The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 13 No Back Up, Not Stuck Up

Hot Stuck Up Bitch was frozen in place as she couldn't make up her mind whether to shoot Morristofoxes down or except, she then realized that she had foolishly sent her back up away as she looked at Nerdy Chick That's Just As Hot If Not Hotter Than Her Friend But Hasn't Blossomed Yet trying to dance with lulamaemobster.

"Yes," she said accepting his hand.

All of the guys in the party looked on with envy as they made their way to the dance floor, meanwhile, lulamaemobster was getting to know Nerdy Chick That's Just As Hot If Not Hotter Than Her Friend But Hasn't Blossomed Yet but found her dancing skills made things a bit difficult. He thought up a way to remedy the situation and started slow dancing with her.

"But this is a fast song," she said.

"Yeah, but this way, no one but me can see you dance," he explained.

"Okay."

"Don't believe that," he whispered softly into her ears. "I just needed an excuse to touch this exquisite body of yours."

She blushed and giggled nervously as Morristofoxes and Hot Stuck Up Bitch were dancing.

"So, what made you ask me?" she asked him. "I wasn't just because I'm good looking, was it?"

"I don't know," he answered. "But who said you're good looking."

Hearing a guy talk to her like that brought a smile to her face.

"He's not just kissing my ass because I'm attractive," she thought. "He may be a keeper."

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS NOR DO I OWN THE SONG BREAK ON THROUGH

Break On Through To The Other Side

After taking off his mask, Kakashi was very surprised to see the face he recognized as one of the founders of the Leaf Village.

"Madara Uchiha?" Kakashi said. "It can't be, you're supposed to have died over a century ago."

"He's an immortal," Sasuke said. "Itachi told me when he told me why he slaughtered our clan."

"And where is he now?" Madara asked.

"He's fine," Naruto said. "Why the hell do you want to capture us anyway?"

"For the Moon's Eye Plan."

Madara went on to explain the Moon's Eye Plan and they weren't very impressed with it.

"World Domination?" Fu asked. "You'd think a shinobi would be a bit more original."

"Cliché as it may be, it's what I want," Madara said. "I did plan to make this as painless as possible with the help of the Gedo Mazu statue but you destroyed that dream so now we'll have to use this."

"What the hell is that anyway?" Roshi asked.

"This is the back up plan the Sage of The Six Paths, my ancestor, left behind," he explained. "He figured that there may be a day that the Ten Tailed Beast would return so he created this so that one of his descendants who possessed enhanced vision, Uchiha or Hyuuga, may be able to reseal it within themselves and separate it once again. The Gedo Mazu statue would've simply allowed me to extract the tailed beasts out of you while you were unconscious so that Nagato could transport them here making it nice and easy for all of us but this will no doubt rip the beasts from within. Even now, you can feel them stirring within you, can't you."

He was right, each jinchuuriki had the look of great turmoil within their faces as they fought to control their beasts.

"What's going on," Utakata asked.

"The beasts are trying to take over" Han said.

"They can't help it," Madara said. "I've activated the Ten Tailed Capture jutsu, that jutsu and this statue attracts the Ten Tails no matter what form or, rather, how many forms it's in."

"Why didn't you just use this jutsu in the first place?" Kakashi asked.

"You know how those villages are, that would've drawntoo much attention to myself."

"So everything the Akatsuki's done was simple misdirection? All those people they've killed?"

"Correct, now, soon the tailed beasts will leave you and enter this statue, then my vengeance on the world that forgot about the Uchiha will be complete. If I couldn't rule the Leaf Village, then I'll rule the world."

They all checked their seals and found that they were slowly but surely dissolving, the end seemed near and they only had one thought. They looked at each other and knew what they had to do as they readied themselves for battle.

"You may take the beast from us," Yagura said.

"But you won't get to have them either," Gaara finished.

"Stay out of this, you two," Naruto told Kakashi and Sasuke. "This is our fight."

Naruto, Bee, and Gaara each attacked him but he just watched in amusement until they passed right through him.

"How is that possible?" Kakashi asked. "My Sharingan isn't registering anything, is yours."

"No," Sasuke said. "I haven't even copied it."

They attacked once again but with the same results, he turned around and attacked them with an Uchiha attack.

"Fire Style: Immortal Flame Jutsu!"

Naruto quickly used his water to block the massive fire, not only did the water block the powerful flame but it overpowered it and went crashing towards Madara making him avoid it.

"That's more water than normal," Naruto said.

"It's the Tailed Beasts," Kakashi said. "We can see your chakra with the Sharingan and the more they break free the more intense you chakra is becoming."

They continued their assault while Roshi tried a different approach and attempts to destroy the statue.

"Lava Style: Volcano!"

Lave spewed up from underneath it but just seemed to speed up the process.

"Tailed Beast chakra must stimulate it," Yugito deduced.

