Title: Something is going on behind the walls

Category: Humor

Rating: T

Status: one-shot

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Kubo Tite does. I do not make money from writing this story.

Warning: English is not my mother tongue. Please let me know the mistakes I made. (I am bad at phrasal verbs...and grammar...)

Summary: Renji, Jinta and Yoruichi are eavesdropping. Just what is going on in Urahara's laboratory?

Yoruichi had just arrived at the Shoten, when she saw Jinta and Renji eavesdropping at the door of Urahara's laboratory.

"What are you doing?" she asked indignantly.

"Shh. " Jinta said. "If you are noisy we won't hear what is going on in the lab."

"Why? What's going on?" Yoruichi asked quietly as she sneaked to the door like a cat. She was curios.

"We don't know." Renji chuckled. "But there is a very strange discussion behind the door."

Yoruichi leant forward to hear better the sounds from the lab.

"Please, Kurosaki-san." Urahara whined.

"No."

"Pleeassse!"

"I said no."

"Why not?"

"Just no, Hat and Clog."

"You are mean!"

"I'm not mean. You're not the one that has to lie on the cold floor through the whole thing while you're enjoying yourself."

"I can bring a blanket."

"I've told you already, my answer is no!"

"Do you want to do it standing then? I am not picky.'

"Damn, Urahara-san. Don't dare say such things."

"Why not? It would be more comfortable for you that way. You should just simply let me have my way. I have to do the major effort anyway."

"Shit!"

"My, my, Kurosaki-kun. Are you blushing? You are so cute."

"Don't call me cute. Girls are cute."

"Then don't behave like a prudish virgin. So, are you lying down or not?"

"Okay, but don't come close!"

"But then what would be the fun?"

"Shit! Your hands are cold... Wha-What are you doing? Don't pull down my T-shirt!"

"Don't yell! Somebody will hear you."

"I don't care!"

"Okay, I've heard enough!" Yoruichi roared, as she kicked the door furiously. "Kisuke! What do you think you are doing?"

Two stunned faces looked back at her as she stood there. There were electrodes all over Ichigo's head and chest.

"Oh, Yoruichi-san." Urahara began. " I'm so glad you are here. Could you help me convince Kurosaki-kun? He is so stubborn. He doesn't want to participate in my newest Hollowfication experiment. "

"Hey, Hat'n Clog!"