I get bored easily so I made a random story…. Hope you enjoy!

Well…

Minerva McGonagall sat in the library marking a few essays over the weekend. She noticed that there were more students that usual. She never saw so many students at the library. But she ignored it. She noticed some of them were in fact watching her and some were giggling.

Obviously the knew something she didn't. She went back to grading essays. it was completely quite until Albus Dumbledore walked in. There were more giggles and whispers until Irma Pince shushed the students. Albus sat next to Hermione, which was the table next to Minerva. Albus sat facing the same way as Minerva.

Minerva knew that if Albus were there she would not be able to get any work done. She tried to finish her work any way. It wasn't ever ten seconds when Albus threw a paper ball at Minerva. Minerva looked over with a raised eyebrow. He smiled and mouthed "Hello my dear." Minerva rolled her eyes and looked back down at her work. Another paper ball was thrown and hit her. She looked over. Albus smiled. Minerva mouthed "Hi Albus." Before she even moved she was hit again with a paper ball. She glared at Albus but he only smiled. He mouthed, "What are you doing?"

"Work…" She smiled. "I was working." She mouthed.

"How is your day going?" He smiled. Minerva rolled her eyes once again. She looked around and saw that all the students were trying to keep up with the silent conversation.

"Fine." She smiled. "How's yours?"

"Great." He said with eyes twinkling. "Did you know that there are rumors about you and I?"

"Yes I did." Minerva started to worry about this conversation. There were students reading their lips.

"What's your favorite one?" Albus smiled. Minerva tried to suppress a giggle. But she slipped. Madam Pince glared in Minerva's direction but Minerva pointed to a young Hufflepuff. Pince glared at the girl and shushed her. Minerva mouthed sorry to her afterwards and looked at Albus. "Which one?" he mouthed. Minerva thought for a moment.

`"The one about me turning into a cat and going to your room at the middle of the night." She mouthed. Students smiled. "What's yours?"

Albus smiled brightly. "The one where you and I have been secretly married for forty years and have eight kids." He mouthed. "I have a secret."

She smiled. "What's your secret?"

"Most of those rumors," he began which had students at the edge of their seats "are lies." He finished. Some students were hoping for something wild and crazy to be said.

"But…" He mouthed, which got the students attentions again. "What they don't know is…." He paused again. "Is that both you and I are gay…" As soon as the word gay was read on his lips the students burst out in a riot of confusion and chatter. Hermione was shaking her head and smiling. Madam Pince started yelling at the students.

Minerva and Albus left. "I didn't get to finish what I was saying. I was saying that both you and I are gay and married."

"Albus gay doesn't mean happy now a days. It means homosexual." Albus raised an eyebrow.

"So instead of it meaning we are happy and married I said we are homosexuals?" Minerva giggled and nodded her head. "Well…. They'll figure it out eventually." He kissed his wife and they headed to their room.