A: B O P?
Ninja_BringerOfTea has signed on.
Ninja_BringerOfTea: Ah, the young people and their new contraptions.
FistsOfFlame has signed on.
FistsOfFlame: Is that who I think it is?
Ninja_BringerOfTea: Of course, nephew.
FistsOfFlame: You took me seriously?
Ninja_BringerOfTea: When you expressed your discontent at my lack-of-connection with your generation, I felt it best to start on one of these curious social networking sites.
FistsOfFlame: Not that that isn't wonderful, Uncle, but how did you manage to set up an account on here?
Ninja_BringerOfTea: It was not that complicated, nephew.
FistsOfFlame: (accusingly) Aang showed you, didn't he?
Ninja_BringerOfTea: The young Avatar may or may not have assisted me. But that is far from the point, Prince Zuko.
FistsOfFlame: I told you, that title was only for the show. You don't have to call me 'Prince' anymore.
Ninja_BringerOfTea: But it has such a nice ring to it.
Air_Scooter has signed on.
Air_Scooter: H-hey Iroh! Whoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
FistsOfFlame: I knew it.
BoomerangSLICE has signed on.
BoomerangSLICE: Yo, what up Iroh?
IceBlossom has signed on.
Ninja_BringerOfTea: Doing very well, young warrior. And you?
BoomerangSLICE: Chillin'.
IceBlossom: (Raising an eyebrow) I see that those 'learn to be normal' lessons haven't been working for you, Sokka.
BoomerangSLICE: Hey, chickity, just 'cause you ain't cool with the gang don't mean you hafta get all up in my grill, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
IceBlossom: 'The gang' meaning what? You're imaginary friend's 90s School for the Arrogant Dunderheads?
BoomerangSLICE: It's 'School for the Awesome Devils', yo.
FistsOfFlame: Please, Sokka, if you could refrain from the gangster façade, thank you very much.
melonLord has signed on.
BoomerangSLICE: Yo, dude, just keep it cool. I dig ya'.
melonLord: Not again. Are you still at this, Snoozles? 'Pretend You're a Mobster' Month was in January. Last month was 'Pretend You're The Muffin Man'.
BoomerangSLICE: (breaking his act) Aw, I missed it?
Air_Scooter: (surprise) Seriously? And I had a costume and everything!
IceBlossom: (stares)
melonLord: (stares)
Ninja_BringerOfTea: I myself am very much looking forward to July.
FistsOfFlame: Dare I ask…?
Ninja_BringerOfTea: July is 'Pretend You are a Tea Shop Owner' Month.
FistsOfFlame: But you do that every day.
Ninja_BringerOfTea: I, however, will relish the day when I will finally be recognized for my extraordinary efforts to perfect the art of tea making.
BoomerangSLICE: You know, he is pretty good at making tea.
FistsOfFlame: Also pretty good at proverb-izing your ears off.
Ninja_BringerOfTea: That I am, nephew, that I am.
DeadFireNationSoldier#485 has signed on.
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: Dad, you did not seriously get an account on here, did you? I told you, this is my only social solace!
Ninja_BringerOfTea: Which is why I feel it necessary to provide limited monitoring to the website, my son.
FistsOfFlame: Lu Ten?
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: You better believe it, little cousin…anyway, Dad! I'm getting married in two months! Do you really think you need to 'monitor' me anymore? I'm not a little kid, you know. I mean, if you need a little kid, Zuko's a much better pick!
FistsOfFlame: (indignant) Hey!
melonLord: (chuckling) Temper, uncontrollable outbursts, whining…I'd say he's enough of a kid, all right.
FistsOfFlame: Well, look at you, Toph. Sarcasm, maniacal laughter, and…uh, sarcasm! I'd say you're more of a kid than me!
melonLord: Yes, because I'm the one who still sleeps with a Mickey Mouse Nite-Lite.
FistsOfFlame: I haven't used that in forever!!
BoomerangSLICE: 'Forever' as in, not since last night, right?
FistsOfFlame: No!
IceBlossom: (staring pointedly)
FistsOfFlame: Maybe…
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: Case and point.
FacePaint n Fans has signed on.
BoomerangSLICE: Oh crap!
BoomerangSLICE has signed off.
FacePaint n Fans: I knew it!!
IceBlossom: What's going on, Suki?
FacePaint n Fans: (tearful) He's avoiding me!
Air_Scooter: What makes you think that?
FistsOfFlame: Uh, Aang? He said 'Oh crap' and signed off when she got on.
Air_Scooter: Oh…(long pause)…that's why he did that.
IceBlossom: Why is he avoiding you, Suki?
FacePaint n Fans: I don't know! He hasn't talked to me since I confronted him about Yue last week.
Air_Scooter: (genuinely shocked) He's cheating on you?!
FacePaint n Fans: He is? What?
IceBlossom: He is not. At least he better not be. For his own sake.
