Firstly, I would like to thank KingOfWorlds and charliebrown1234 for helping me with slang. You guys were great to me, in i' man!

Wassup Tigress?!

It started out as a normal morning in the Jade Palace. The sun was shining, the students were working hard on their martial art techniques, and of course, Master Shifu was meditating.

At about lunch time, master Shifu heard a nock on the Palace door. Shifu opened it and to his surprise, saw a young fox. He seemed to be about in his late twenties. He was wearing a red and gold hooded jacket and a black base-ball cap which was worn to the side. He was also wearing baggy trousers, sunglasses and thick golden chain.

"Yo, I'm look'n for MT, bruv. Ya seen 'er?"

"Pardon me?" Shifu had never heard such a language been spoken before. He practically barged in, passing Shifu and exclaimed,

"Yo, nice crib man! Musta cost ya monkeys!" The stranger stated.

"Excuse me, but you said that you were looking for someone." Shifu reminded him.

"Huh? Oh, ye. Look'n for MT ya see man. Just thought I might visit the sassy's in da crib."

Master Shifu decided it was time to call his students,

"Students, come at once."

When his students came, Crane let his master know,

"Tigress is coming in a bit, she's just finishing off training."

In only a couple of minutes, Tigress had finally arrived. When she saw the teenage fox, she was surprised by his appearance.

"Wassup MT?" He asked her and they started to have a conversation...in slang!

"Yo, Imma chill'n in ma crib, man. Just hang'n. So wa you doin' 'ere, bruv?"

"Oh, ya know, just droppin' by. Hey, who your homies?"

Tigress turned to the gang and introduced Viper, Monkey, Mantis, Po, Crane and Master Shifu,

"Yo, these are my crew: Vipe, M & M, K, food dude, MC and Papa S."

The 'crew' gave Tigress a 'if looks could kill' stare. Tigress didn't think anything of it.

"Yo, ya papa has a nice cookie duster, girl," the fox complimented the aged red panda, "Yo, by da way, is papa Zee in da crib."

"ZEEEEENNNNGG!!!" She called and Zeng came running.

"Zeng?!" they all asked in surprise and confusion.

"Yo, my brother with another mother! Wassup. I havn't seen ya in donkey's years, in i' man!" Zeng said, walking up to the fox and giving him a secret handshake.

"Yo, dudes, thank for spot'n me a sec but I gotta amscray."

"Well, bye lil' dude." Zeng and Tigress said in unison, and with that the fox was gone. The two looked back at the others. They were frustrated. Zeng and Tigress had a lot of explaining to do.

A/N: OK, hope you liked. I will update SECRETS in three weeks. Agrement with ma Mama for me to right a chapter of something once a week. Plus, I'm righting a book! Thriller called 'lies of the dead.'

These are some slang translations:

Monkey- £500

Amscray- leave

Crib- home

Crew- gang

Homies- friend/ room mates

Cookie duster- moustache

Spot me- spare me

In i' – isn't it