I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

First Date

Naruto: Ah, this sucks. I did all that work just to have people afraid of me again. At least it's just the girls.

Naruto looks around at the girls that wanted to speak to him but were too afraid to. They weren't afraid of him but of the consequences brought on by talking to him. Flashback, the Cherry Bombs were having a meeting with all of the females in the village that might me interested in Naruto in any way.

Sakura: If any of you even hear Naruto again, we'll hunt you down like a thing. Thank you for coming.

End flashback, Naruto was on the way to meet Karin for the date he owed her. She was waiting at for him in front of the hokage's mansion since it was the only building she knew how to get to without help.

Karin: I'm going to blow him away.

She pushes her glasses back up as she blushes with a dubious smile.

Karin: I can't wait.

Naruto: Hey, Karin.

He catches her off guard as she was lost in thought.

Karin: Oh, hey, Naruto. So, I was thinking about checking out your apartment.

Naruto: Really? I don't think the other girls would appreciate that.

Karin: I won't tell them if you don't.

Naruto: It doesn't matter 'cuz I can pretty much guarantee that Hinata's watching us with her byakugan, that guy over there is actually Ino in a transformation jutsu.

They look at the man Naruto was pointing at as he fails to act like he wasn't watching them.

Naruto: Tenten is in that tree waiting to hit you with something if you get too close to me and Sakura is standing right next to you.

Karin's surprised to find that Sakura was actually standing next to her.

Sakura: Hello.

Karin: What the fuck, Sakura?

Sakura: You didn't think that we'd let you get you slimy hands on Naruto, did you?

Naruto: Alright, everybody come here.

In an instance, all of the girls appear in a puff of smoke.

Naruto: Weren't you two already here?

Karin: We're working on making an entrance.

He notices that they were, in fact, striking a group pose, Tenten was on the left and was licking her sword in a seductive manner with her back to them, next to her was Ino who was behind Sakura and reaching around with her hands in the pattern her clan used for their Mind Transfer Jutsu in front of Sakura's vagina while she was tightening her gloves, next Hinata had her byakugan activated and sneering like a man-eater type woman with her jacket open exposing her body mesh and ample breasts, and Karin had her back to them while she was holding her hips and biting her lip suggestively.

Sakura: What do you think?

Naruto: I'll tell you right now, it's hot but it needs a little work. Anyway, I called you five here 'cuz I can see this is going to cause problems.

Ino: That's right.

Naruto: Really?

Ino: Yeah, you four need to get on with your lives and find someone else because Naruto and I are happy together.

She walks over and hugs him.

Ino: We can remain teammates.

Sakura: Get your hooves off of him!

Sakura grabs Ino and pulls her away.

Hinata: Well, what do you suggest, Naruto?

Naruto: How the hell should I know? I'm not the one fighting over me.

Tenten: Well, you could end all of this.

Naruto: How?

Karin: By picking one of us.

Naruto: Yeah, but that will hurt the other four and I really don't want to do that.

Hinata: Oh, that's why I love you, Naruto. You're so kind.

Naruto: Yeah, I am. Hey, you did say you love me. I guess that does put you in the lead.

Sakura: Hey, I love you, too. I just didn't realize it because I was impaired by douche vision.

Ino: I always loved you.

Sakura: Since when?

Ino: Uh…

Hinata: Well?

Ino: …since the day I was born.

Hinata: What?

Sakura: Get the hell out of here, Hinata was the only one of us born after Naruto.

Ino: Well, that's how much I loved him.

Karin: They're all arguing, now's my chance.

As they argue, Tenten starts to speak to Naruto while she watches the fight.

Tenten: I'm not going to lie to you, Naruto. I was head over heals in love with Neji but he wasn't right for me and despite the lack of time we've spent together, I think you are and I'd like to get to know you better, Naruto. Naruto?

She turns her attention to Naruto to find Karin jamming her tongue down his throat.

Tenten: You fuckin' sneak!

From the words Tenten yelled, the rest of them already knew what the situation was.

Sakura: Get off of him, Karin!

They yank her off of him and tie her up behind them.

Karin: I should be mad, you ruined my date with Naruto.

Hinata: Quiet.