FistsOfFlame: I sense a threat.
Air_Scooter: Uh, Katara?
IceBlossom: What?
Air_Scooter: What are you planning?
IceBlossom: I'm going to whip some sense into him, that's what.
Air_Scooter: Um, Katara?
IceBlossom: What?
Air_Scooter: You know that your campus is nearly a three hour drive from his apartment, right?
IceBlossom: What's your point?
Air_Scooter: Um, school?
IceBlossom: It's Sunday. I don't have classes until tomorrow.
Air_Scooter: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
IceBlossom: (sighing) What?
Air_Scooter: Can I? PUH-lease?
IceBlossom: Oh-no. I'm not flying with you in that bucket of bolts.
Air_Scooter: Oh, come on! I got my pilot's license last month! It's a good, sturdy, reliable plane. It'll get you here and back in half the time! PLEASE?
IceBlossom: Not a chance.
melonLord: (matter-of-factly) Sweetness, you'd seriously sacrifice hours in traffic when you could be throttling you're brother after a short and sweet flight?
IceBlossom: Fine. (To Aang) There's an airstrip five miles from my dorm…
Air_Scooter: I know it.
IceBlossom: Good. Be there as soon as you can.
Air_Scooter: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
IceBlossom: What??
Air_Scooter: You'll never guess what I named him.
FacePaint n Fans: Who?
Air_Scooter: My plane!
melonLord: What? Appa?
Air_Scooter: (whining) Aw, Toph, I told you not to tell!!
IceBlossom: Appa? No kidding?
Air_Scooter: Yeah. If Toph hadn't ruined the moment…
melonLord: Oh, get over yourself, Airhead, and get to your plane.
Air_Scooter: I also got a cat from the shelter last week. You know what I named her? (challenging) Bet you can't guess, Toph.
melonLord: Momo.
Air_Scooter: No.
melonLord: Liar.
Air_Scooter: (defeated) Monkeyfeathers!
IceBlossom: Just fly, Aang. I'll be at the airstrip in an hour.
Air_Scooter: (dejectedly) Okay.
FacePaint n Fans: I'm going to try calling Sokka again.
IceBlossom: Good idea.
FistsOfFlame: Hey, if all else fails, I'll bring my sister to beat him up.
IceBlossom: As much as I'm angry with him right now, Zuko, I don't think even I would subject him to that kind of torture. Go shopping and appease your cookie-loving sister's wrath.
FistsOfFlame: (sulkily) Just trying to be helpful.
FacePaint n Fans: Thanks for all the effort, guys. I can really count on you.
IceBlossom: Think nothing of it, Girly! I'll be over there as soon as Aang is over here. (clears throat)
Air_Scooter: Oh, right!! On my way!
Air_Scooter has signed off.
melonLord: I'll ride over to Snoozles' place. I can bus-hop. Pre-emptive strike, and that sort of thing.
FacePaint n Fans: Thanks, Toph.
IceBlossom: All right, everyone. That's the plan. After we straighten my brother out, how does dinner sound?
melonLord: What kind of dinner?
IceBlossom: Probably a pizza.
FacePaint n Fans: We could go to my place afterwards. I could rent a couple movies.
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: Sounds good to me.
melonLord: Lu Ten...aren't you supposed to be dead?
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: Hey, Jet and Yue are supposed to be dead, too. But he's still a girl-hopper and she's cheating with Sokka on Suki. So you shouldn't be surprised.
melonLord: Eh, point taken.
IceBlossom: Pizza and movies sound good to me. I'll text Aang to let him know before he lifts off. See you guys later.
FacePaint n Fans: Will do.
IceBlossom has signed off.
FacePaint n Fans has signed off.
Ninja_BringerOfTea: Well, I suppose I must go back to managing my tea shop. Until later.
melonLord: I'm on my way, too. Talk to ya'll later.
Ninja_BringerOfTea has signed off.
melonLord has signed off.
FistsOfFlame: THANK YOU!
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: Amen, brother. How about you and I have a mini-bachelor's party? My place at seven?
FistsOfFlame: I'm there. Mai's been a little clingy lately.
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: I hear ya. Let's get away from the girls tonight. How old are you?
FistsOfFlame: Old enough. Got any beer?
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: You betcha, buddy. Always.
FistsOfFlame: Let's do this, then.
DeadFireNationSoldier#485: Agreed.
Your Session Has Time Out. Please consult melonLord if you wish to be allowed to return to this site.
melonLord: !!!!
A/N: Thus ends the AMing series. Good, Bad, or Ugly? All three?
Thank you to all who have stayed with me over the course of this fic, despite my utter randomness and lawlessness. I am considering doing a couple prose stories to fill in the gaps of this fic. Please review or PM me with your opinions.
Also, on another note, my reviewer-generated fanfiction story entitled Shorties has gotten absolutely no requests for the past few months. If any of you would like to suggest something, I would love to hear anything you've got.