal with it for now and take a long shower later. Kanda couldn't stand being touched by people like this.

Instead he just tried to make conversation, mentally wincing when she took her break to walk around the counter and sit next to him, draping herself around him. He managed to coax relevant things out of her concerning the odd events recently by flirting back and even ended up putting a hand on her leg for awhile, stroking it softly causing her to lightly flush.

Kanda nearly gagged.

After her shift was over he walked her outside, declining an invitation to her room and ended up kissing her. She giggled as she walked off and as soon as she was out of sight Kanda spit and walked the opposite direction, near the outskirts of town to the inn he was staying at.

He took a quick shower, disgusted at how unsanitary a place to get clean was, and looked dubiously at the bed, glad he had brought his own blankets. Setting them out he took off his boots, shrugging off his coat as well to put on the rack that was by the door.

Kanda was not at all surprised to see Yu sitting on the bed when he turned back around from hanging his coat. He was slightly surprised by the conversation that followed, though.

"When did you become straight!"

Kanda nearly sighed and instead said, "I'm not straight, I'm Yu-sexual. It's just a past-time. Just like Allen's not gay, he's just a whore."

Yu raised an eyebrow. "Right, because you'll have sex with anyone just for kicks."

"Yes. It's interesting to see how they react," Kanda shrugged. He didn't care about things like that.

"Right, you whore." Yu retorted, a challenging look on his face.

Kanda's eyebrow twitched and he tried to remain calm as he said, "Like you wouldn't do the same thing? Didn't you want to sleep with Allen too?"

Yu crossed his arms over his chest, "Just him, unlike you. Who haven't you fucked here?"

"The only people I've fucked are the ones you know about, and in some cases helped with." Kanda stated, becoming more annoyed by the sentence.

"Sure." Yu said, and Kanda could tell that he didn't believe him.

"Fine, don't believe me. Maybe you're just jealous."

"Me, jealous? About what?" Yu asked.

"Jealous that you're not the only one. That's the reason you want Allen, right? Because I fucked him first." Kanda said, shrugging.

"Che think what you want." Yu said, the tinge of annoyance showing in his voice.

"I will. It's not like anyone can stop me from doing what I want, including you."

"Surprised you have the brain power to do so."

Kanda almost asked what he was talking about before he realized what he meant. He was insulting his intelligence. Again. Just because the bastard had taken his brain didn't mean shit.

"Keep talking like that and you won't have the brain power either," He curled a fist, his knuckles popping, and Yu just looked bored.

"Oh? And what will you do about it?" Yu asked, and it almost sounded as if he was egging him on.

"That is always the hardest question to answer. I see it as if I answer it I actually give them time to be prepared for it. I like it to be more of a surprise." Kanda had been hoping Yu wouldn't ask. It was the stupidest thing he could have said. Everyone knew that if you said that you had no clue what you were doing. Also it had made him say this stupid retort as well.

"In other words you have no idea what you'll do about it."

"Think what you will." Kanda said, cursing up a storm inside his head.

"I'm right and you know it." Yu said, and Kanda could see he was smirking and it made him want to go punch him.

"Whatever. I still think you're jealous." Kanda said lamely.

"And you've run out of things to say." There was a tone of glee in his voice, a knowing that he'd won.

"Who needs words when you can use physical means to 'talk'," Kanda said and almost slapped his hand to his face, barely resisting. He couldn't believe he'd said that. Well, it's not like he could take it back now.

Yu raised an eyebrow. "Can't keep it in your pants, can you?" Sometimes he couldn't believe he was a clone of this guy. "I'm topping, by the way." he said with another smirk and Kanda rolled his eyes.

"Sure," Kanda said, sounding sceptical and Yu rose to the challenge in his voice.

"Yes, I am," He said with a smile and got up, walking slowly so they were face to face. "And there's nothing you can do about it."

With that he reached out, grabbing one hand on Kanda's shoulder and the other pulling one of his hands forward, kissing him. Kanda tried to use the other hand to push him away even though he was responding quite nicely, but Yu had turned them around and before Kanda could shove him he shoved him.

Stumbling back a step from the unexpected force of his release he hit his knees on the bed, sitting down hard. He barely had time for a death glare before Yu attacked him again. He pushed him back on the bed, somehow taking off both of their shirts.

"What are you doing?" Kanda exclaimed, a growl making an appearance at the end.

"I told you what I'm doing unless your minuscule brain capacity has forgotten it already." Yu said, making another jab at him.