As Madara continued to battle Naruto, Gaara, and Killer Bee, he didn't notice Utakata using his Bubble Jutsu and found himself trapped in a bubble.

"Now," Utakata said. "You have a clean shot."

"Lightning Style: Electrical Bull Charge!"

As the name implied, a bull made out of electricity charged towards Madara.

"I'm glad you guys are so spirited," Madara said before phasing out of the bubble.

The bull continued rushing now towards Utakata who couldn't get out of the way in time, thinking quickly, Naruto created an ramp of ice along the ground underneath Utakata which made him slip to the ground and slide out of the way.

"Where is he?" Gaara asked.

"There," Yugito said as she and the rest joined in. "On top of the statue."

They looked on top of statue and saw as he began to phase in.

"Oh, my, look," he said. "The statue is ready for the beasts."

Gaara screamed out and fell to the ground dead as a flash of light left his body, Naruto watched in horror as Yugito, Yagura, Roshi, Han, Utakata, Fu, and Bee dropped before him. Naruto then fell unconscious into the forest he created for the fox in his mind.

"What?" Naruto asked. "Did I die?"

"No, not yet," a voice said from behind.

Naruto turned around to find his father, the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze smiling at him. Outside, Kakashi and Sasuke watched as the light that went into the statue shot out of it into the air and began to take shape.

"Is that?" Kakashi asked.

"Yes," Madara said. "The Ten Tailed Beast is taking form, only one more tail."

Madara's confidence masked his concern as it was taking awhile for the Nine Tailed Fox to leave Naruto's body. Inside his subconscious, Naruto was having an important conversation with his father.

"What are you doing here?"

"I designed that seal to make me appear whenever the fox was close to escaping," he said as the fox appeared behind them. "I'm glad you two were able to work things out."

"I should bite the shit out of you for sealing me in here," the fox said.

"Anyway," he continued ignoring the fox's threat. "I've been watching and it looks like you have your hands full."

"Yeah, we can't seem to lay a finger on him."

"You have to wait until he attacks," Minato explained. "His body is intangible until he attacks you. Once you defeat him, the jutsu will deactivate"

"What about the other problem?" Naruto asked.

"The Ten Tails?" Minato asked. "I talked to the Sage of the Six Paths…"

"You talked to him?" Naruto asked surprised.

"We're dead, not antisocial, he said that you can defeat the Ten Tails."

"How?"

"He said that you have and the Nine Tails here have to work together, as it stands now, the Ten Tails only has nine tails which make them equal in power since the Nine Tails is the bulk of its chakra."

"What about my friends?"

"You have a chance, the Tailed Beasts may return to their bodies if they haven't been dead long so you'll have to hurry because in addition to that, the second I redo this seal, the statue will start unsealing it again."

"Okay," Naruto said. "Let's do this."

"Before I do, I'd like to say that the Third and I are proud of you and what you've done for those people. And congratulations on getting married, judging from the last time I saw her, your wife should have some big new for you when you get back to the village."

"Wait," Naruto said before Minato redid the seal. "Is mom there?"

Minato just smiled as he resealed him.

"She lives in your village," were his last word before Naruto reawakened. "You'll meet her soon enough."

He looked around to find the Ten Tailed beast over them with one tail missing.

"What?" Madara asked. "How is he not sealed?"

"You seeing this, fox?"

Without further delay, the Nine Tailed Fox gave Naruto all of its chakra and transformed him into the full Nine Tailed Fox. They immediately began to battle as Jiraiya, Tsunade and the others could see it even from where they were.

"That must be the Ten Tails," Jiraiya said. "But it's incomplete."

"How so?" asked Tsunade.

"The Nine Tailed Fox is the part of it that's the chakra while the other beasts are its abilities," he explained. "Without it, it's about even with the Nine Tailed Fox in terms of sheer power."

At that moment, one of the Nine Tails' tails swung and a great wind came rushing towards them.

"Hold on, everyone," Jiraiya said as he and Tsunade performed some hand signs.

They summoned Gamabunta and Katsuya to shield them from the wind but they too found them self struggling to keep from being swept away.

"This is what you meant when you said I was lucky I didn't have to fight these things," Katsuya said.

"Exactly," Gamabunta replied.

Kakashi and Sasuke found shelter near the statue as it seemed to be the only thing that could withstand the power of the two monsters. They watched the skies change as the two beasts clawed at each other destroying the landscape even more than it had been from the previous struggle between the Ten Tails and the Sage of the Six Paths.

"Look at the moon," Kakashi said.

"It's spinning," Sasuke said in amazement.

The two beasts paused for a second as they looked at each other growling, it was clear that both were hurt from the battle but neither would give an inch. They were like two animals fighting over territory or food or a potential mate and were ready to die before they gave up, they rushed towards each other and leapt into the air. When they came crashing down, the Nine Tailed Fox had the Ten Tails by the throat biting down on it, the Nine Tails released its grip and let out a primal roar as the Ten Tails' body separated into 8 flashes of light. As the Nine Tails reverted back into Naruto, the flashes of light returned to the bodies of the Jinchuuriki returning them to life.

