Hey peoples, ShinobiGama here again with another fic! Dont worry tho (for those of you who do care) I am by no mean abandoning Shadow of the King, I just have hit a major wall on how to proceed ( plus i promised myself i wouldnt update that till it reached 15 reviews, only 2 left!). Anyway, this was a andom idea that popped into my head that was simply too good to pass up. this purely a crack fic with some seriousness and other shit thrown in here and there, but its definately here for laughs! Now here is Riku from The Santori Chronicals to do the disclaimer!

Riku: YOSHHH! ok dudes and dudettes! SG does not own Naruto or Pokemon at all! Not one i-i-ioet---screw it- one bit! Gotta dash! Pretty girls just finished gym class!

SG: Shit, well...sorry girls. Anyway without further Ado

Naruto, I Choose You!

"Pokeball go!" Normal Dialogue

'Shit! a Poke ball' Thoughts

"Muahah take that you little shits!" Demon or power mode

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The Valley of the End

So much had happened in this historic battle ground.

The First Hokage, Senju Hashirama had fought against the immortal and former patriarch of the Uchiha clan, Madara, in this place.

The battle was said to be so fierce that the jutsus that they used carved the landscape and gave birth to the very same waterfall that the valley was famous for.

The clash of Earth, Water, and Fire from a century back had set the stage for another battle that in terms of sheer will and strength put it in contest with the one of the two greatest shinobi of all time.

Only this time it was two genin, both charged with not only the willpower to complete their goals, but the sinister chakra of malevolent beings as well.

Uzumaki Naruto stood beneath the statue of the founding Hokage, his eyes slit and blood red and staring at the man he considered to be his best friend, and even his brother. His body felt hot as the Demon Lord Kyuubi's red chakra formed a cloak in the shape of a long eared fox around him. But this did not matter to him. As long as he could get Sasuke back home to Konoha, he had no qualms using this foul energy.

Across from him, standing under Madara's statue, Uchiha Sasuke had similar thoughts. He would do anything and everything to gain enough power to end his brother's life, even giving his soul to the devil, and his eyes to Orochimaru. But first, he had to get away from the friend who was willing to sacrifice so much for him. He acknowledged that Naruto was indeed a worthy opponent, but when he started drawing on that red chakra…he became a monster. With a grimace Sasuke realized what he had to do. The only way to defeat a monster…is to become one.

Slowly, the black flame marks of the curse seal began to weave together until his skin was a dull gray. His Hair grew and also grayed. A cross shaped scar grew over his nose. Purple chakra began to ooze our of his body. The most noticeable change however would have to be the two large wings that had sprouted from his back. He grinned at his past comrade.

"You're not the only one who is special, Dobe"

He did the necessary hand seals for the Chidori, only this time he pumped it full of the evil energy surrounding him.

"You're coming back to Konoha with me Sasuke! I made a Promise!"

The Fox's chakra began swirling around in his hand as a dark red Rasengan began to form.

Sasuke charged across the water, his giant wing suddenly lifting him from the ground.

Naruto, with one mighty bound, soared to meet Sasuke in the center.

Sasuke's and Naruto's hands both surged forward, thrusting at the other a deadly jutsu. Their voices screamed as one.

"CHIDORI"

"RASENGAN"

Perhaps had Naruto's aim had been better, his attack would have only scratched Sasuke's headband. As it was however, the result was gruesome.

…..Naruto's Rasengan blew Sasuke's head clean off. With no brain to guide it, Sasuke's Chidori arm lashed out uncontrollably….and cleaved Naruto clean in half.

The scene that Kakashi stumbled upon would continue to haunt him till his dying day. Two of his prized students massacred by the other. For the rest of his life he questioned himself and if the fate might have been reversed had he been faster. Alas, this was not the case.

And so at the Valley of the End, best friends and brothers Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke died.

….and yet

This is only the beginning.

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Naruto felt like he was floating.

