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Italics text = character thinking to themselves.

Underline+Italics = character communicating with telepathy

Bold text = shouting

Bold+Italcs = Casting Spell/Ability

Chapter Forty

Valentine Surprises

Nearly a month had passed since the simultaneous raids on Riddle Manor, Malfoy Manor and Snape's house. The aftereffects of the attacks was still visible even among the Hogwarts population in the form of Snape occasionally breaking a few plates before leaving the Great Hall – usually when Fred or George used an illusion to make him see his house exploding, or Draco Malfoy whimpering whenever he received another letter from Gringotts regarding various debts that now fell onto him, with his Narcissa no longer a Malfoy and his father missing.

For the Order of the Twilight within Hogwarts, things had gone rather well. They had erased any and all tracks that pointed at their involvement; anything they had taken from the three houses had been either stashed away or fenced through a few people Eva knew from before being sealed at Mahora.

But there were other things on Harry and Negi's minds at the moment… and it was because of those reasons they were being stared at by the other male members of the Order of the Twilight present in the Great Hall with a mixture of envy and pity… mostly the later.

The reason was rather simple: it was the 14th of February, Valentines Day, and they were expected by their fiancés to be taken on dates.

There was only one problem with that: they had so many that they had to use the Cassiopeia continuously, as well as Portkeys since it would have been noticed if they were in dozens of places within Hogsmade. Harry in particular had had a very varied number of dates so far: Rome, Venice, Florence, Paris, Versailles, Marseille, Beijing, Tokyo, Osaka, Yokohama, London, Manchester, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Miami being among the places he's been with his fiancés so far.

Luckily for him, it the only date remaining was the one with Luna and Hermione. It was actually one of the things that took him by surprise: some of his fiancés had wanted to share the same date. And it was not because of the possibility of the numerous trips through time and space putting a strain on Harry, as while true it was nothing that would influence him more then a few minutes before he recovered completely.

No. Nymphadora and Chao, Parvati and Padma, Narcissa and Fleur, and Hermione and Luna had rather bluntly told him that they were bisexual and wanted to enjoy the date with him together. That had shut down Harry's brain for a couple of minutes before he snapped out of it and agreed full heartedly with their requests… while wiping the blood flowing from his nose.

So here he was, in the Great Hall at lunch, being seen for the first time since breakfast which for him meant weeks ago, and walking out through the double doors with Hermione on one arm and Luna on the other, unable to wipe the grin off his face from the looks he was receiving from the majority of the staff and student population.

The three of them headed for Hogsmade, the only one of Harry's dates that were taking place there since as far as the public knew those two were some of his only female friends.

The date started slowly, with the three of then heading for the Tree Broomsticks to have some refreshments. They spent little time there though, as Harry Potter drew enough attention by himself, let alone with two girls accompanying him on Valentines Day. Sure enough, they entered and left with the sounds of catcalls and wolf whistles.

After that they spent a few hours in various shops in the village, from Hermione dragging them to the bookshop to Luna dragging them to the Menagerie, all the while Harry buying them various trinkets that they liked mentally cackling maniacaly at the sight of the demolished Madam Puddifoot's frilly cramped shop that Fred and George told him, Negi and Kotarou about several day before… the next day the owner had received an exorbitant offer that she could not refuse and the shop was soon smashed to smithereens by the hired dwarfs… all that they said was that it was thanks to a kind soul they first met three years ago that the shop was destroyed.

Eventually, it was nighttime and the three retired to the castle.

"Say, Harry…" Hermione asked hesitantly as they walked through the gates.

"Yes, 'Mione?" Harry inquired.

"We… really don't feel like dealing with our housemates right now, being seen leaving with you and all." Luna said. "Will you keep us company in the Room of Requirements tonight?"

"…Are you sure?" Harry asked nervously.

"Yeah, Harry, please." Hermione added.

"Okay." Harry agreed.

The three used the invisibility option of their rings and sneaked past the sneering Filch and up the stairs up to the seventh floor, where the Luna quickly passed by the location of the Room three times before the double doors materialized and swung open, earning a raised eyebrow from Harry.

Entering the Room Harry looked at the form it took and stared in shock as he finally began to put two and two together. It was a large bedroom with a small bath at the other side of the room. The only significant piece of furniture was the king size bed.

Turning around towards the girls any questions or word of any kind that he had evaporated as Hermione kissed him hungrily as she pushed him onto the bed where she straddled him and began to take her clothes off.

"Yes Harry, we want to have sex with you."

Turning towards the source of the voice Harry felt his mouth dry as Luna removed her last piece of underwear, her panties.

"Are… are you sure?" Harry asked cautiously.

"Shut up and take those clothes off mister." Hermione ordered as she lost her patience and vanished he clothes before doing the same with Harry's.

Harry took the chance to look in awe at the two naked girls before him.

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They did not wake up for classes the next day… or rather they did wake up but opted to spend the time in a more pleasurable way before spinning back several hours with the Cassiopeia, neither of them being able to wipe the grins off their faces, and that was saying something considering that Harry and Hermione had Potions with Snape that day.

A.N.: Yes, I did not forget about updating before the New Year… where I'm from, anyway.

Finally, the much anticipated lemon finally happened. If you don't really like it, then I'm sorry to say that I can't picturing Hermione as other then a kinky bookworm.

I hope you enjoyed it. Please Review.

I wish you a Happy New Year!

EDIT: Due to the recent account erasures all over the site, the graphic sex scenes will be CENSORED. The UNCENSORED versions of the chapters will soon be available on FicWad. It's troublesome, but I would really hate reposting everything.