Kanda sent him a bland look, "Very funny. Seriously-" he was cut off by Yu devouring his mouth again, forcing in his tongue to swipe around his teeth, and tease at him while putting a hand down Kanda's pants.

Kanda gasped, much to Yu's pleasure, and arched into his hand. Feeling Kanda harden turned him on as well. Yu moved his mouth down to Kanda's collarbone, nibbling on it. Kanda growled, trying to move him a little, and Yu knew exactly what he was trying to do, and his denial of what was going to happen was starting to piss him off.

"Stop that." Yu said, and then he mentally went over what he had just said in his head, realizing how stupid it sounded. "I am doing you and there is nothing you can do about it."

Kanda was too taken aback by the finality in that statement to do anything when Yu took off his pants, leaving him naked.

Not bothering to make it gentle, when was their sex ever gentle?, Yu flipped Kanda over and urged him onto his knees. Once he was up Yu used one hand to grab his erection and the other to twist an arm behind his back, causing his other shoulder and face to hit the bed in a slightly painful manner.

"You..." Kanda growled, "You are going to get it for this."

Yu smirked and rubbed his hand up from Kanda's hip to his sternum and back again, stopping at a couple sensitive spots on the way making him hiss in angry pleasure. Pleasure because it well, felt good, and anger because Yu was doing this to him, was demanding to do this to him.

Reaching into a pocket of the pants he still had on Yu took out a very familiar bottle, setting it aside for a moment while he took off his own pants without giving Kanda time to get up. Finally releasing Kanda's arm he opened the bottle, rubbing a little on his hand before leaning up and over Kanda.

Pressed chest to back Yu smoothed his hand down Kandas side, making him shiver, before wrapping an arm down around his hip and finally closing his hand around his erection. Stroking him slowly Kanda leaned into his hand, his hips moving back to better feel Yu's erection.

Yu smiled as he backed up a little, still stroking Kanda, and put two fingers in, stretching him. He then moved to three fingers, not taking very much time, and used a little more from the bottle to rub on himself before positioning himself. Releasing Kanda's hardness Yu grabbed his hips thrusting in roughly.

Kanda let out a small cry, trying to cover it up with the pillow as he clutched at the sheets. Taking a few deep breathes he tried to relax a little. It hurt, but it wasn't as bad as other things. There was just a little more of the pain on the balance of pain and pleasure. Not that that was necessarily a bad thing in this case. It needed some pain, some anger to cancel out the ridiculous argument that had gotten them into this situation in the first place.

After a couple moments Yu began to move, not bothering to set the pace slow at all. Moving at a quick but steady pace Yu didn't bother to be gentle. He grabbed Kanda's erection again, stroking it in time with their thrusts. This wasn't a competition to see who could last longest; this was just pure need and frustration.

Their moans and pants and soft cries filled the room, and Kanda briefly wondered if they would get another noise complaint, but his thought was interrupted by Yu stroking down roughly as he hit his pleasure spot and Kanda was coming, Yu following a moment after.

After a few minutes Kanda moved, making Yu come out of him, making a face at the soreness and feel of come dripping out of him. Maybe that's why Yu was on bottom more often, he didn't complain as much about that part. Shaking his head Kanda tried to muster up the energy to be pissed at his lover, but couldn't quite do it.

"You were just jealous." Kanda muttered, "Why else would you freak out over one stupid girl and bring up all my other conquests."

Yu glared at him for a moment. "Maybe a little." he mumbled and said, "She is going to pay for touching you."

Kanda chuckled lightly, pleased that he could get Yu to admit to even that much. Settling down to go to sleep he felt Yu curl around him.

Yes, even though his clone pissed him off, he wasn't sure what he would do if he didn't have him around sometimes. Maybe kill everyone. Yu was there though, so things were all right.

For now.

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Extra

"Alessa, what happened to you?" The barkeeper's wife waddled quickly up to look at her bartender and waitress.

"I dunno, some crazy pretty-boy came up and started whispering about how I had touched his lover and was going to pay for it. I don't understand!" Alessa's voice came out slightly nasally with a lisp due to her bruised and maybe broken nose and swollen lip. She had a black eye as well and a small cut on one cheek.

"All right dear, we'll find out who did this, but for now let's go get this looked at!" The barkeeper's wife clucked and walked Alessa into the back room for her to sit down.

Slightly maniacal laughter drifted from a darkened corner in the empty tavern.

"You got what you deserved for touching my property, bitch."

With that Yu disappeared into the darkness, to forever be Kanda's unneeded guardian of virtue.

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End