Through an endless abyss of white he continued to descend, never stopping, never slowing. Slowly his eyes opened.

He did not know for how long he had spent just staring into the space. All he knew was one thing

"…..nehhh, I could really go for some ramen right about now."

Even in death Naruto could not help but be himself.

As his hunger distracted him from the endless white, Naruto began to think about all the events that had led him to this point, the point of no return so to speak.

Naruto noticed a trend that was common in all the bad things that had ever happened to him. An element that had been with him since the fateful day of his birth. The part of him that the villagers hated him for, and the part of him that had killed Sasuke. With a dark expression and a vengeful mind, Naruto uttered but one word

"Kyuubi"

The white melted away until the young Uzumaki found himself in front of the cage which held the source of all his inner evil.

"So…the kit has come to mock me in my final moments, Ho ho ho, well the joke is on you, you pitiful ningen! My time in hell will pass quickly and as soon as I regain all my lost strength I will break free from it once again and terrorize this pathetic world with my power!"

At this statement Naruto became enraged.

"YOU FUCKING FOX! YOU MADE MY LIFE HELL ITSELF AND NOW YOU WILL WALK AWAY BASICALLY WITHOUT ANY PUNISHMENT! MAY KAMI-SAMA TORTURE YOU DURING YOUR TIME IN MAKAI!"

The kyuubi grinned showing off his gleaming fangs.

"I would rather suffer one million millenniums than go through what you soon will. You will regret taking my chakra from me! May you have a pleasant time in your new life young Uzumaki! I will enjoy watching you struggle to retain your sanity!"

Now Naruto was angry AND confused.

"Wait! What do you mean by that??! Whats going to happen to me??"

Naruto noticed that his body began to fade away. As he screamed for answers the last thing he saw was the Kyuubi no Kitsune's laughing visage and the broken words he uttered while the young ninja faded once more into darkness

"..ou w…..erstand…I…ope…..u…pas…the…..ial…f…emons."

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Naruto awoke once more, only this time he appeared to be in a forest of sorts. The trees were incredibly large, easily taking up his entire line of vision. As he looked around he saw that he was not alone. Hanging underneath one of the tree branches was one of the strangest bats he had ever seen.

It was blue

It had no eyes

Its legs were just two simple tails of flesh.

It had a mouth that took up half its head

….and it was talking to him

"..obe. Dobe. Dobe! I know its you! Talk to me dammit!"

Naruto blinked once, then twice, then thrice before he shook his head muttering,

"Weird, that strange bat thing sounded like Sasuke for a sec there, must still be sleepy."

A tic mark appeared on the bat's head

"It IS me you idiot! Because of our stupid fight we both died and turned into these…things! I swear the moment I'm actually able to SEE you I am sharingan-ing your ass into the NEXT next life!"

Naruto burst out laughing. Sasuke became even more angry

Naruto rolled over onto his back as held his paws on his belly

…wait a tic

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………paws?

Frantically Naruto began to take in his own image. He had little dark brown paws for hands and feet! His once beautiful spiky blond locks were replaced by a couple of smooth rolls of red fur he looked behind him to see six small fluffy tails of the same color. He screamed…and screamed…and screamed…and Sasuke-bat winced.

Spying a small pond to his left, Naruto sprinted over to the pond and stared at his reflection. What he saw was a cute little fox face with beady black eyes staring back at him.

Naruto sat back took a calm breath….

And started screaming

As the cute little fox ran around in circles Sasuke pulled his wings up over his ears and muttered four words,

"I hate my life"

Will they be able to be the very best? The best there ever was? Stick around and follow Naruto and Sasuke's journey through this cute dangerous and annoying new world.

To be Continued.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNND CUT! Yosh! haha! Chapter one done! Hope you guys like it! Review even if you didnt, I will not update this unless i want to or i get 5 reviews! Please review people! I thrive on criticsm! I am a MASOCHIST EXTREME!!!!!!!.......yah sorry about that