Damn, I totally forgot the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not not own Naruto! It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

however, i do own a very perverted mind (and so do you're if your reading this!) which made up this story

Sasuke wasn't the type to fall in love.

No Uchiha was. His father and mother married because it was their responsibility, his brother Itachi wasn't planning on marrying at all. Wasn't as in he's dead. So are Sasuke's parents.

They had died in a plane crash when they were flying on their private jet to Suna. Sasuke was 15 then and had the responsibility of the family business handed to him.

And that was why, Sasuke wasn't the type to fall in love.

1, because he had became cold due to his parents death (he was already cold when they were alive but had a bit of humanity in him) and

2, falling in love was a waste of time. He had a million other things to do.

There was another reason. Sasuke was asexual and was not turned on by anyone.

Netherless, he still had the occasional one night stands to vent out what little needs he had. To him, the random girl or guy he slept with were just objects that he had no feeling for whatsoever. They were mere objects that had no face, no name and no meaning to him. He usually had a one night stand once in a couple of months, at the longest a year. Those he slept with were those who had a high social standing and power of some sort; Neji the Vice President of Konoha Corp, Ino – the years top model and another one to add to the list – Sakura Haruno, the fashion designer whose father's money made up for her lack of talent.

Sasuke stiffened at Sakura's attempt to cling on to him on their way up to the 10th floor. He did not like affection of any kind and was only going to touch her when he absolutely had to - after he somehow made himself hard. The girl was pretty enough, with her creamy flawless skin and her green eyes but she was pathetic in his eyes just like every other girl or guy who had begged to be used by him.

The elevator made its way slowly to their destination and Sakura had again tried to latch onto his arm. The door opened and he made his way to the en suite he had checked into with Sakura eagerly following him.

Once inside, Sakura became awkward and started blabbing about her love life.

"Sasuke, you are so much better than him. He won't even do anything with me. All he does is hug and kiss me and not even in a passionate way..." Sasuke droned out the rest of Sakura's whining.

His face was still passive during Sakura's annoying rant. He already knew about Sakura's boyfriend but he still didn't care that he was about to fuck someone else's girlfriend. How someone could be so pathetic as to not even be able to please a leech such as Sakura, was a mystery to him. It didn't matter because Sasuke didn't bother with mysteries. The way of the world didn't make any sense anyway, like why did people like Sakura who were successful and intelligent offering to be degraded by him?

Putting his thoughts aside, Sasuke casually untied his tie and turned to face an already naked Sakura. He undid the first three buttons of his dress shirt, slid of his belt and undid his pants button and zipper and that was it. Sasuke never took off his clothes when he was doing someone, he liked to have as little skin contact as possible. He walked over to Sakura who was now lying on the bed, determined to just get it over and done. Half an hour later he would be walking out of the building already forgetting about the pink haired screaming banshee.

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Naruto Uzumaki paced back and fourth in his living room. Today was his and his girlfriends Sakura's 1 year anniversary together yet he didn't know where she was. He had dropped by to her apartment to pick her up after his afternoon sermon just to find that she wasn't there. He had called her cell phone, her parent's phone and her friends' phone but nobody knew where she was.

Naruto was worried and at the same time sad, they weren't going to make it in time for their reservation at the new, posh restaurant that he had booked as a surprise.

Naruto smiled sadly. Sakura had seemed distant lately and was easily irritated. She had even gone as far as lashing at his masculinity.

(FLASHBACK)

"You're not a chick Naruto! You're the man so be a man!"

Naruto stood dumbstruck. For the last 2 years of knowing Sakura he had always believed her to be innocent and understanding. The girl who was in front of him however was angry for his refusal to sleep with her and showed little understanding of Naruto's beliefs.

"B-but I thought you said you understood and that you also believed in celibacy until marriage? I don't get it Sakura, why have you changed your mind all of a sudden?" Naruto asked puzzled.

Sakura sneered. "Naruto I never believed in celibacy and I thought deep inside you knew that. I also thought that you didn't believe in it either but were just saying it to win me over. I mean, you're a guy for goodness sake, no guy stays celibate." Sakura gave a forced laugh" But it's nearly been a year and you obviously weren't kidding."Sakura left the room leaving a shocked Naruto.

He had known Sakura for a year and they had been together after also for nearly a year but only now he realised he never really knew her. He remembered when they first met.

When he first met her she was to him like everyone else he had just met at his grandad's corporation party. He smiled nicely at her just like he did with everyone, he tried to strike up a polite conversation just like with everyone else and she had snubbed him. Naruto had thought it was rude of her but he shrugged it off when he spotted the dessert stand. Sakura was quickly forgotten along with all the other faces and names that had been introduced to him earlier on.

It had been a big surprise to him later on at another corporate dinner that his grandpa dragged him along to when Sakura shyly told him she liked him. Of course he said yes as he was a very loving guy who never rejected a friendship. A year later Sakura explained that she meant she wanted to be his girlfriend and he was very flattered. After everyone found out, Mr Haruno was very encouraging to the relief of Naruto.

(END FLASHBACK)

And that was how their relationship started.

And this, he finally realised, was how it was going to end.

Sakura was probably going to come to his house and tell him that it was over.

Naruto sighed. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted – erh except for when she suddenly had a personality change.