Naruto: Okay, I heard what you said, Tenten. You told me your feelings without lying…

He looks at Ino.

Naruto: …competing…

He looks at Sakura and Hinata.

Naruto: …or mouth raping me.

He looks at Karin who was licking her lips at him.

Naruto: So, you know what? I'm going to go out with you so you can get to know me.

Hinata: Naruto?

Sakura: Her?

Ino: I'm much more fun, Naruto.

Naruto: Don't worry, I'm not choosing. We're just going to get to know each other.

Sakura: Know each other or "know" each other?

Naruto: We're just going to talk.

Hinata: Talk?

Naruto: Talk, that's it.

Ino: Are you sure?

Naruto: I'm sure.

Tenten: Please, I'm not going to fuck him, okay?

Karin: Hey? If you'd be so good as to remember, we we're on a date before you four whores interrupted us.

Naruto: Right, sorry, Tenten. How about tomorrow?

Tenten: Okay, Naruto.

Naruto: Now, could you four do me a favor and let us have this date?

Sakura: Ah, alright.

Hinata: Anything for you, Naruto.

Tenten: Okay.

Ino: Fine, besides, I'll see you tonight anyway.

Sakura: Oh, no you won't. I've got two words for you, slumber party.

Ino: What?

Hinata: Perfect, that we no one can sneak off to Naruto.

Sakura: Right. Bring Karin straight to my house, Naruto.

Naruto: Cool, you gonna untie Karin so we can continue with our date?

They untie her and leave but not before they all hug and kiss him.

Naruto: Okay, where do you want to go?

Karin: I don't know, how about you take me where you usually go?

Naruto: Okay, I can do that.

He doesn't see the devious look on her face as she pushes her glasses upward on her nose.

Karin: Perfect, after he shows me his usual haunts, I'll always know where to find him.

Naruto: Karin?

Karin: Coming, Naruto?

The first place he takes her is to Ichiraku Ramen.

Naruto: Hey, old man.

Teuchi: Hey there, Naruto? Who's your friend?

Naruto: This is Karin, she's new to the village.

Ayame: She's pretty, Naruto.

Karin: Thank you.

Teuchi: So what'll it be?

Naruto: Miso for me.

Teuchi: And for you?

Karin: Uh, I'll have the same.

Teuchi: Coming right up.

Naruto: So, tell me about yourself?

Karin: Uh, well, I used to work for Orochimaru until Sasuke killed him. Then I joined Sasuke to help him find his brother and then Danzo.

Naruto: Really? So, where are you from?

Karin: Uh, here actually.

Naruto: Seriously?

Karin: Yeah, my parents were killed by the Nine Tailed Fox and Orochimaru and apparently the Leaf Village was incredibly shorthanded for the next year so Orochimaru took that opportunity to come to the village for some test subjects and took me and some other children from the orphanage here. That's why I had little trouble joining the village, I'm actually a citizen.

The story strikes a cord within Naruto's mind.

Naruto: That fox has caused so much pain. So, what orphanage were you in?

Karin: The Happy Sunshine Orphanage.

Naruto: You're kidding, that's where I grew up.

Karin: Really?

Naruto: Yeah, I'll tell you right now, there was nothing happy about it. I've got something to tell you, though. Something that may change the way you feel about me.

Karin: I know you have the fox within you.

Naruto: You do?

Karin: Well, I was in the Akatsuki.

Naruto: Oh, yeah. So, you don't hate me?

Karin: Why would I, you didn't do any of that stuff.

Naruto: Wow, I wish you were here when I was growing up.

She blushes.

Karin: Thank you. Now, it's your turn.

Naruto: Well, hell, you know where I've been.

Karin: Before that, all I know is what other people tell me.

Naruto: I'm one hundred percent sure that you know everything.

Karin: Well, I'm still interested.

He tells her his life story and she soaks everything he said up like a sponge until Teuchi serves their ramen. They eat their ramen and he takes her to the training fields where they ran into Lee and Guy.

Lee: How are you today, Naruto?

Guy: Hello, Naruto, life treating you good?

Naruto: Hey, guys.

Lee: Uh, Naruto, who is this?

