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I wanted to try my hand at a Naruto one shot!

I do not own Naruto so don't sue me! If I did, things would be different.

This is an Kaka/femNaru so be warn!

and please don't grammar kill me! It was late when I looked this over!

I hope you like this! This came to me when I was laying in bed! I have been wanting to do a Kaka/Naru pairing, but i can't take on another story since i already have four active stories. I decided to do an one shot!

One Shot:

Forbidden Prank

It was a beautiful day to train which was what Naruto was doing at that very moment. Her golden locks looked like they were dancing around her as she moved. Her movements were smooth and skillfully performed as if by magic. Her movements were natural and graceful. She looked like an angel that blessed the Earth with her presence. She was truly breathtaking.

All this was visible from a branch, high up in a tree. Kakashi may had been holding a book, but he had in no interest in reading it. He would much rather be watching Naruto, who was always in this thoughts. There was never a time that he was thinking about her.

She would make anything look amazing. The top part of her outfit was the normal navy blue Jounin uniform with half sleeves. Her bottom half was model much like Sakura's outfit when she sixteen, but the colors were navy blue and black instead of pale pink and black. She even made her navy blue knee high open boots look sexy.

She could make any men drool, and in fact, she already had half the village after her. It annoyed Kakashi, who hated the very thought of someone else touching her; however, he didn't have the authority to stop anyone from going after her. However, the positive side, she was still an innocent flower, who was still very much single, much to his pleasure. However, the chances of him being with Naruto wasn't even a possibly. She was still his student, the daughter of his Sensei, the favorite of the Godaime Hokage, who was very protective of her 'daughter.' There was no way in hell that Tsunade would let him date Naruto, when he was thirteen years her senior. It wasn't going to happen. Besides, student-Sensei relations were frowned upon, if not forbidden. He wished it wasn't however. He wished he was allowed to.

"You know it is quite noticeable that you aren't reading that book."

Kakashi didn't have to look around to know who it was. "Hello, Gai."

Gai glanced over to where Kakashi was looking. "You know it is quite visible."

"What is visible?" he asked pretending to look at his book. He wouldn't dare take a look at Naruto, while Gai was standing right next to him. That man saw everything.

"Kakashi, you maybe the famous Copy-Cat Ninja, but everyone knows you like her," he stated glancing over to Naruto, who was pushing her limits. Kakashi didn't say anything. "Just ask her out already. I am sure she would accept."

Kakashi eyed him like he was crazy, before taking a deep breath. "Besides the fact she would say no, you know as well as I do that Student-Sensei relations are frowned upon…" He forced himself to look back at his book, which no longer interested him.

Naruto wiped the sweat off her forehead and started to put her things away. Even when she was a mess, she was still breathtaking. She pushed her bangs behind her ears.

He took a deep breathe trying to relax himself. He never cared this much for a woman before. He wasn't the caring type. His relationships with women, if you would call them that, never lasted more than a night and he never knocked on the same door twice. He didn't need their emotions claims, which he was sure existed for him on some level. Naruto was different and it wasn't that he knew her or anything. He knew women he had relations with…well a few Kunoichi, but he never felt any way connected to them. He just had to look at Naruto to feel something. Kakashi couldn't help but look at her.

"Kakashi," Gai started, "Naruto is no longer your student. There isn't anything to worry about."

Kakashi shook his head wondering if Gai ever thought before he talked. Did he ever think? It was wrong! There was nothing more than that! He wished Gai was right though. All the Jounin could think about was her, naked under him. He could see the curves of her body, the color of her skin, her beautiful cerulean eyes. He could feel the texture of her skin against his. The silver hair jounin's normal thoughts wasn't like this. Yes, he was a pervert and thought about sex all the time, but never did he place a face on the girl. He never was this interested in a girl. He never wanted to be with someone this badly.

"Kakashi."

"Don't start." Kakashi wasn't in the mood to deal with Gai and poof away just as Naruto disappeared.

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It wasn't long before Kakashi spotted Naruto walking through town. It looked like she just gotten some ramen. He shook his head. Maybe, he should try to stay away from her. Maybe that would help him get over her. It was unhealthy to be in an one-sided relationship (if he could call it that). He shook his head. He had some places to be, persons to see and one of those persons was Naruto herself.

Team Seven wanted to get together once in awhile to talk, to remember the old days. Kakashi never really understood why Sakura wanted these meeting considering they always saw each other around the village on the daily bases. It wasn't like they never saw each other.

