A is for Albus, the head of the school,

B is for Bella, who makes murder look cool,

C is for Cho, who caught Harry's eye,

D is for Draco, who made people cry,

E is for Errol, who lands with a clang,

F is for Fred, who left school with a bang,

G is for George, who's as funny as Fred,

H is for Harry, with a scar on his head,

I is for Igor, who wasn't too nice,

J is for James, who crossed Voldemort thrice,

K is for Kreacher, who's not to be trusted,

L is for Lockhart, whose secret was busted,

M is for Molly, who knits in December,

N is for Norbert, a pet to remember,

O is for Ollivander, who supplied Harry's wand,

P is for Peter, of whom we are not fond,

Q is for Quirrel, who we liked even less,

R is for Ronald, a wizard at chess,

S is for Snape, who is not what he seems,

T is for Trelawney, who reads things in dreams,

U is for Umbridge, with methods medieval,

V is for Voldemort, the essence of evil,

W is for Weasley, and there's quite a range,

X is for Xenophilius, who's really quite strange,

Y is for Yaxley, with Death Eater friends,

Z is for Zabini, and so the poem ends.