Boredom

Disclaimer: I do not own Junjou Romantica, but I do own this boredom that is constantly plaguing me -_-;

Yes, very crappy summary. Couldn't come up with anything better.

I was very, very bored today, so I thought ah what the hell I'll go make the characters in Junjou Romantica suffer with me! XD Yes, because I'm just evil that way.

Peanut Butter

Misaki laid his head down on Akihiko's lap, purring contently to himself, his long brown tail swishing back and forth lazily behind him. He moaned as Akihiko began scratching behind his ears. Yes, this was definitely the life. "Hey, Misaki, I'm hungry. What about you?" Akihiko asked, looking down at the neko-boy. The cat ears atop Misaki's head perked up.

"Oh, you're hungry, Usagi-san? I'll go make you something." Misaki said as he got up from his comfortable position on the couch. He walked over into the kitchen and began taking out stuff to make dinner. Akihiko followed him in and started searching for something in the cupboards. "Ah, you don't have to do anything Usagi-san. I'll make dinner; you just go back to the living room." Misaki reassured, trying to usher the man out of the kitchen.

"Ah-ha!" Akihiko exclaimed pulling out a jar from the cupboard and placing it down on the counter. Misaki watched as the older man pulled out a spoon from one of the draws before opening the jar and sticking the spoon in. He withdrew a spoon full of peanut butter and held it up to Misaki's lips.

"W-what?" Misaki asked nervously, not knowing where this was going.

"Eat it." Akihiko said.

"Why?" Misaki asked, eyeing the spoon suspiciously.

"Just eat it." Akihiko repeated. Hesitantly, Misaki opened his mouth and allowed Akihiko to stick the peanut butter in. Immediately after doing it, he regretted it because the peanut butter stuck to the top of his mouth and he couldn't seem to get it to go down. Akihiko smirked and put the spoon on the counter, watching as Misaki struggled with the peanut butter.

"You… bastard…" Misaki spat between licks.

"Hm, I always wanted to try that." Akihiko said. "You're so cute." He smiled, kissing Misaki's tongue as it darted out from his mouth. Akihiko deepened the kiss and licked the remaining peanut butter from the top of Misaki's mouth. Akihiko pulled away and Misaki blushed furiously. "Let's do it again!"

"NO!"

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Nothing

"Hey, Misaki," Akihiko called, causing Misaki to look up from the book he was reading. "Fetch." He said as he threw a toy.

Misaki watched as the toy landed near the staircase then turned back to Akihiko. "I'm a cat you bastard, cats don't play fetch." Misaki deadpanned.

Akihiko pouted. "Then, what do cats do?"

"Nothing; we're lazy." Misaki replied.

"Well, then you won't mind if I do this." Akihiko said smirking as he walked up to the boy.

"D-do what?" Misaki asked nervously. Akihiko sat down beside him and then pulled the boy onto his lap. "AH! What the hell are you doing?!" The man paid no heed to his question and began running his hands up and down Misaki's sides. Misaki purred and pleaded for him to stop. "U-Usagi-san…" Akihiko removed the boy's shirt and ran his hands over Misaki's chest and stomach. "STOP IT, BAKA USAGI!" Misaki screeched as Akihiko tweaked one of his nipples.

"Uh-uh-uh." Akihiko reprimanded. "You're a cat and cats do nothing."

Misaki flailed in his arms. "LET ME GO! I'LL PLAY FETCH WITH YOU, JUST LET ME GO!" He yelled.

"No, I think I like this game much better." Akihiko replied, kissing Misaki's neck.

"GAH! USAGI-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Video Games

"My thing keeps going backwards."

"That's because you're holding the controller the wrong way! It's supposed to be this way."

"Like this?"

"Yes, like that. See that box you just got? Press the cross button to use it."

"What the hell is the cross button?"

"I don't know what's it's called, but it looks like a cross!"

"This thing?"

"Yes, that thing!"

"I don't like my car, it's too slow. I want a different one."

"Not now, we're in the middle of the game!"

"This games no fun." Akihiko huffed. "Let's play a different game." He suggested.

"What game?" Misaki asked, looking over to his lover. He watched as Akihiko went to turn off the Wii and then plugged up the PlayStation 2. Akihiko pulled out a game which was hidden behind the rest that Misaki had never seen before. Then Akihiko put the game in the game console and waited for it to start up. Misaki's jaw dropped as the name of one of Akihiko's BL novels; Junai Romantica popped up across the screen. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS CRAP?!"

"Aikawa gave it to me." Akihiko replied.

Misaki became even more shocked once someone who looked fairly much like him appeared on the screen. "TURN THIS GAME OFF! I REFUSE TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH YOU!"

"Oh, so you would much rather play it out for real?" Akihiko asked.

"Yes, I would-WAIT! NO I WOULDN'T WANT TO PLAY THIS OUT FOR REAL!" Misaki screeched.

"Too, late, you already agreed." Akihiko said, turning off the game. He walked over to Misaki and threw the boy over his shoulder then proceeded to carry him up the stairs.

"WHAT?! WHO AGREED TO THIS?! LET ME GO, YOU DAMN BASTARD!"

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Music

Misaki was doing his daily chores and decided to listen to music while he did them. So, he went upstairs to his bedroom to retrieve the iPod Akihiko had given him for Christmas. He put the earphones in his ears and turned the iPod on before going back downstairs to do the chores.

When Akihiko took a break from writing his latest novel he found Misaki in the kitchen swaying back and forth to the music, oblivious to the man behind him. Akihiko smiled as he watched the boy's hips moved to the music and he felt the need to join him. So, he did.

Akihiko walked up behind the boy and slipped his arms around Misaki's waist, causing the teen to tense. "U-Usagi-san… I-I…" Misaki stuttered, a blush staining his cheeks, embarrassed that he had been caught.

"Shhh… keep dancing." Akihiko whispered, leaning down to kiss the boy's neck. Reluctantly, Misaki continued moving and Akihiko moved with him. The song changed and the tempo was sped up, and Misaki began moving faster.

Akihiko groaned, the feeling of Misaki moving so sensually against him making him feel aroused. He ground his erection against Misaki's backside causing the teen to gasp.

"Ha~ Usagi-san…" Misaki breathed.

Akihiko lifted the boy into his arms and carried him upstairs to their bedroom to do a more erotic dance to their own music.

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Yep, definitely bored out of my mind. Don't ask why Misaki has cat ears and tail; just enjoy the thought of it. That game that Akihiko has really does exist except its called Junjou Romantica not Junai and it has all the couples! Too bad it's all in Japanese TT-TT I would hardly understand anything. Anyway, if you enjoyed these little ficlets, please review!