He shook his head. He was suppose to meet Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto at the bridge in a few minutes, but when was he ever on time? He was never on time and this time wasn't going to be any different. Sure, he wanted to see Naruto, but… He shook his head. He wasn't going to be on time just to show himself that he didn't need her. Instead, he went to the memorial stone to visit her father.

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He spent an hour or so at the Memorial stone, before he made his way to the Bridge. When he got there, someone was missing. It pulled at his heart strings, but he shook his head. He expected her to wait for him, but she didn't, unlike Sasuke and Sakura, who both were very much annoyed.

"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura yelled like she normally did, while Sasuke nodded. He didn't talk much.

"I helped an old lady cross the road," he responded like he normally did. He glanced around looking for Naruto. She could be waiting to prank him or something like she normally did, when he was late. "Where's Naruto?"

"She had to be somewhere and she got sick of waiting," Sakura shrugged. "She said she had things to do. She looked upset about something, but she wouldn't tell us what though." She glanced away.

Sasuke was upset about something, but god only knew what. He muttered something under his breath that Kakashi didn't catch. If he didn't know any better, he would have thought he was mad at him or something. Sasuke was glaring at him; however, Sasuke was always glaring.

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Kakashi took a deep breath as he walked around aimlessly. He couldn't stop thinking about Naruto. Whoever made her upset was going to die a painful death. He would kill them. He didn't care who they were. All he cared about was protecting her and making her happy. He would do anything to make her happy. He didn't care. He just wanted her happy. He shook his head. Stop thinking about her! She isn't someone I can have. It bugged him that he wanted her that much… He loved her, damn it.

He dug his hands into his pockets wondering around the village not really looking for anything. He just wondered about Naruto, kind of hoping to run into her. He needed to see her. Just to see her. He loved looking at that beautiful blonde. He loved everything about that girl, even her pranks. He loved her pranks.

Just then he spotted blonde in the crowd. Right away he knew it to be Naruto and he made his way to her. He was trying to keep his distance but he couldn't. Just couldn't. He wanted to be around her, to hold her. He wanted to pull her into his embrace and kiss her. He wanted to pin her down using his body. He wanted to be the one to protect her and make sure that nothing happens to her. He wanted to share his love with her.

"Yo," he said when got to her.

She turned around and replied, "You were late the other day!" Her cerulean eyes were glaring at him.

"Something came up."

"Something always comes up!" Naruto commented making her way to a less crowded area. "Seriously."

Kakashi rubbed his head. "Well." What could he tell her?

"I haven't seen you around lately. Missions?"

"Yea," he responded with nothing else to say. He was trying to keep his distance, but he was failing miserably at it. He shook his head. He shouldn't be thinking this way about his student. She isn't your student anymore. His brain kept telling him.

"Tsunade asked Sasuke and I to go with her to the Kage Summit in a few days! Can't wait!" She was grinning ear to ear. It brought a smile to his face.

However, inside, he was upset. He wasn't going to see her for a few days…. He knew he was trying to keep his distance, but… What was wrong with him? Maybe, he should distract himself with another woman…. He hadn't been with anyone in a long, long time. All he could think about was Naruto. The only person he wanted to be with was Naruto. "That's great."

"Well, I have to go, Kakashi! See you later!" With that she disappeared.

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He shook his head. He couldn't wait for her to get back. He didn't like the feeling he had when she was away. Urgh! I want to be around her all the time! I want to protect her. To run my hand through her golden locks. He shook his head again. He was worried about her. It was like he knew something was going to happen to her. He couldn't explain how he knew this. He just did.

He took a deep breath and made his way to the Memorial Stone like he normally did. It only took a few minutes for him to get to the stone. Minato, what do you think of me now? Is it wrong for me to love your daughter the way I do? Do you hate me for that? There were times that following the rules killed him, but there was no way that he was going to break them. He already learned what happens when people disobey the rules. His father was a testament to that.

"Kakashi."

Said guy already knew who it was; however, he was confused to why he was there. He had no idea why he came to see him. They barely talked. They hardly saw each other; plus, they didn't even like each other either. The only thing they had in common was Naruto. "Yes, Iruka?"

"You know it is noticeable, don't you?"

Kakashi looked back to Iruka for a second. "What is?"

"Everyone besides Naruto can see it."

"And what is that?" the Copy Cat Ninja asked annoyed.

"You like Naruto," he said plainly. There was no anger in his voice. The only thing that Kakashi could spot was annoyance.

Am I that readable? WTF. He was known for being emotionless but yet everyone seemed able to read him. WTF! What the fuck was going on?

