Temperature Warning

Summary: Naruto leaves a bottle of chemicals out in the sun and an interesting conversation ensues. Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, and Iruka star.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or Odo-Ban the chemical that I use. Yes, this actually happened in my house.

A/N:This actually happened to me. I was Naruto, laughing so hard that I hit my head on the table. This popped into my head and woulden't leave me alone till I wrote it. Yes I know I should be working on my other stories darn it!

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"Sasuke! My chemical went and mutated!" Sasuke's head turned around slowly to stare at the Dobe. The blond had a panicky expression on his face and was holding a large bottle of pink chemical cleaner away from his body with three fingers.

"It looks fine to me." Sasuke said dismissively, turning back to his stir-fry. You couldn't really blame him for being unconcerned, Naruto tended to over react.

"But Saaaaasuke!" Naruto whined. "This stuff was clear this morning! I swear!"

"So what did you do it?" Now Sasuke was interested. Maybe the Dobe had actually made something useful for once. A caustic chemical? A poison that would kill someone in three seconds flat?

"I forgot it outside in the sun when I was putting it in a bucket this morning. I measured out the right amount and put the lid out, and then I forgot about it. It was in the sun for about two hours, but I don't know how hot it got." Naruto admitted.

Sasuke reached out a hand gingerly, the stuff was the same color as Sakura's hair. "Has anything else changed? There was some sort of chemical reaction, hand it over for a second I want to read the label." Naruto obediently gave the bottle to his friend.

"Odo-Ban." Sasuke read out loud. "I don't see any warnings on this thing. How stupid are these people? Where's the temperature warning?" Turning the large jug around in his hands. Sasuke finally spotted the warning. "Precautionary Statements." What had happened to the good old fashioned WARNING!, Sasuke wondered. "First aid if in eye…. Clothing, disposal, where's the god-damn temperature warning!"

Naruto giggled at that, Sasuke hardly ever swore.

"Ok, note to physician, probable mucosal damage may contraindicate the use of gastric lavage. What the hell?"

Naruto fell over laughing. As he rolled back and forth, he hit his head on the table leg, but he didn't seem to care. "Gastric lavage!" He snorted out, and dissolved into giggles again.

At this point, Kakashi and Iruka walked into the house, Kakashi with his usual grin and Iruka with a worried expression.

"Naruto, what happened?" Iruka demanded.

"Gastric lavage!" Naruto giggled again, climbing shakily to his feet and wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.

"Huh?" Iruka replied blankly.

"Beware the Gastric lavage!"

"Where the hell is the fucking temperature warning! Naruto may have actually done something useful and we'll never know because these stupid people FORGOT THE GOD-DAMN TEMPERATURE WARNING!"

Now Kakashi was interested. "Naruto what happened?"

"I forgot a bottle of chemicals out in the sun so Sasuke tried to check for a temperature warning so we could figure out what it turned into, because apparently there was some sort of chemical reaction and he wanted to find out what it was. Anyway, he was reading the physicians note 'cause he couldn't find the temperature warning and he said gastric lavage!"

"Is that even a word?" Iruka wondered out loud. "Can I see the bottle Sasuke?"

At this point Naruto and Kakashi were leaning on each other laughing and Sasuke still had the bottle of Odo-Ban.

"WHERE… IS…THE…TEMPERATURE WARNING!"

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