Author Note(s): Whee boredom! Brought about the Gambit version of my "3 Rogues Walk Into a Bar!"

I don't own any of the shows.

So, the three Gambits destroyed the bar mentioned in the title due to it's clicheness. Now, they are sitting outside of the rubble, having some alcohol beverages and chatting. And of course, it's going to be over one lady friend.

"Le' Remy guess, Rogue?" 90's Gambit asked.

"Why do ya speak in third person?" Evo Gambit asked.

"Why do you barely sound like a Cajun?" 90's Gambit asked. "At least de crazy, out a' character Gambit sounds like a Cajun." He pointed to the WATXM Gambit who shrugged.

"I s'pose it's just how I am," he said with a smirk. "An' I am not out a' character!"

"Dis Gambit knows cause dis Gambit is the closest to de actually comic book!" 90's Gambit exclaimed. After a little reminding from the author, they returned to the topic they're suppose to be talking about.

"Rogue-chere is the most beautiful anywhere," 90's Gambit said with a nod. "An' she got dat little attitude dat just makes it all de more interestin'."

"My Rogue's got that attitude, but she's not so confident," Evo Gambit replied. He gave a 'heh', thinking about it. "It's kinda cute, y'know? Insecure and stuff. Hidin' behind that goth look."

"I've read up on her file," WATXM Gambit stated. "De fool of writers don't want me ta meet dat angel yet. If she could touch..."

"If only," the two other Cajuns sighed.

"I swear, I bettah be more like myself next season!" WATXM Gambit exclaimed. "Dis is just ridiculous!"

"I agree, mon ami," 90's Gambit said. "It seems every new animated show, Remy's character jus' becomes more an' more out a' character."

"Hey, I'm still a teenager," Evo Gambit commented. "At least, I think I am. They never really touched on my age."

"At leas' he got a legit excuse," 90's Gambit said, jutting a thumb at the younger version. "You, mon ami, you got nothin'." He pointed at WATXM Gambit when he said this. The accused held his hands up defensively.

"I don' got anything to do wid dat," he stated.

"Oh, that's why you seduced that poor girl, oh wait," 90's Gambit stopped. "If dis Remy didn' have Rogue, he mighta done the same thing."

"Oui, me too," Evo Gambit agreed. 90's Gambit gave him a slap on the back.

"Dere! Now de boy startin' ta sound more Cajun!" He exclaimed. Evo Gambit glared at him, annoyed.

"Point being, ya should definitely try to influence the writers," Evo Gambit told WATXM Gambit. "They were going to write me off after my first scene but, they had a look at the cards, if ya know what I mean..."

"Bon! Good idea!" WATXM Gambit exclaimed excitedly.

"Remy'd be glad ta help," 90's Gambit stated, standing up. "He be sick and tired a' dis! He will not be abused anymore!"

"I might take that more seriously if it wasn't in third person," Evo Gambit commented as the three hurried off to Marvel Animation.