Naruto: Oh, I'm sorry, Karin meet Might Guy and prized student Rock Lee.

Karin: Hello.

Guy: Hello, young lady, I hope you're enjoying spending your time with one such as Naruto. A shinobi who's youth rival's mine and Lee's.

Lee: I must say, Naruto, you have a knack for making friends.

Guy: That's because he's the epitome of youth, Lee.

Lee: Right, Guy-sensei.

Guy: Now, let us be off, for our training is not yet complete and youth is not going to wait around for us to catch it, Lee.

Lee: Right, Guy-sensei.

They shoot Naruto and Karin their Nice Guy poses complete with destructively shiny teeth then leave.

Karin: What's with those guys?

Naruto: Yeah, they take a little getting used to. Anyway, this is the training field, this is where I come to write in my journal.

She laughs at his joke.

Karin: You know, Naruto. I'm not well versed in taijutsu.

Naruto: Really?

Karin: Yeah, or any jutsu for that matter. I was just a test subject for Orochimaru until I became his assistant and prison guard.

Naruto: Oh.

Karin: Do you mind giving me some pointers?

Naruto: Uh, no, not at all.

Karin: Yes, that's right, Naruto. I don't know any jutsu at all, at least for the next thirty minutes or so.

He gives her some pointers but her efforts to feel, grope, and rub against him don't go unnoticed. He was able to ignore it until he stands behind her to help her with her stance and she acts as if she accidentally rubs her butt on his crotch which makes him erect.

Naruto: Uh, why don't we check out my favorite area to explore?

Karin: Oh, this is it. Sure.

They sit on top of Hokage Rock and watches as the sunsets on the village.

Karin: Well, this is kind of romantic, I guess.

Naruto: So, how do you like the view?

Karin: It's beautiful. So, those four guys down there are the first four hokage's, right?

Naruto: Yeah, the guy next to Grandma is my dad, Minato Namikaze. The Legendary Fourth Hokage.

Karin: So, it looks like you're destined for greatness.

Naruto: I guess.

Her disappointment fades and she begins to enjoy spending time with Naruto as they sit together, she puts his arm around her shoulder.

Naruto: Uh, do you think the other girls will like that?

Karin: We aren't doing anything, let me have this, at least.

Naruto: Okay.

They spend the next hour and a half on hokage rock until he notices what time it is.

Naruto: Hey, we'd better get out of here before the other girls come looking.

They get up and Karin surprises him with a kiss that makes him back away.

Naruto: Whoa.

Karin: What? It's just a good night kiss and I won't get a chance to do this if they're around.

Naruto: Uh, okay.

She kisses him again and he complies.

Naruto: Hey, this feels pretty good, I don't feel violated like when she just took it.

In his enjoyment, he doesn't realize that he was returning the kiss more and more.

Karin: Wow, his tongue can move. I wonder how far I can take this.

Deciding to test the waters, she slides her hands down his pant until she reaches his member and starts to stroke it.

Karin: He's bigger than Sasuke.

Realizing what's happening, he stops and gets some separation.

Naruto: Ok, ok, ok. I think we can go now.

She pouts at him disappointedly.

Naruto: Sorry, but I can't do that to the others.

Karin: Aw, ok.

As he walks her back to Sakura's house, he notices the dejected look on her face.

Naruto: Look, if it was just you, I'd have no problems but like I said earlier, I can't do that to them.

Karin: Why do you have to be so noble?

Naruto: I could be a douche, would you like that?

Karin: No, I've had my fill of those guys.

They arrive at Sakura's house to find the rest of the girls waiting on her.

Naruto: Well, we're here.

Karin: Yeah, good night, Naruto.

She tries to kiss him again.

Cherry Bombs: That's enough.

She sighs and heads over to Sakura's house with the rest.

Naruto: Good night, girls.

Cherry Bombs: Good night, Naruto.

Naruto: See you tomorrow, Tenten.

He goes back to his apartment and gets into his bed clothes, he gets into bed and thinks about everything.

Naruto: This would be great if it wasn't for the pressure the put on me. Either way, it's good to have the dirty looks that come at you come from dirty thoughts instead of fear and hate. I wonder what Tenten is like.

He rolls over and goes to sleep for the night.