"Golly," Bee said holding his head.

"Did you just say 'Golly?'" Fu asked.

"No," Bee said nervously. "No, I didn't.'

"It's not over yet, guys," Naruto said. "Look at your seals."

They looked at their seals to see that the process had begun anew.

"We've gotta take this guy out," Han said.

Naruto knew what to do from the information his father gave him but kept it to himself as to not give it away, he simply watched as his friends attacked.

"Give it up," Madara said. "You can't defeat me."

Naruto saw his opportunity when an overconfident Madara, thinking no one knew of his secret, launched an attack on Fu. Naruto quickly took one of his ice swords and slashed Madara down the middle. He dropped to his knees as the rest of them each took a sword from Bee and took turns piercing his body.

"How did you know?" Madara asked.

"You should think twice about fucking with a demon," Naruto said.

"That's good advice for where we're sending him," Gaara added.

"I'm just glad to be rid of him," Yagura said remembering how Madara controlled his mind.

Naruto took his ice sword and beheaded Madara, they all breathed a sigh of relief as Kakashi and Sasuke rejoined them.

"Well, that looked difficult," Kakashi said.

"What, are you kidding?" Naruto asked. "I could do that every day and twice on Sunday."

The rest of them shook their heads and smiled as they finally knew that they wouldn't have to be worried about being hunted anymore. They headed back to where the others were waiting on them.

"Gaara!" Temari said as she and Kankuro rushed to his side.

"Sensei!" Bee's student shouted as they did the same.

"Well, I really hope our villages can become allies now," Jiraiya said.

"Why's that?" asked Han.

"It's never a dull moment with you guys around."

They traveled back to the meeting place they agreed upon and met with the other kage, after telling them of the events, they agreed that one Jonin from every village will form a team to stand guard to make sure that no one tries to interfere with the barrier at the statue in an effort to keep from facing the Ten Tails again.

"So, I guess this is goodbye," Yagura said. "What's with Bee and the Raikage?"

They watched as the two of them had tears in their eyes.

"They just made up," Yugito said.

"So, will we see you again, Naruto?" Sakura asked. "Sasuke and I still have to thank you for getting us back together."

"Who knows," he replied. "Stranger things have happened."

"And people are strange," she said with a smile referring to the song he sang when he was in their prison.

"There ya' go," he smiled back. "Well, goodbye."

"Actually, I'll catch up to you guys," Utakata said as he and the Mizukage were wrapped in each other's arms.

"He still has some poking around to do," she said.

They traveled back home and were greeted warmly by the villagers who hoisted them into the air and carried them to a celebratory banquet they prepared for them while singing the song of their village.

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side

We chased our pleasures here
Dug our treasures there
But can you still recall
The time we cried
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
I found an island in your arms
Country in your eyes
Arms that chain
Eyes that lie
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side

Made the scene
Week to week
Day to day
Hour to hour
The gate is straight
Deep and wide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side

After they ate, Hinata had something to tell Naruto.

"I'm pregnant."

Naruto's face lit up and he hugged her with tears in both their eyes.

"You hear that, Kimi?" he asked. "You're going to have a little brother or sister."

"Brother or sister?" Kimi asked.

"Yeah," Naruto said picking her up on his shoulders. "You're our daughter, right, everyone?"

"That's right," the village said in unison. "You're our daughter."

As the celebration continued, Tsunade approached the trio with a woman that resembled Naruto somewhat.

"Mother," he said knowing instantly who she was.

"How did you know?" Tsunade asked.

"Father told me."

"He did?" Kushina asked.

"Long story," he replied. "Ask me another time. Why didn't you tell me she was here?"

"When she got here, the war broke out," Tsunade explained. "Living through a war or two, we knew that the shock of her being here would've distracted you and we couldn't risk that."

"Well, that doesn't matter," Naruto said with a smile on his face. "You're here now and we have some catching up to do."

Naruto introduced her to his budding family and they continued the celebration through the night

TRIED TO RUN TRIED TO HIDE

BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE

MESSAGE FROM lulamaemobster!

BOY, THAT'S OVER AND EVERYONE GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO THEM. I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY, THANKS FOR READING AND REVIEWING, LOVE REVIEWS EVEN IF THEIR NEGATIVE. I WANT TO WISH ALL OF YOU A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, A HAPPY KWANZAA, AND A HAPPY HANUKAH. BE SAFE OUT THERE AND, PLEASE, BE KIND TO EACH OTHER, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE WERE JUST KIND TO EACH OTHER.

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lulamaemobster: Cha...chanukah? Happy Holidays everyone, I will be back Monday with at least two new chapters and the first chapter of "Walk."