Hey, hi, yo. This is the START to my first fan fiction story EVER! Kick ass, right? Well, I don't have a good idea for one yet, but its ganna be about Austin Powers' mini-me, the most bitchin' person alive. Sorry it took me so long those of you who know me (wait a minute, only one person here knows me, that's gayer than hell!! Even though the person who knows me is awesome (not my cousin, he knows me to but he SUUUUCKS jk jk.) well, as you've figured out, it's a work in progress, my lazy cousin FINALLY decided to show me how to do this crap, so I'm ganna get started tomorrow! Yay…