"You should tell her." Yup, Iruka was quite irritated.

Kakashi rotated to face Iruka, who sported a frown at the moment. "And you are telling me this why?"

"She needs to know."

"I am her Sensei. I don't know what you are talking about." Needs? What does he mean by that? Iruka was an older brother to Naruto so to speak. If anyone wanted to get to Naruto, they had to go through him. He wouldn't let just anyone though. If Kakashi didn't know any better, he was sure that Iruka had a list of requirements.

Iruka let out a sigh. "Seriously, you two can be blind!" He shook his head and turned away from Kakashi. "Just ask her out already!" He disappeared before Kakashi could respond already.

He would really like to know how everyone knew that he liked Naruto. If Iruka knew, who else knew? Did he have to hide? Was Tsunade going to kill him?

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He tried to focus on the book in his hands. Damn it! He was failing miserably. He wasn't interested in reading it. It didn't matter what he did; he didn't detain crap. The only thing he wanted was to see was a certain blonde. This is getting out of hand. He shook his head. Maybe, I should… He shook his head again. He kept telling himself that he wouldn't do it, but he couldn't think of anything else to do.

He shook his head and put his book away. He was going to do it. He didn't care anymore. He just needed to do something to get Naruto off his mind. He was going to have sex with some random chick and no matter how illogical it was, he was going to do it. He didn't care what other people said, he was never going to tell Naruto how he felt. There was no chance in hell that they could be together, so why bother her with the burden of knowing how much he loved her. It would be too painful for her. Damn it.

Kakashi disappeared, going to the local bar to pick up some random chick.

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He never really bothered to lock his door. Who would be that stupid to break into his apartment? There were a few traps, but nothing that would 'kill' anyone. They were just warnings: however, if the intruder kept going, there would be major consequences. Hey, it was their fault if they were that stupid. Besides, a locked door wouldn't even stop a ninja; most Ninjas didn't come through the door. Anyway, Kakashi's biggest worry would always be a ninja.

He pushed his door open and disengaged his traps. He didn't want his 'date' (the slut) to die coming into his apartment. He needed her alive for what he was planning to do to her. He pulled her in and lead her across his small apartment. He could get a larger apartment if he wanted to. He had enough money, but in his mind there was no need for it. This apartment was all he needed….well besides Naruto. Kakashi shook his head. Why was he thinking about her now? He was about to have sex with someone else! He wasn't suppose to be thinking about her at a time like this. It wasn't normal, but he just couldn't stop thinking about Naruto. He wished this was her and not just random slut.

He was able to direct the girl to his bed. He had her close her eyes (he didn't want her to see his face). This was where it started to get sticky and dirty. (This isn't for young minds to see.) However, during that time (doing naughty things young minds don't need to see), there were several knocks at the windows (Ninjas didn't use doors damn it!). However, Kakashi had no interest of getting that, especially when he was in a middle of something. He was sure it wasn't too important, considering that the Ninja would just let himself in if it was.

About an hour late, Kakashi pulled himself out of bed and very quickly showed the girl out. She barely had enough time to get dressed before he shoved on her ass out of his apartment. He didn't cuddle after he had sex. It was just sex to him so why should he sit around with a girl he had no interest in. He only cuddle with a girl that he loved, and at that moment in time, he only loved one person.

As soon as he got out of the shower, there was another knock at his window. What the hell? Who wants to talk to me that bad? What is going on? He run his fingers through his wet hair. "I am coming," he muttered, pulling open his shades. The second he opened his window, Sakura jumped right in. "What?" he asked annoyed.

"Where have you been? I have been knocking at your window for hours…well not hours, but you know what I mean!" She looked around the room as if she was looking for something. A lady perhaps.

"What is so important?" Kakashi asked.

"It's Naruto! There was an attack at the Summit! All of the Kages are fine, but…" She shook her head. Tears fell from eyes.

"What happened to Naruto?" He felt his heart dropped. He didn't know what he would do if something were to happen to Naruto. He loved her damn it…. He wanted to hit himself. If he wasn't trying to forget her, he could have been there with her. He betrayed her. Damn it! If anything were to happen to her, he would blame himself.

"She's in a coma and the doctors don't know if she will come out of it! They won't even let me help! I am an medical Kunoichi for crying out loud. A damn good one at that! But they won't let me examine her! I could help!" she cried, falling to her knees.

Kakashi would have tried to comfort her, but he was useless in these kind of situations. "Lets go," he said jumping out of his window.

