Author's Note:

For those who re-read this, you may notice subtle changes as I go through and re-edit.

-Prologue-

It was a quiet afternoon, like always in a peculiar and small neighborhood situated in a well watched corner of the world. What was the reason this area was watched well? That would be for no other reason then the famous PROFESSOR MEMBRANE, his own television show, and countless scientific achievements had put this odd Professor in the limelight, along with his two albeit unusual children, Dib and Gaz Membrane. The world had noticed of these two children Dib more than his sister, as he was the more insane of the two, claiming the existence of aliens and ghosts, and robots who dressed as dogs. Who couldn't notice him? Especially when his younger sister Gaz only seemed to just sit in the background and play her video games silently.

But even those who claim to long for solitude, crave attention and notice, just like every one else.

-Chapter One-

"SUCESS!" Zim - an Irken who had been 'assigned' to 'invade' earth - cried as he crashed through the blue front door of his small green house. His black wig ever so slightly askew, and his ruby eyes hidden by a pair of contacts purposed to make it look as if he had blue eyes. He'd been on Earth for several years now, no longer in the worm babies skool, he was now in Hi-skool, claiming to be 17 years of age. Practically an earthanoid adult. Still all the same he was short, not as short as when he first arrived at Earth, truth be told he'd grown at least a foot. but still compared to these other humans he longed to rule over he was nothing.

"GIR! Zim has done it!" The Irken shouted at his trusted robot side kick, who was at the moment was swimming through a bucket of chicken.

"Done whats?" Gir asked as he half surfaced from the bucket covered in grease, and slime.

Zim shuddered at the sight of Gir and his chicken. But soon recovered and returned to his usual posture and stance, his hands placed on his hips. "I have finally infiltrated, the Dib's base. I have placed surveillance units throughout his home. Cleverly disguised. The element of surprise has been taken from him!" Zim broke into a mad laugh and GIR squealed as he resumed his swim through the chicken eating a piece here and there.

"Now to test and see if the surveillance units are functioning properly." Zim said as his eyes narrowed and his voice lowered. He walked towards the blue garbage pail situated by the counter of the kitchen. He jumped in and headed down to the base below.

Once he was down below, he removed his wig and lenses and situated himself in a large moon shaped chair in front of several screens. "COMPUTER! Bring the surveillance units of the Dib human base on screen."

The computer obliged and within seconds every screen in front of Zim had a different image of a different room, of the Membrane house.

"Brilliant!" Zim screamed elated that for once one of his plans may actually work. However he was quickly brought down when he noticed that the house seemed deserted. "Well that sucks." He said under his breath and slumped in his chair. Then he noticed movement in one of the screens. As he looked closer Zim could tell that the movement was caused by the purple haired younger sister, of the Dib.

Gaz. That was her name. But what was she doing? From what Zim could see it just seemed like a strange ritualistic dance, filled with all different manners of punches, kicks, jumps, and stretches. "Well that's just stupid" Zim contemplated aloud but didn't look away and watched as the Gaz creature retrieved a dummy. Zim raised an eyebrow, now what was that for? He was soon answered when Gaz proceeded to kick and punch the stuffing out of the dummy.

Zim watched wide eyed, mouth agape at the strength and speed of this creature. Dumbfounded even more due to the fact that she was one of the few humans who was smaller than Zim. And yet she was capable of this? How could this be?! It was not possible. But he'd just seen it. Zim watched confused and dumbfounded some more as the Gaz creature continued her dance. How was this possible?