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Me: Hey Bobert! Guess what!!!!

Bobert: What is it?

Me: I'm gunna own Twilight some day ;D

Bobert: Um yeah, no, I don't think so

Me: You suck eggs. BIG, HUGE, JUICY EGGS

Bobert: So do you

Me: Damn.

Bella's Point Of View:

Edward was out hunting and left me alone with my favorite brother. Emmett. Jasper was here too but he was up in his room doing god knows what. Emmett skipped-and it looks very weird for a large man to be skipping-over to me, humming a song. I raised an eyebrow at him because he was humming the Llama Song. How sad.

"Bellaaaaaaa!" Emmett whined for the fifth time. This time, I couldn't take it anymore.

"WHAT IS IT, EMMETT!? SPIT IT OUT!"

"Hi!" He, then, waved and ran out of the room. I was almost growling but not as good or threatening as Edward or any of the Cullen's. Then he pranced back in with something in his hands. It was a basket full of brownies. "Have one, Bella!" he said because he caught me staring. They did look delicious but I was wary.

"Emmett," I said slowly, "why do you have brownies? You don't eat."

"I made them for you silly! Eat one!" Then he picked up a brownie and shoved it in my mouth. I chewed and the brownies tasted fantastic. Then I just kept grabbing more and more and more. Shoving them all into my mouth.

Emmett's Point Of View:

I watched Bella down the brownies. The drug induced, alcohol friendly, chocolate brownies. A grin spread upon my face. Shows my family that I know how to cook! Just because I hate the taste of human food doesn't mean I'm not talented!

After a little while, Bella's head started to wobble back and forth and she fell on the ground. "Emmy! WAHHHH! EMMY! I'm scared! The ground is attacking!" She started to panic, while still on the floor. I went over to her, stifling my laugh, and pick her up from the floor and put her on her feet. "Oh my gawshness! EMMY, YOU SAVEDED ME!" She walked away, galloping like a horse.

Jasper then came down the steps from the upstairs and looked at Bella in surprise. Then he suddenly realized what had happened. He raced over to me, vampire speed and yelled in my face. "What is wrong with you, Emmett? Have you no brain at all?" Then his straight face looked dazed for a minute and then a big, wide, creepy grin spread across his face. "BELLA! WAIT FOR ME! I WANT TO BE A HORSEY TOO!!!" He galloped after Bella who was galloping in circles in the room.

This was just too good. I was laughing really hard. After they were done playing "horsey" Bella got on Jasper's back and then hopped over. I couldn't believe my eyes. They were playing Leap Frog. I was pretty proud of myself, I have to say. Suddenly, Bella came up to me and poked my eye. It wasn't like it hurt or anything but it sure was surprising.

"Hehehehehe! Jasper, I poked Emmett's eye! Now he will be blinded forever and ever and ever." She laughed like an evil person. "Now to make the world blind! Come, Jaspbin! To the Bella Cave, so we can plan our evil plan!" Jasper scoped her up and put her on his back and ran into a large bathroom. I listened through the door.

"Now that Emmett's blind, we should poke the sun and blind it! Muwahahaha!" I could practically see Bella rubbing her hands in victory that she had not yet one. "OH MY GOD! LOOK JASPER! ITS WATER!!!" The sink was running and Bella was making a fuss over it. I was laughing so hard.

Bella and Jasper came out of the bathroom and then they ran straight into a wall. "Ahhhh!!!! The walls are attacking us! EVERY ALIVE AND UNDEAD PERSON FOR ITSELF!" Bella got off and both of them started running in circles and screaming. Then Jasper accidentally fell out the window. You could hear a scream all the way down, then a crash.

Jasper came back up and screamed to Bella, "Bella! The windows are moving to make us fall out of them!"

"Damn those windows and their moveyness!" The Bella screamed an ear-deafening scream.

Jasper looked panicked. "What is it!?!"

"IT IS AN OCTOPUS!!!!!!" She pointed to me and screamed again.

"Hey! I'm not an octopus," I stated with a humph! at the end. Jasper tackled me and started punching me.

"OH NO! The octopus talked! TALK MORE WORDS OCTOPUS!" She was shaking me by the collar in a second, yelling at me to talk more. Then she slapped me. "I said talk!"

"RAWR!" I yelled, annoyed. Bella gasped and ran and hid behind the couch. Jasper hid in the closet but fell out, tangled in coats. I saw a shoe handing by his ear. I laughed.

"Jasper! You can walk on your ears!? THAT'S FRIKIN' COOL!" Bella yelled, a smile planted on her face. "I can dance!" She started doing the robot and the Sprinkler and the Q-Tip. Yep, she was an amazing dancer alright! Just then, the door suddenly opened and in stepped my family. Shock was planted all over their faces. Alice was giggling a little bit at Bella's dancing.

"EMMETT!!!!" Edward yelled in fury. "What have you done to Bella!?"