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He got to the Hospital in no time and the nurses showed him to the room right away. It was like they were waiting for him or something. He wasn't going to question it or anything. He opened the door and walked in to find Tsunade leaning against the back wall looking over Naruto. There were a few tears in her eyes. "Hello, Kakashi," she greeted.

"Hello, Hokage," he greeted back wondering why he and Tsunade were the only one in the room. He knew her friends wouldn't want to leave Naruto in a time like this. He glanced over to Naruto and stopped breathing for awhile. Her golden hair was a mess. She was scratched up and she was covered in medical type. What happen to her? He was going to kill the bastard, who did this to her!

"The guy who did this is already died." Kakashi didn't look back. He barely heard what she was saying. He was too focused on Naruto. "Lets just say Gaara and Sasuke weren't too happy when some missing shinobi wounded her."

Kakashi felt his whole body shake… Well besides the fact that he knew they both wanted Naruto and had a chance of being with her, he hated to see her like this. He walked to her side and felt a desire to touch her. To run his fingers along her arm. He never wanted to leave her side.

"Tell her you love her, you idiot."

Kakashi pivoted and stared into Tsunade's auburn eyes. "What?" His surprise was present in his voice. Am that I that damn readable? WTF.

"Everyone knows you love her, damn it! It's visible in your eye! I can see how much you love her! Tell her damn it!"

"Even if that was true, it wouldn't help her now," Kakashi said being stoic. It would be bad for him to admit how he felt in front of Tsunade. There would surely be consequences if he told her.

"DAMN IT, Kakashi. I order you to tell her!"

"I will be only telling her a lie. You should know better than that, Hokage. Emotions aren't fitting for a Shinobi," he lied. He loved her damn it! He wanted to be with her. He just couldn't. It wouldn't be fair. He was thirteen years her senior.

Tsunade never looked that angry before in her life. It looked like she wanted to kill him. "Mark my words, Kakashi, I know you love her. Horrible things will happen if you don't tell her the truth!" She hissed.

"I am telling the truth. She's my student and I care for her as my Student. Just like Sasuke and Sakura."

"DAMN IT! WHY ARE YOU DENYING IT!"

Kakashi returned his graze to Naruto, who seemed to be getting worse. Her heart beat was higher and it looked like she was breathing harder. He heard the door slam behind him as Tsunade left. I am sorry, Tsunade. I can't tell her. It wouldn't do anyone any good. There is no chance for us. He sat down at the window not daring to look at Naruto. Tears threatened to fall.

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For the next few weeks there hasn't been any change. She was still in a coma, but there were a few times that it looked like she would wake up. Kakashi, however, cut down on his visits, considering he was getting weird looks from everyone and he didn't need people to finding out about his feelings, even though it seemed like the whole village already knew about his damn feelings.

It seemed to him even Sasuke and Sakura knew as they dropped random hints; however, the Uchiha seemed very angry whenever he did it. He did like Naruto in all. He shook his head. He didn't want to start a war but that was what it seemed to be going on. Was it him or was everyone against him? He shook his head. He couldn't deal with this, but what could he say? Why were they pushing him to tell Naruto how he felt? Did they just want to poke fun? Did they forget Student/Sensei's relations were forbidden?

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It almost been a month and Naruto was still in a coma and it killed him. He didn't know if he could make it. He needed to see her smile again. He needed her, damn it. He shook his head. What was happening to him?

Fuck this! He made up her mind. He was going to tell her! No one would ever going to know. Heck, she probably wouldn't hear him say it, but he had to tell her. That way, everyone would get off his back. Why were they bugging him about it anyway? How the fuck did they know? He hated being readable, damn it.

He made his way to the hospital. Was it him or was the hallways so much shorter than normal? He made it to her hospital room in no time. He pushed the door open and walked to the girl's bed. He pulled a stool to her bed side and took a sit. A few seconds went by. He shifted in his seat…a few more seconds. He shifted again. Why was it so hard to tell her that he loved her?

He stared at her. She seemed to be in perfect shape beside the fact she was in a coma. She had an nice tan color as well. She looked like she has been working out, even though she had been in a comma for about a month. Her heart beat was a little high and she had a rosy color in her cheeks. It was like she was blushing for some reason. She was already like this when he came to visit her. He reached for her hand, which was warm. Is me or did her face get redder?… I am just imaging it.

