This little ficlet is a what-if type of story for Last Day of My Immortal Life.
Characters (c) Cosgrove Hall Story (c) to me, Steffie
Enjoy ^_^
I Heff Finally Done It!
Dr. Von Goosewing smiled in triumpth. He had finally done it! The vampire was no more. But, why didn't it feel right? The gander noticed that the count didn't transform into ash at all. Why didn't he? He didn't notice the vampire's servants approach him from behind.
"Dr. Von Goosewing, I am afraid you had murdered an innocent fowl." Igor stressed the second-last word with pure venom. Nanny had bawled her eyes out as she hugged the mallard with as much gentleness as she could. She didn't notice Igor as he approached her. The vulture pressed his fore and middle finger against the duck's throat. The gander noticed that despite the fact the butler wore a stoic expression, his eyes shone with tears.
"Igor, vhat do you mean I heff killed an innocent?" Goosewing honked in softness. Worry was evident on his face.
"Dr. Von Goosewing, the young Master had been tranformed in a mere mortal a second before you barged into the ceremony to stop us."
"Vhat?! But, vhy vhas he tranformed into an innocent? He iz a wampire, iz he not?"
"Master Duckula wasn't resurrected the same way as other fowls. He was a vegetarian vampire. Yet, you had killed my poor Duckyboos!" Nanny clucked in anger. Igor was amazed that Nanny's intellect had sneaked up on him again when he least expect it.
"I am sorry. I didn't mean to beingk hurting an innocent. I zhought all wampires are evil! Please forgive me, Gott." Goosewing prayed as he was on his knees. He felt a strong hand rest on his shoulder. He looked up and noticed Igor was in front of him.
"Ah, but have no fear. In just a mere eighty decades I can resurrect Count Duckula to his former glory. But first, maybe I should give you a practical demonstration in the torture chamber why it's unwise to destroy my Master without dealing with myself first?"
Dr. Von Goosewing felt his blood run cold as he realized what Igor had in store for him would make any other torture technique he had used before look like child's play...
The End
Shame, poor Goosewing. I'm so mean to him ;_; Then again, I don't think it's in-character for Igor to let Goosewing get away with destroying his Master...