+ Warnings: Skateboarding rabbits and... stuff.
+ Disclaimer: I own it not.
+ A/N: I'm going to fucking kill myself trying to get shitloads of things done this week XD The very last question was suggested by Scarlet-rider.
Blitzkrieg Survey
Question 91: Have you ever seen a rabbit skateboarding?
Bryan: What shit was the maker of this survey on?!
Spencer: Imagine that... a rabbit skateboarding...
Tala: That WOULD be a sight to see...
Ian: Can we get a rabbit and train it to use a skateboard? Please?
Kai: No. There are enough animals in this house...
Question 92: When did you pray last?
Spencer: Last night. I prayed for my sanity.
Bryan: That's pointless, dude. Your sanity is LONG gone.
Spencer: Thanks, Bry.
Tala: I don't think I've ever prayed...
Bryan: Me neither. There is no God.
Tala: And if there is, he's really fucking evil.
Ian: I believe in God.
Bryan: What God? The God of porn?
Question 93: What was the last button you pushed?
Tala: I last pushed the full stop button.
Ian: Did you?
Tala: I did. At the end of my answer.
Ian: So you did...
Bryan: Tala, stop being a clever dick.
Tala: It's better to be a clever dick, than a floppy dick, eh Kai?
Kai: It's still 'no', Tala.
Tala: T_T
Question 94: Do you prefer hot tea or iced tea?
Spencer: FEELING HOT, HOT, HOT!
Bryan: =|
Tala: I prefer iced...
Kai: Hot.
Ian: Lukewarm.
Bryan: Coffee.
Tala: Those aren't options.
Bryan: Tough shit.
Question 95: When was the last time you were on a bicycle?
Spencer: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike...
Ian: Tala, he's scaring me 0_o
Tala: What the Hell do you want me to do about him?!
Ian: Anything D=
Kai: Kai Hiwatari does not ride bikes.
Tala: He only rides me *wink*
Question 96: Have you ever donated to charity?
Kai: Unfortunately so.
Ian: UNFORTUNATELY?
Kai: Yes, unfortunately. I don't really have a choice in the matter. The company just decides it's going to give a shitload of my money to charity.
Bryan: I never give money to charity.
Ian: You tight bastard.
Tala: I can imagine he is. He's not had a cock up his arse-
Bryan: You shut up right there.
Question 97: Are you donating your organs?
Bryan: What, like arms and legs?
Tala: No, like your liver and kidneys and shit.
Bryan: There's no way I'm donating my shit! And no one would want my liver. It's so fucked up.
Kai: Like your brain.
Tala: I would give my face to someone else, but I quite like it on me, because it makes me dazzlingly good looking.
Ian: I wouldn't mind donating my testicles.
Bryan: ...
Question 98: What is the last thing you ate?
Tala: Cock. Kai's, to be specific.
Ian: Spencer's gonna kill me, because I kind of ate the carrots...
Spencer: YOU DID WHAT?!
Ian: I, uh, ate the carrots. I'M SORRY! I GOT HUNGRY!
Spencer: YOU ATE THEM RAW?!
Ian: Well, yeah. You can do that, you know.
Spencer: YOU DISGUST ME!
Ian: 0_o
Bryan: Oh, by the way, Spencer, I made chips for me, Tala and Kai with all the potatoes.
Spencer: WHAAAAT?!
Bryan: Heh.
Question 99: Would you date someone 15 years older than you?
Bryan: Why not *shrugs*.
Tala: Kai, are you 15 years older than me?
Kai: No.
Tala: Would you date me if I was 15 years older than you?
Kai: Most probably.
Spencer: Judy Tate's probably about 15 years older than me. Maybe a little older. I'd do her.
Ian: I don't think that counts as dating.
Spencer: Of course it does.
Question 100: Do you own a credit card?
Kai: I own many.
Tala: And I use them all.
Bryan: I've got one of your credit cards, thinking about it, Kai.
Kai: What?!
Ian: So have I.
Kai: WHAT?!
Spencer: And I'll be taking one to pay for all the shopping I've got to do, because you ate all the potatoes and Ian ate all the carrots.
Kai: WHAAAAAT?!
Bryan: You heard.
Question 101: Who would be the person you would want comfort from if you were scared or hurt?
Tala: Kai. Because I loves him =)
Kai: Tala.
Tala: Because you love me?
Kai: Yes, because of that.
Tala: I'm sorry for lying about your arse T_T Besides, I like it big.
Kai: Good, because I'm not getting its size reduced.
Tala: Sex?
Kai: Alright. You win.
Bryan: Can I answer the question, now?
Tala: If you must.
Bryan: I'd like to comfort myself.
Tala: You interrupted our touching moment to say THAT?!
Bryan: Yup.
Ian: Spencer has nice hugs. But I'm warming to Daichi more and more.
Bryan: You are never bringing that little monkey boy around here.
Spencer: I get comfort from ballet and cooking, not people =)
Bryan: ... you weirdo.
+ A/N: And there we have it. The end of this shoddy piece of work XD
The skateboarding rabbit question was not originally there. The original question was shit, so I changed it. And it is based on my own rabbit. He skateboards. No, I am not joking.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did, and if you beg me enough, I might just do another one for another team sometime in the future. XD