"Naruto,…" He closed his eye for a second trying to remind calm. "Naruto, I don't know if you can hear me or not. Everyone misses you. They wanted their loud mouth back," he paused. That isn't what you are suppose to tell her. He looked at her trying to remain calm. Freaking out wouldn't be a good thing. It wouldn't do anyone any good. "I don't know how to tell you this," he uttered.

He never felt this weak before. For god sake, he was the Copy Cat Ninja, known in bingo books. He wasn't weak. He became a Jounin when he was 13. He was in Anbu Black Ops. for crying out loud. That wasn't an easy thing to do. Why was it so hard to tell the woman that he loved that he loved her? Just say it!

"I…I love you. I have been in love with you for some time now. I tried to keep my distance. I try to make myself forget you, but I can't. You see student/Sensei relations are frowned upon. No one needed that," he paused, taking in a deep breath. "I need you." He closed his eye. His heart was racing like he expected her to respond. She couldn't she was in a coma. People didn't respond when they were in a coma. He was about to pull away when he felt her hand tighten around his. What the hell! He turned to face Naruto, only to find her looking at him with a smile on her face. Her beautiful face was bright red. "Naruto?"

"I…I love you, too," she whispered, still flushed. She turned away unsure to what to say next. She hadn't been in a relationship before. She didn't know how they worked.

Kakashi, in an instance, was sitting next to her on the bed. He knew it was wrong, but he couldn't help himself. He gently placed his hands on her face and turned her to face him. Not even bothering to tell her to close his eyes, he took down his mask and captured her lips with his. "I love you," he said. He waited so long to say it that he just wanted to say it over and over again. "I love you."

"I love you, too." She drove into his arms which shocked him, since he wasn't expecting her to be with comfortable with him.

He run his hand through his hair like he wanted to do so many times. Something doesn't make sense here? "So? How did you wake up at the same time I told you I love you?" he asked, eyeing her.

She pulled out of his embrace and looked away. There was a bright pink blush on her face. "…I was never in a comma…" she whispered, hardly understandable.

You could have knocked Kakashi over with a stick. "What?"

Naruto looked out the window. "I did get hurt and stuff. I was only out for a couple days…. When I came to, Tsunade and Gaara was talking about something by my bed side…," she paused. She took the chance to look to Kakashi, who didn't have his mask on. "Tsunade had an evil look in her eye as did Gaara. 'I have a plan,' she says. I was like 'um okay, what?' 'It is quite visible Kakashi likes you! Gaara and I came up with a plan for him to admit it!' I kept telling them that you would never like me. I know the kind of women you bring home and I am not like them! 'He would never want to be with me.' I told them."

Kakashi flinched. The only reason why he brought women like that home was to make him forget about Naruto, but it didn't work. He pulled her to him and kissed her passively. "I want you and only you. I don't want anyone else."

"I know that now." She shook her head. "It was a prank. They told me they wanted me to pretend to be in a coma and they hoped that you would admit to me then, when you feared that I was gone forever. I heard everything that was said around me, but I wasn't allowed to wake up until you admitted it. I said you wouldn't ever, so there wouldn't be any reason for me to do so!"

Kakashi reached for her hand and held it tight.

"I was going to give up, but then you came in here and told me you love me… I couldn't be more happy," she smiled. "I am sorry. I know this prank must have hurt you."

He kissed her again. "It did, but in the end, I am glad you so it's okay!" He kissed her again, knowing that his relationship was no longer forbidden. No Hokage or Kazekage would have gone that far to get two people together, if the relationship was forbidden. "Did you stay in bed the whole time?" Naruto a month in bed? No way!

"Nope, I was on Anbu duty when you weren't here. No one knew. I was given a new mask and name for the time being so no one would know."

"So who all knew about this?" he asked curious.

She smiled. "Just Tsunade, Gaara, Iruka, and the medical Staff." Kakashi laughed. "What?" she asked looking at him weird.

"Payback."

"Wait….what?"

"You pulled a prank on me. It is only fair for me to get you back!"

"WAIT, NO! It wasn't my idea! Blame Tsunade and Gaara!"

"I think I will tell all of your friends about this and see what they think about you playing them." Kakashi smirked while pulling up his mask.

"You wouldn't! They would kill me for making them think I was dying!"

"Payback for making me worry, Love," Kakashi grinned. He was going to have so much fun with his Naruto. Yea that was right, his Naruto.

"NO!" And the chase was one. Kakashi disappeared, but Naruto wasn't too far behind. She would chase him until the end of the earth to make sure he didn't tell on her! This was going to be fun…where is the popcorn?

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If i get enough reviews, I might do this one shot from Naruto's POV and see what she goes through.

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